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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Hellboy used to be so scared for every second he started a relationship with someone, thinking that he’d hurt his partner. Aftercare is peak, literal peak, if it was morning sex he’d spend the rest of the day praising his partner. If it was afternoon or midnight sex, a bath would be prepared before he even pulled out—which always shocked his partners. Cuddles and love consuming anyone afterwards.
B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s )
One word; BOOBS. Big, small, wide, slim, anything. He’s a softy for them. His biggest fantasy is to be buried headfirst in his partner’s tits. Sucking on that nipple like nothing else.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
If it’s his partner’s cum he will do anything. For example, they want him to eat it? He’ll eat that shit like it’s gourmet. Sometimes he might be fingering/jerking off his partner and then once they finish he’ll dip his fingers into their lips. Only one word will leave his mouth,
“ Swallow. “
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs )
He despises sleeping with someone for more than one night. Because of his trauma with his looks and how he feels about being a freak he’s always been scared to commit to someone. If his one night stand attempts to move onto a two night stand then he’ll begin to build up his walls again. It’s extremely difficult to get with him.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Except for a few hookers and strippers, Hellboy doesn’t have much actual intimate experiences. There was the time with Liv and two others. He knows what he’s doing from his time of watching porn and what girls have taught him already. Although, there’s always something new for him to learn.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Doggy style. Missionary is his enemy because that means he has to look at his partner while fucking them. He struggles horribly with his appearance. It takes at least a year before he’s comfortable with missionary.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
If his sexual partner laughs, he’ll continue begrudgingly. Once they leave he’ll cry. Hellboy worries too much about his looks during those times. He thinks his partner laughed because he was ugly or he looked funny. If he’s laughing, it’s because his partner just burped mid thrust.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
You’re wandering through the jungles of Brazil, move your head up and then remember you are just giving Hellboy head. He only sharpens his horns. That little “happy trail” is more like an overgrown forest. He has a trail of hair on his spine too, all the way down to his tail.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
If you are doing it doggy, he’s leaned over you whispering sweet things into your ears.
“ That’s right, take it like a good girl. You make me wanna cum. “
“ You’re so pretty, so tight, so good. I can’t wait to fuck you senseless. “
Besides his little praises is a lot of grunting, groaning, and occasionally moans.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Hellboy, like any man, jerks off once or twice a week. Then multiple that by a thousand. He has sexual experience, sure, but those experiences happen once in a blue moon. Not everyone is down to fuck a red demon. So, graphic magazines, that used to get him in trouble as a teen, and pornos on VHS are his best friend.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
His biggest kink is praise. If it ever happens that he is the one getting diddled and not you one night. And, if you were to whisper a little, ‘good boy’ to him he’d come undone. Hellboy is a bitch for praise. Always chasing the next good job.
L = Location (favorite places to do they do)
Bedroom. It’s plain, it’s simple, but it’s what he likes. Plus anything besides that and he could get a photo of him balls-deep into some woman or man all over the internet.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
If the relationship is long term, a giggle, shake of the wrist, or look could get him off. He’s extremely deprived when it comes to this stuff. So, it is no surprise that he’ll pounce on his partner for a glance in the bed.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)
Shit, blood or piss, animals, pedophila, CNC, etc. He’s got his priorities set straight. A few weird ones though is tears and cries of pleasure. He can’t tell the difference between a bad and a good cry.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Hellboy prefers to give. Thanks to being part demon thing he’s got one hell of a tongue. He loves to have his horns held while he goes down on you. If you’re giving him head, he’s very moan-y. All you’ll hear is,
“ Fuckk… “ or “ Faster, please… “
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Agonizingly slow. Hellboy is so gentle that it’s painful. He knows his strength and normally understands a human’s limits. His biggest worry is seeing you groan in pain instead of pleasure.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Quickies and Hellboy are frenemies, sure it is great to get off when you want. Though, the thought of him caught in a position like that is life threatening. Imagining himself getting jerked off in the hallway sounds fun, until his dad walks by.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Hellboy HATES taking risks. You’d have to sit him down and explain to him for hours on end that you are consenting to it. He will literally never do anything unless you tell him to.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
I’d love to say infinity, but that would only be whenever he’s been with someone for a while. He’s quick to cum. Twenty or so thrusts and he’s out.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Hellboy had a flesh light once, but he got a little too rough one night and tore it open. He prefers to stay away from that stuff anyways. If his liaison found one of those things he’d feel like an absolute shithead.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Besides the common little teases, he doesn’t really. However, outside of the bedroom he is teasing you like nothing else. His strength and height are just some of the things he’ll tease about, saying things like he’s bigger and better.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Hellboy is like a mouse. He squeaks and pips every so often whilst fucking. You put your hand around his dick though? He’s then turns into a whale, bellowing and groaning for more.
W = Wild card (a random dirty headcanon for the character)
Because most of this is targeted towards gender neutral stuff and women I decided to throw in some guy thingies. He prefers to be the one taking it when he’s with a guy. Hellboy is much more vocal with guys and especially loves to have his tail gripped and pulled during. If you’ve got him in missionary, he’ll wrap his legs around your back and grip the sheets like he’s dying.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Red skin, of course, and lots of little cuts and scars. He’s pretty hairy, has a happy tail that begins at the end of his belly button. Along with that is the line of hair on his spine going all the way down to the base of his tail. He has hooves, but they aren’t really fluffy or anything. His horns are kept shaven so you can’t grip onto anything but the little stubs. I wouldn’t say his has a massive dick, but he’s well endowed. 5 or 6 inches.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
If Hellboy isn’t drinking, he’s horny. Literally and figuratively. He’ll want you 24/7, of course he understands if you don’t want it he can always just jerk off anyways.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterward)
He will stay up until his partner falls asleep. It take a while for him to even sleep then. He’s known for being a night owl anyways.