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So one day I was going over to my friend Kim's house because we were gonna play the hit game Toilet Tower Defense on Roblox, but when I walked in the door, I saw something terrifying...
Kim was kissing Ness from the 2023 popular movie, Five Nights at Fredricks!!
Kim gasped. "E-Edward! You weren't meant to see this!"
She shoved Ness into a closet, and glanced at me. I gave her a completely blank stare back.
"Kim... What the fuck..?" I muttered.
Her face turned red, and she looked away. "I-I can explain.."
I backed up. "I'm, uh g-"
There was a noise from the other Kitchen. I glanced in, fearfully. "What the hell is in there...?"
Kim looked panicked at this point. "Uh- aurora borealis."
"the aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? HAHAHAHA no seriously what is in there."
She tried to pull me away, but I looked in. And looking back on this, I seriously don't know what I was expecting.
It was the Aurora Borealis.
"THAT'S IT!" I exclaimed. "IM GOING HOME!"
Before Kim could say a word, I ran back home, and complained about the situation to my pet roomba which I had programmed with the personality of Feferi Peixes from the popular early 2000's webcomic Homestuck.
THE END