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Assistant DA Mark Callan
Superior Court Judge Lola Carmichael
Court Reporter Sara Castillo
Superior Court Judge's Assistant Sherri Kansky
Defense Attorney Emly Lopez
FBI Agent Robin Taylor
Defense Attorney Luke Watkins
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_Courtroom 802 Los Superior Court_Afternoon Docket, Case 1_
Sherri Kansky: ALL RISE! Los Angeles Superior Court 802, The Honorable Lola Carmichael, presiding.
Lola: Please be seated; Good morning, Ms Kanksky, let's get started...who's first?
Sherri: Good morning, Judge- first on the docket is Clinton Martin: LA-00046754, who asks to be referred to as Clinton El Bey.
Lola: Appearances, please.
Mark Callan: Mark Callan, Assistant County District Attorney for the people, Your Honor.
Lola: Thank you, Mr. Callan. Your name Sir?
Defendant: Provost Marshall Clinton El Bey, my Honor representing the state of 'all caps':
Lola: Wait, wait, wait! The name on the docket is CLINTON MARTIN; not 'representing the estate of' or any other rigamarole;
so I ask you ONCE MORE- what is your name, please?
Defendant: My Honor...the appellation Clinton Martin is not my name- I am Provost Marshall Clinton El Bey making a special
appearance for the estate of:
Sherri: Don't over-speak the Judge, Mr. Bey!
Lola: Thank you, Madame Clerk; last chance Sir. Please state your full name.
Martin: My Honor under UCC-
Lola: Take him out, Deputy Diaz! We'll bring him back should he decide to participate.
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_Courtroom 802 Los Superior Court_Afternoon Docket, Case 2_
Sherri Kansky: ALL RISE! Los Angeles Superior Court 802, The Honorable Lola Carmichael, presiding.
Lola: Please be seated; Ms Kanksky, please.
Sherri: Yes, Your Honor- next up is Michael D. Michaelsen: LA-00047716-
Defendant: I OBJECT! I am Michael of the Family Michaelsen-
Lola: Sir, Sir...we're not doing that today, alright?! I already know where you are going and the answer is N.O.
Defendant: I OBJECT! UCC-
Lola: Madame Court Reporter, read back the last statement that I made please."
Sara Castillo: Of course, Your Honor...Judge Carmichael: 'Sir, Sir...we're not doing that today, alright?! I already know where you are
going and the answer is N.O.'
Lola: Thank you. AGAIN, Mr. Michaelsen; answer the question or face contempt of court. I've told you that we're not doing that today.
If you don't answer this time, you can have 30 days to think it over.
Defendant: Ma'am are you honoring your oath of office today? Do you agree to provide your bond information and insurance company?
Lola: 30 days. Goodbye.
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That night at dinner Lola, her husband Robin Taylor, Emily, and her boyfriend Luke Watkins talk about the day's events in court,
specifically the Sovereign Citizens and their Moorish Sovereign counterparts. "I thought these assholes were only in the SOUTH; I've
never heard of them in LA--before TODAY," Emily said.
Robin answered, "FBI's got their eyes on them; and they ARE making their way to California, Em."
Lola put in "I had TWO today--they started their bullshit 'spiel', I sent them straight to County for contempt."
"Good job, Judge!" said Luke.
'LOLA," she corrected.