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I skip up to Kagami who is waiting for me near Andre’s ice cream stand. “Your late,” she crosses her arms. “I’m sorry, Kagami. My queen is never late. Everyone less is simply early.” I burst into laughter as her mouth drops open. “Felix, you’ve got to stop dropping Princess Diaries references!”
I slip my hand into hers as we walk over to Andre. “Smile, they're all happy to see you.” “Would you stop? Your just a dork!” she giggles. I pull a mocked shocked face. “My Queen, I am a champion fencer, a world-class chess player….shall I go on?” My green eyes sparkle with mirth. “A world class bragger?” She snorts, hiding her giggles behind her hand.
“Adrien Agreste!” We both jump as Andre stares at us. “Its not like you to brag like this! Now, say sorry to Kagami.” “Adrien?” I’m confused, then realize Andre probably can’t tell us apart. “I’m not Adrien, I’m Felix!” “And I’m the King Of Saturn!”
I look to my girlfriend for help, but she looks back me. “Uh-uh, your on your own!” “And where is Marinette?” Okay, I’ve explained and this guy is getting on my nerves. “Dussu, Spread my Feathers!”
Kagami groans. “When I say take care of it, I didn’t mean transform into Argos!” “Adrien, I’ll give you one last chance….” Snap! I click my finger and he disappears into a pink cloud. Oops.
“I thought we said no snapping people! We’ve talked about this!” “Well, he wanted to be King Of Saturn, maybe he’s there right now!”
Meanwhile, floating in pink air…
Andre didn’t know what happened. One moment he was glaring at a “fake Adrien” and now he was floating in a pink sea. Was this Candy land? Narnia? Wait, no wardrobe. At least he still had his trusty ice cream scoop.
“Andre the Ice Cream Man!” A voice boomed. “Y-yes, who’s there?” “I am King Kandy, Lord of Candy land! Did you refuse that young man some ice cream?” “Yes, I did, my Lord. But I couldn’t help it, he and Marinette make such a cute couple.” “You will stop meddling in people’s affairs, or we shall take away your power of sweetheart’s ice cream!” “Yes, I’ll do anything….”
Snap!
“King Kandy, I beg you….” Andre looked up to see Felix and Kagami staring at him. “Oh, Felix, forgive me! I have the perfect blend of flavors for you!” “I need to say sorry too, Andre. My temper ran away. Sorry.”
“No need to be sorry, I met the King of Kandy! Enjoy, kids!”
Felix looked back at the ice cream man. “Is that guy...alright?” Kagami shrugged. “Should change his business to muffins and he can live on Dreary Lane!”
“Excellent idea!” Andre called. Felix turned to Kagami. “Let’s go home before anything more weird happens. Hey, we can watch The Princess Diaries!”