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Berdly turns around.. And there stands...
NOELLES PRESUMED DEAD SISTER. WOAH. WEARING A FUCKASS SECURITY GUARD UNIFORM BUT ITS SO FIRE TRUST. SHES ALSO HOLDING HER ICONIC BAT WITH NAILS IN IT. This does not mirror anything or represent anyone.
"AHHHHH OH MYGOD" Berdly screams in FEAR but like quietly so nobody overhears.
"Hey Man.. I need you to kill Susie you wanna kill Susie so bad Oehhhhh" Dess(Ghost) says and its reely scary cause shes meant to be so dead and he actually DOES!! Want to kill susie so bad because Kris likes her more then him. And itd be Reely easy cause they all have guns. Hm.
"Ok Sure. I will kill Susie.. WAIT!!!!!! Why do You want to kill Susie what the Eff did she do to you You went missing in 09!!!" Berdly ponders and ponders how this could be.. Dess went missing Years and Years ago!! Susie was a Wee Lad she couldn't kill anyone!!!!
"Susie freaking killed and ate me last week. I was living in the woods for fun because I like the woods. And she shot me in the leg and brought me back to her CAVE shes HOMELESS and ATE ME. Do you know how Bad that sucks Dude. Susie killed me and ate me. It was awful it sucked so much. And now shes trying to date my Idiot Fucking Stupid Dumbass Sister who has NO clue. You don't know how BAD that SUCKS!!!!" Dess Screampt really loud it hurt Berdlys ears(?) a little.
"Ok that's actually?? Horrible what the fuck. WAIT!!! SHES FRIENDS WITH KRIS!! WHAT IF SHE KILLS AND EATS THEM!!!!" Berdly JUMPS up to go save his little kitten but Dess stops him by smacking him with her bat but not the nail side cause shes smart and amazing.
"Are you Stupid. You can't kill Susie NOW you need to WAIT." Dess hits Berdly over the head with her bat and he goes YEEEEOUCHHH Its actually horrible blood all over.
"Ok you need to go now you lost your team I will Not be helping you find them Byeeee" Dess Says and hopes Berdly dies but he can detect where Kris is at all times so he runs after them and catches up Yayyy.
"??Berdly where the Hail were you. Ok whatever who gaf." Kris Says and Berdly grins and smiles and laughs cause Kris is being so so kind to him.
They frolick through the Hallways and its so fun.. But he sees Susie go and talk to Kris. He knows what he has to do.. He HAS to save them before they get killed and eaten by the EVIL WOKIE. Dess clearly has No Clue what shes talking about. Kris is gonna get killed and eaten NOW. Is she stupid? He knows what he Must Do to save them and Everyone...
"AGHHHHH OUCHHH OH MY FUCKING GOD" Susie YELLS when Berdly pulls out a gun and shoots her in the chest 11 times. "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT OH MY GOD OWWWWW"
"YOU WERE GONNA KILL AND EAT MY KITTEN LIKE YOU DID TO DESS!!!!! I WONT LET YOU!!!" Berdly shoots her 4 more times but now he's out of bullets Aw Man..
"Whatdid you say about Dess ." Noelle asks but nobody gaf so she goes to put bandaids on Susie.
"!???? SHE WAS NOT GOING TO KILL AND EAT ME WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. THIS IS WHY I HATE YOU BERDLY YOU ARE NOT AN ALPHA YOU ARE A BETA!!!! A BETA!!!!! I HATE YOU SO MUCH OH MY GODDDDDD" Kris screams so loud Berdlys Hair(?) blows backwards its really comical actually.
"AND YOU KNOW WHAT. YOU KNOW WHAT PAL. I HATE YOUR ANIMAL JAM OC. ITS SO UGLY. SO FUCKING UGLY., ITS AWFUL YOU ARENT COOL. I WAS GOING TO STAB YOU BEFORE NOELLE WAS WOKE AND RUINED EVERYTHING. NOELLE AND YOU RUIN EVERYTHING I HATE YOU SOMUCH" Kris goes to shoot him many times but someone MAULS him before they do....
"OH MY GODDD WHY DID YOU DO THAT. I WARNED YOU I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO IT NOW I HAD A PLAN!!!!! A PLOT!! IT WAS SO FREAKING GOATED BUT YOU HAD TO FUCK EVERYTHING UP. DIE DIE DIE DIE I HATE YOU" Dess scrumpt and started hitting him over the head really hard with her bat while he went YOUCHHHHH but luckily Berdly is fundamentally immortal so it doesn't actually harm him.
"Whatthe fuck Dess ." Noelle Says
"Oh Haiii ^_^" Dess runs up and they do a super cool backflip together its so awesome and cool except Dess and her bat are covered in Berdlys blood and feathers and stuff its so awful actually.
TO BE CONTINUED.