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A Varigo Crack Fic

Summary:

Warning: None of this makes sense

Also, my friend helped me make this but she doesn't have an AO3 acc

Notes:

I'm gonna put which part is my friends part that she wrote and which part I wrote

Chapter 1: First Day Of School!

Chapter Text

MY PART:
Varian and Hugo were just normal school-schoolers. They both went to Ohiovilletown Academy Elementary School. It was their first day of 4th grade, and they happened to have the same class together. It was a classic enemies-to-lovers situation.

MY FRIEND’S PART:
Then after there teacher Miss.Jit told all the 4th graders are having a verryyyyyyyyyy big show and tell party surprise Varian and Hugo get soooo excited

MY PART:
And then at lunch Varian and Hugo were arguing about who's lunch was tastier Hugo had dogshit for lunch with a side of human bones and Varian ate rocks with a mudpie and bread sandwich and sandwich with extra sand and then they got into a fight and were throwing punches at each other and people had to pull them away from each other and then put them down Hugo was laying on the ground and Varian was crying and then Miss.Jit said "Alr y'all can give up and make out now."

MY FRIEND’S PART:
Then after they got sent to time out for 0.0000005 seconds then after they changed the time out corner to the make out corner and then they started making out and then after Varian stole his glasses and licked them and Hugo just didn’t care

Then after Miss.Jit entered the room and then she said “I know what yall were doing” and then they got scared and then after Miss jit said that they were just kicking each other and then she walked away then they continued making out even tho they weren’t dating 𝙮𝙚𝙩 then after the bell rung then the next day it was bring a Pet day

MY PART:
Or at least to Varian and Hugo it was. Along with another half of the class. Cindy Lou Hoo brought her kitty and Nuru brought her pet snakey named Bob, and Preston brought his dragon.