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“SASUKE!! SAKURA-CHAN!!”
Naruto raced to his teammates underneath a tree.
“I GOT KIDNAPPED BY ALIENS LAST NIGHT!!”
Sasuke groaned. “Not again”
Sakura scoffed. “This is the 5 th time this week!”
“NO! I’m serious this time!!” Naruto pulled up his sleeve and showed a few marks on his arm. “See? That’s where they used their probes on me to study my brain!”
Sasuke glanced at them. “Those are mosquito bites.”
Sakura laughed. “To repel aliens, I use Raid !”
The two chuckled and high fived each other.
Naruto huffed. “You guys never take me seriously, dattebayo...”