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“HOW DARE YOU!!!” Pip Quintana screams.
Pip Quintana and Rooney Back have been fighting all week long, and all throughout the week it’s been getting worse. It’s gotten to the point where their fighting just woke up Georgia Warr.
“I bet Sunil is happy he’s gone.” Georgia whispered to herself after getting woken up, extremely annoyed.
“ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU DIDN’T LABEL YOUR LEFTOVERS WHEN YOU PUT THEM IN THE FRIDGE!!!” Rooney screams back.
“And this time their fighting over leftovers.” Georgia says to herself, rolling her eyes.
“Will you two be quiet.” Jason Farley-Shaw says to the two of them. Georgia laughs.
“NOBODY ASKED YOU!!!” Rooney screams at Jason.
“DO NOT SHOUT AT HIM!!!” Pip shouts at Rooney.
Jasons intervention seems to have broken them up thankfully.
Georgia heads downstairs.
“They woke me up.” Georgia complains.
“Same. We need to stop them.” Jason says.
“I think we just have to wait it out.” Georgia says.
“It’s been going on for a week and it’s getting worse, what’re they gonna do next? Start breaking things??” Jason replies.
“Yeah, you’re right, we have to stop it,” Georgia says. “But how?”
“What if we pestered them so they get annoyed at us and not each other?” Jason suggests.
“Yeah, I can’t think of what else to do.” Georgia says.
For the next few days Georgia and Jason make their plan. Let the fun begin.
“WHY DID YOU TAKE MY CHARGER” Pip screams at Rooney.
“Oh, that wasn’t Rooney, I took it earlier, I’m gonna need it for a little while longer…” Georgia says to Pip as she walks by.
Pip turns.
“Oh,” Pip says, annoyed but trying to hide it. “Just give it to me later.”
“I will.” Georgia says, trying to hide her smile.
Georgia had just stopped a fight, how hard could it be to stop it completely.
But that’s what Jason and Georgia thought, after four months, the fighting was still going on.
One day Georgia was so annoyed she gave up trying to pester them and asked them why they were fighting.
“Why are you two fighting in the first place?” Georgia asks Pip and Rooney.
“Its none of your business.” Rooney says.
“OH MY GOD JUST TELL ME. IM SO SICK AND TIRED OF THIS!!!” Georgia screams.
Rooney and Pip are taken aback and Jason comes over to see what’s happening.
“Fine. Rooney keeps taking my food out of the fridge.” Pip explains.
“Rooney, is this true?” Jason asks.
“Yeah.” Rooney says.
“Of course. Will you two stop fighting now?” Georgia asks.
“Yeah.” Rooney and Pip say.
“You two are such idiots.” Jason says.
THE END