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Coach: Hey, y’all! We’re live from the Camp of Outrageous Legends or as you may call it ‘COOL’. This camp is located on an island somewhere on Earth, I forgot where, hell even I forgot my real name, but don’t worry, just call me ‘Coach’! Your host of the COOLest reality show ever, sixteen campers from various dimensions has signed up, don’t ask how I can travel dimensions like that.

Coach: Okay hold on, lemme see the list…

*Coach looks at the scattered files to find the guide book on how to host reality tv*

Coach: Baby that’s what I’m talking about!

Coach: *open book* Mhm, all sixteen campers will spend weeks to stay in this nice and comfortable summer camp. They will compete against each other in challenges then have to face the judgement of their fellow campers.

Coach: Every challenge, one team will either win a reward or vote off their member of their team to walk down the Dock of Shame, hop on the loser boat and leave the camp for greater good. The losers’ fate will be decided in the campfire elimination ceremony where all but one camper will receive a marshmallow.

Coach: In the end, only one will be left standing and will be rewarded a good fortune, let’s sayyy… a million dollars. I really hope the winner doesn’t waste their fortune on stupid s*** like uhh.. you know rich stuff to show off and get ladie- oops, was lost for a moment, anyway who will be winning the fortune? Find out in Camp of Outrageous Legends!

== insert intro ==

Coach: Welcome back to COOL camp. Alright, time to meet our first 8 campers! The first one arrives right now.

**A highschooler wearing blue attire steps on the dock**

Asuka: Hey Coach, uhm… is this what you really call a ‘nice’ and ‘comfortable’ camp? (while pointing at a forest fire in the back)

Coach: Agh, goddammit! I swore on my life that my assistant can’t stop screwing things up! Anyway, good to see you, Asuka Kazama! How do you feel about joining this game?

Asuka: Er… no answer.

Coach: Awkward. Next one please.

**A man in his 30s wearing a white tuxedo and holding a suitcase leaves the boat and is surprised by Coach appearance**

Nick: Woah damn… Coach. I didn’t expect you to pull up a reality tv show.

Coach: Nick! My man! How’s it going, been long isn’t it since that… incident.

Nick: Yeppers. Not bad at all, at least I opened my new fashion business.

Asuka: *whisper* What incident?

Coach: Errr… does not matter. Now for our third camper!

**A spiky haired man in a red suit steps on the dock**

Kasuga: Good morning everybody! My name is Ichiban Kasuga, nice to meet you all!

Asuka: Ichiban? Ichiban means number one.

Kasuga: Yeah! Good to see you...

Asuka: Asuka Kazama.

Nick: Name’s Nick or you can call me Nicolas.

Coach: And my name’s Coach, although you already knew when you signed up the contract. How’re you feeling about this game?

Kasuga: Heh, feeling great.

**A geek with glasses steps on the dock with her friend**

Coach: Velma! How’s it going?

Velma: It’s incredible to meet you, Coach. We’re going to win this game.

Nick: “we”? You two?

Daphne: Oh, me and Velma have worked together for a while, ever heard of Mystery Incorporated? I’m Daphne.

Kasuga: Nice to meet you, Daphne! Also I don’t know any of this ‘Mystery Incorporated’ thing.

Velma: It’s where we catch ghosts and monsters.

Nick: I’ve faced zombies before, I don’t know if they’re real.

Asuka: Well…

Daphne: Most of the monsters we caught were a person in a costume anyway so yeah.

Nick: Must be fun to hang out with your pals to hunt ghosts.

**A short drone with purple eyes wearing a beanie steps on the dock**

Coach: Uzi Doorman, how ya doin’!

Kasuga: Woah! Is that a robot?!

Uzi: Bite me! I’m a worker drone! I didn’t ask to be in this game.

Coach: Same thing, hope you’re enjoying your stay in this- wait what’s that on your back?

Uzi: I’ll introduce you to my Sick as Hell railgun, I use this to wipe out the disassembly drones because my people are cowardly to face them and rely on my dad’s doors to keep them safe.

Asuka: Is that why your surname is ‘Door’man?

Kasuga: Wait, you can bring weapons? I should’ve brought mine.

Coach: Relaxxxx Kasuga, no bad guys around here. Uzi, I should take confiscate your railgun-

Uzi: Bite me! I worked hard to build this, no way in hell I will give it away to a human!

Nick: And I thought I was the only asshole in here.

**A blonde man wearing shades and a black coat arrives**

Wesker: This is where I’ll be staying?

Coach: Yes, Wesker.

Wesker: I guess I’ll look forward to this game. Also treat the next guy nicely.

Nick: What the hell do you mea-

**Big mutant zombie carefully exit the boat*

Nick: HOLY S*** BIG FREAKING ZOMBIE!

*Nick pulls out a rifle from his briefcase*

Coach: Woah woah woah let go of your trigger this instant young’n. This big fellow won’t cause any harm. Also why the hell did you bring your rifle?

Nick: It’s for emergencies. Who’s this guy anyway?

Coach: Ah, Wesker informed me. His name is Nemesis.

Nemesis: Starrssss…. (waves at other camper and everyone except Uzi waved back)

Daphne: Is that actually a zombie mutant?

Wesker: Yeah, it is. Don’t worry I took care of him, he shall get along with you.

*Everyone glared at Uzi trying to shoot her railgun*

Uzi: What? Fineeee… (put her railgun on her back)

Nick: I don’t think I’m gonna last a day with this guy.

**A mechanic man wearing a cap and overall arrives with a smug grin about to reunite with his two friends**

Nick: Speaking of that… Oh come on!

Ellis: Yo, what’s up Coach and Nick!

Coach: Ellis! Good to see you buddy, how was your adventure with your buddy Keith?

Ellis: Stuff happens. *glances at Nick*

Nick: Hey Ellis… I hope this isn’t the best time to share your story.

Ellis: Man I gotta wait for everyone to show up to tell my exciting stories!

**A young prosecutor equipped with a whip arrives**

Franziska: This is it…

Coach: You good girl?

Franziska: Yeah, I’m good as ever. I’m going to prove to my dad that I’m the greatest daughter.

**A man with a big pink head and a mustache excitedly leave the boat**

Pops: Hoho! I am meeting quite some fabulous guests here.

Coach: Pops, what brings you here?

Pops: Well, I would like to have fun in this game. Here ya go! (Pops hand out his lollipop to Coach)

Coach: Thanks fella. Now go meet your fellow campers on that side.

Uzi: This guy’s weird…

???: Would you like me to remind you about your life, toaster?

Kasuga: *surprised* Woah! Who said that?

**Another drone who seem to be a lot taller than Uzi dropped on the dock**

Coach: (Slowly open his eyes while holding Pops lollipop) Oh! Serial Designation J, The ship captain informed me that you were gone when you were in the middle of ship ride.

J: It was really slow so I flew right into the island.

Uzi: Wh- wh- WHY IS SHE HERE?! AND HOW ARE YOU NOT OVERHEATING?

J: Same could be said to you.

Coach: I got my workers to rig the system so they won’t overheat anymore.

Franziska: What’s wrong with her?

Pops: Looks taller than you. Also, sick landing.

J: Well someone here appreciates my skill, unlike you.

Uzi: Bite me!

Wesker: Can we… uh.. move on.

**A short woman with a pink beanie and glasses arrives*

Meg: I can’t believe it, I already told my dad to not let me join any of these crappy games.

Asuka: I think you will be good friends with this person. (Glaring at Uzi)

Uzi: Bit-

Everyone: Okay we get it!

Nemesis: Starrs…….. *sigh*

Coach: Let’s just focus on our next camper. (annoyed look)

**Boat arrives**

(A good silence for a minute)

Ellis: Is someone supposed to be coming out of the boat?

Boat driver: Should be. (The boat driver head inside the boat)

Boat driver: Alright wake up sleeping beauty, ride’s over.

???: Oh we’re here already. Sorry.

**A man in maroon pinstripe suits exited the ship looking drowsy**

Coach: Ahahah! Akiyama!

Akiyama: Yo! Heard there’s some good stuff here.

Coach: And you came into the right place!

**A princess with an orange dress arrives and excitedly hops off the boat**

Daisy: Yahoo! Hello everyone!

Nemesis: Starrss…. (waving at Daisy)

Coach: Princess Daisy, what brings you here?

Daisy: Got to make sure I’m great at everything!

Coach: Now for the last camper.

**The final camper is a human-robot who exit the ship**

Connor: Hello, my name is Connor. I’m the android sent by Cyberlife.

Wesker: Android..?

Daphne: So… you’re a robot?

Connor: Affirmative.

J: Guess that makes three of us. Wow, it’s kinda weird.

Nick: Hey, don’t forget you got a big mutant zombie behind ya. (He pointed back at Nemesis who's behind him)

Franz: And a big headed man.

Pops: Hello.

Coach: Every camper has arrived! Before we begin our game, let me give you a tour of this island.

**Coach and the campers stumbles to his assistant who is a yeti wearing a jeans**

???: Hey, Pops.

Pops: Ohohoh! Skips! What’re you doing here?

Skips: Figured my boss needed some help so I came here to fix the problem, Coach I cleared the forest fire.

Coach: Proud of ya buddy. Now these are the cabins where you will be sleeping, then this is the cafeteria yadda yadda…

(The tour goes on until they arrive at campfire)

Coach: Hope you guys enjoyed the tour, before you start running around. I’ll assign the sixteen of you campers into two teams of eight. Teams will be decided by picking the colored card from the box. Connor, you go first.

Connor: (picks up a Bronze card) Brown.

Coach: If you get a Bronze card - or Brown card I guess, or a Silver card you will stand on your matching color mat. Asuka, you’re up.

Asuka: Silver.

Coach: Nick.

Nick: I got a silver card.

Coach: Ellis.

Ellis: Well, we were about twelve years old and had this crazy idea that we'd build the fastest go-kart anyone had ever seen.

Coach: Ellis..

Ellis: Keith managed to snag an old lawnmower engine from his uncle's shed. We spent weeks piecing together parts, scavenging from junkyards and neighbor-

Everyone yelled: ELLIS!

Ellis: Okay, okay. I’ll get my card…

Nick: Please don’t be silver, don’t be silver, don’t be silver…

Ellis: That’s wack, I got a bronze card!

Nick: (sigh in relief)

Coach: Wesker.

Wesker: Silver card.

Coach: Uzi D-man.

(Uzi picks up a bronze card and head to Connor without saying anything, looking unamused)

“Daphne!”

(Daphne picks up a bronze card and head to Connor, Ellis and Uzi)

“Ichiban Kasuga.”

Kasuga: Nice, a silver card.

Coach: We’re at halfway point now. Uzi, Connor, Daphne and Ellis are on the bronze team. Asuka, Wesker, Nick and Kasuga are on the silver team. J, you’re next.

(J picks up a silver card and head to her teammate)

“Nemmie!”

(Nemesis frowned as he picked up a bronze card separating from Wesker)

“Pops!”

Pops: Jolly good show! (he picks up a silver card)

“Von karma!”

Franz: Silver… hmph.

“Akiyama!”

Akiyama: Alright, guess I’ll be staying with the bronze team.

“Daisy!”

Daisy: I got a bronze card! I hope we will do great as a team!

Nick: Trust me, you wouldn’t last a day teaming with Ellis.

Coach: Oh shut up Nick. Velma, you’re up.

Velma: Hey a bronze card, I’m in the same team as Daphne.

Coach: And lastly… Meg. That means you will be staying with the silver team.

Meg: Okay, whatever.

Coach: Now you’re all set. I will be naming the team! Bronze, you will be the Bold Bears, and for Silver, you will be the Rowdy Rhinos!

Bold Bears: Connor, Shun Akiyama, Nemesis, Ellis, Velma Dinkley, Daphne Blake, Uzi Doorman, Princess Daisy

Rowdy Rhinos: Albert Wesker, Ichiban Kasuga, Nick, Pops, J, Franziska von Karma, Asuka Kazama, Meg Griffin

Uzi: Can we switch our team name? I don’t like it.

Coach: You will get used to it. Now you can go explore, chat or eat stuff from that cafeteria. First challenge will be tomorrow.

=== Rowdy Rhinos side ===

Meg: So… Rhinos, how’s it going?

Kasuga: I’m going on an adventure in the woods.

Asuka: Are you sure it will be safe going there alone?

Kasuga: I can handle it on my own.

Coach: Oh yeah, forgot to tell you. You can’t go into the woods… yet.

Franziska: What are those for?

Coach: You will see.

Meg: Yeah I can tell it’s for a challenge. Now where were we?

(Everybody disappears and heading into different places)

Meg: Ugh.

=== Bold Bears cabin ===

Connor: No sign of danger, this place is looking comfy.

Akiyama: Nice. (Immediately went to bunk bed to nap)

Daphne: You’re asleep already? We haven’t introduced ourselves.

Uzi: Yeah, nice to meet you all. I’m Uzi. (leaves the cabin to somewhere else)

Velma: What’s wrong with this toaster?

Uzi: I heard that!

Velma: Sorry.

=== Cafeteria ===

Nick: You know… I’ve seen various seasons of Total Drama and the food there sucked. I’m surprised by how good this meal is!

Wesker: Agreed. Who made this meal?

(The Merchant from Resident Evil 4 pops out the table, jumpscaring a several campers)

The Merchant: It was me, stranger!

Coach: Yeah, that’s right. It’s this guy who provided you with a nice meal.

Kasuga: Got a name?

The Merchant: I got no name, stranger.

Meg: Why do you keep calling us Stranger?

J: Because we just met. (facepalmed) I don’t know any of you guys besides the toaster.

Meg: Are you both rivals or something?

J: Yeah, you can say that.

=== Somewhere near the woods ===

(Nemesis and Pops was seen talking to each other)

Pops: Do you enjoy nature?

Nemesis: Starrss…. (shrug)

Pops: Oh look it’s a butterfly!

(The butterfly notice a big mutant zombie and immediately frightened and flew away in flash)

Nemesis: Starsss….. (sad sigh)

Pops: It’s okay, Nemesis. Not many appreciate your looks but you have me.

Nemesis: Starrrs…. (happy)

=== Back in Bold Bears cabin, also night time ===

Daisy: Oh hey, Velma, Daphne! What’re you doing with that laptop?

Velma: Oh we’re trying to call our gang to see how we’re doing.

Daisy: Isn’t this a reality tv show? They can just watch it from their TV.

Connor: Okay, how are they going to communicate?

Daisy: Woah, you scared me a second where did you come from?

Velma: Oh, since you’re an android. Mind telling us what you do?

Connor: I am designed to work with police investigations, I can scan the area and reenact the scene from the samples I picked up, not to mention licking the blood.

Velma: Licking the… you what?

Connor: Have any of you seen the purple robot wearing a beanie? I got something to ask her.

Daphne: Uzi? I don’t see her anywhere.

Daisy: Should we go look for her?

Connor: No, I’ll go.

=== Rowdy Rhinos cabin, male side ===

Pops: So gentlemen, what do you do in your life?

Kasuga: Hmm… I work at Hello Work where I give ex-yakuza a legitimate job to turn their lives around after those great dissolution.

Nick: Just living with my business selling a nice suit. I joined here because I need some vacation time.

Wesker: Does joining a reality tv show and get taken into a random island where we never heard of count as a vacation?

Nick: Sort of, what about you, shades? And your big friend Nemesis?

Wesker: It’s complicated.

=== Rowdy Rhinos cabin, female side ===

Asuka: Prosecutor at 13? I can’t believe that.

Franziska: Okay, now what do you do?

Asuka: Go to highschool, go home, break up fights in the neighborhood, repeat. Also I enjoy fighting. What about you, pink beanie?

Meg: I am Meg, just a student like you.

J (hanging from the ceiling upside down): Ugh, quiet down. I’m trying to rest here.

Franziska: Didn’t think we would have a bat in our team.

J: Excuse me fool, I am Serial Designation J and the highest and best product of JcJenson company!

Meg: Never heard of it.

Asuka: Ego much, what do you do anyway?

J: I kill the corrupt worker drones and drink their oil to keep us alive in Copper-9.

Franziska: Worker drones like… that beanie drone?

J: Yeah that little toaster, I wanted to get rid of her. If only the audiences are fine with robot gore.

Meg: Why do you hate her? Is it the railgun or something?

(J whips out a sharp claw)

Meg: I think I’ll stop asking and forget everything.

Franziska: Yeah, real nice. I'm off to sleep now.

Asuka: Same, have a great night.

(Everyone head to sleep)

Sixteen remain.

Bold Bears:

- Connor

- Shun Akiyama

- Uzi Doorman

- Nemesis

- Princess Daisy

- Ellis

- Velma Dinkley

- Daphne Blake

Rowdy Rhinos:

- Nick

- Albert Wesker

- Serial Designation J

- Franziska von Karma

- Pops

- Asuka Kazama

- Meg Griffin

- Ichiban Kasuga

TO BE CONTINUED

Chapter Text

The next day

"Good morning everyone! Time for your first challenge!"

Every camper groups at the campfire

Coach: "Y’all got a good sleep last night?"

Everyone nodded

Coach: "Fresh as always! I’ll be going into more detail about your first challenge."

Coach: "Each team must pair up, four groups of two, pairs are decided by me!"

Everyone groaned

Coach: "Yeah sorry about that. We’ll start with Bold Bears first."

Pair 1: Akiyama & Uzi

Pair 2: Nemesis & Daisy

Pair 3: Velma & Daphne

Pair 4: Connor & Ellis

Akiyama: "A man and a robot as a pair, interesting."

Uzi: "I don’t like this guy."

Daisy: "Where have you been since last night?"

Uzi: "Why do you care about that?"

Nemesis: "Starrs.." *worried sigh*

Uzi: "Okay, let’s say I went somewhere not far from here."

Velma: "I’m paired with my friend, now that’s exciting!"

Connor: "Ellis, just don’t. Now is not the time for your ‘story’."

Ellis: "Okay."

Coach: "Ehem, we’ll now go with Rowdy Rhinos."

Pair 5: Franziska & Pops

Pair 6: Wesker & Nick

Pair 7: Meg & Asuka

Pair 8: Kasuga & J

Kasuga: *gulp* "so… Hello J."

J scoffs

Wesker: "Hope you do your best, partner."

Nick: "Yeah, yeah. You got it."

Pops: "Ohh, I get a new friend to work with!"

Meg: "Man, I wanted to be with someone better."

Asuka: "Am I not good enough?"

Coach: "Quiet down will ya? Now I’ll be explaining your challenge. You pairs will be teleported into a random location in the woods. You must try to find me and Skips somewhere around these woods. To win, your team must have all of their pairs there to finish the challenge, last team to do so will send their first camper back to their home!"

Kasuga: "So that’s what the woods are for!"

Pops: "Doesn’t sound bad at all!"

Wesker: "Before we begin. What’s the reward for winning this challenge?"

Coach: "You’ll have to find out later. Now we-"

Coach speech was interrupted when Skips came by to whisper him a not-very-good news

Coach: "Oh… s**t..."

Meg: "What happened?"

Coach: "Skips informed me there’s a human stag hybrid armed with a bow lurking around the woods, so I really advise you to be careful with that one."

Skips: "Its name is Stag-Man, my friend told me once about it when they were attacked during their camping trip."

Nick: "Coach, come on, can we change the challenge?"

Coach: "Nuh-uh sonny."

Nick: "F***."

Coach: "Oh there’s also a bear too, now you will be teleported separately."

Ellis: "WHA-"

Coach teleports all the campers before Ellis could finish his sentence

=== Pair 3 ===

Daphne: "Isn’t this exciting!"

Velma: "Looks like we got a mystery to solve!"

Daphne: "Are we going to focus on our game or… look for the deer guy?"

Velma: "You’re right, let’s go find Coach and Skips."

=== Pair 8 ===

J is seen in the air

Kasuga: "Found anything yet?"

…

Kasuga: "Hello?"

…

Kasuga: "HEY!"

J pins him down with her tail aiming for his eye

J: "WHAT?!"

Kasuga: "Geez, I was just askin’ you if you found them but you kept ignoring my question."

J: "Oh sorry, I was up in the sky of course I couldn’t hear you! Now don’t bother me."

J flew back to sky

Kasuga: "Was that a real robot or is my Dragon Quest imagination getting worse?" *he questioned himself*

=== Pair 5 ===

Franziska is currently spectating Pops as he plays with a wild butterfly

Franziska: "Pops, can we focus on our challenge? I’m already afraid we might be lost."

Pops: "Don’t fret now young lady! Can we just take a moment to enjoy nature? Look, I will give you a piece of lollipop to calm you down."

Franziska: "Uhhh… thanks."

=== Pair 1 ===

Uzi: "This is the most boring challenge ever."

Akiyama: "Uh huh."

Uzi: "Remind me why I’m paired with you human?! All I know is that you nap a lot!"

Akiyama: "Good guess, but I’d rather stay awake and not get eaten by a bear here. What’s that thing on your back?"

Uzi: "My self-created ‘Sick as Hell’ railgun! I can use this to blast off any foe in our way. Least that will make myself useful."

Akiyama: "Cool."

=== Pair 7===

Asuka: "Meg, are you sure we go this way?"

Meg: "Yeah, I believe it’s safer this way!"

The pair walk across and notice a monkey, before they could say anything the monkey swoops in and takes Meg’s beanie

Meg: "HEY!" *she picked up a rock to aim towards the monkey which misses*

Asuka: "Nice throw."

Meg: "Shut it!"

She picks up another rock and threw it... right into a beehive

Meg: "Oh f***!"

Asuka: "Now that’s just uncool, we’ve got to run now!"

=== Pair 2 ===

Daisy: "Huh, the path’s blocked this way."

Nemesis: "Starrrrrrrssssssssss…" *pointing at alternate way*

Daisy: "Great idea, we shall try that way."

Daisy notices a frog

Daisy: "Woah, it’s a frog."

Nemesis try to look at the frog curiously which scares it off, jumping at high speed

Nemesis: "Starss…" *sad sigh while Daisy pat his back*

=== Pair 8 ===

Ellis: "Hey Connor, you ever hear about the time my buddy Keith tried to build a robot? Man, it was somethin' else. We were just a couple of kids back then, and Keith got it in his head that he could make his own robot butler. He said he got the idea from watchin' too many sci-fi movies."

Connor: "Ellis, that’s enough. We need to focus on finding the hosts."

Ellis: "It won’t take a minute man! So Keith, he scavenged all sorts of junk from around the neighborhood: old toaster, a broken lawnmower, even parts from his mom's old hair dryer. Somehow he put it all together, and I'll be darned if he didn't make it move. He called it 'Robo-Keith.’"

Connor: "Uhh.. impressive..."

He goes on about Robo-Keith

=== Pair 6 ===

Nick: "Wesker, how do you move so fast… Goddamn, wait up…"

Wesker: "Run faster then."

Nick: "No normal human would run fast like that, what the hell are you?"

Wesker: "Just a man gifted by a God."

Nick: "Whatever."

=== Pair 1 ===

Akiyama and Uzi were still discussing their lifes

Uzi: "You worked in a bank before getting fired for embezzlement and turned homeless, now you’ve become a millionaire?"

Akiyama: "Hey, that’s how my life goes. So, what’s it like being a drone in your world and what’s the story behind your rivalry with that taller drone?"

Uzi: "Constantly on the run from murder drones, you know the kind that want to rip us apart because we exist and she’s one of them. But that’s a long story, they’re chill with us… except her. I killed her with my railgun once but unfortunately she got cloned."

Akiyama: "You blew that J robot head but she got cloned? Impressive, really."

Uzi: "No, hell no! If I see her, I’ll blow her head off again."

Akiyama: "Do you ever do anything other than bragging that you ‘killed’ a murder drone and the ‘killing all humans’ stuff?"

Uzi: "Watching anime and listening to nightcore."

Akiyama: "Do you not have friends or anything?"

Uzi: "Bite me! You’re hanging out with bums all the time!"

*rattle rattle*

Akiyama: "You hear that?"

Uzi: "Yeah… It’s a great time to use my railgun!" *start charging and aiming toward the bush*

A bunny comes out of the bush

Akiyama: "Aw ain’t that a cute- wait oh… Uzi, you gotta stop!"

Uzi: "Can’t!"

Uzi’s railgun caused a huge explosion

Uzi: "Ughh… I should’ve waited for them to show up, now I have to wait for another 30 minutes."

Akiyama: "And you killed that bunny!"

The same bunny appears out of nowhere and start slapping Uzi before running away

Uzi: "The fu-"

Akiyama: "You deserve that honestly."

=== Pair 3 ===

Velma: "We don’t have a clue where the host might be."

Daphne: "I’m starting to think this was a fake game and he just left all of us here!"

Velma: "I don’t think he would do that, he’s been friends with Ellis and Nick for a while. Even his assistant met Pops before."

Their talk was interrupted as they watched Asuka and Meg running away from a horde of bees, luckily they didn’t run towards them

Daphne: "Wow... that's some sighting."

Velma notices a creature behind Daphne

Velma: "Daphne… don’t turn around…"

Daphne: "Lemme guess, the Stag-Man is right behind me. The one that Coach warned us about?"

Velma nodded in response

Daphne: *Starts hitting his ankle with her leg* "Okay, we need to run!"

Stag-Man takes his shot but misses by an inch then chases after them

=== Pair 8 ===

They notice the explosion caused by Uzi from earlier

Kasuga: "Hell was that?"

J: "That stupid toaster used her railgun."

Kasuga: "You seem to know her."

J: "Not comfortable talking about it." *She notices Coach and Skips sitting in the woods playing cards*

J: "Alright this way Itchy-bum!"

Kasuga: "That was just uncalled for."

They arrived in front of them

Coach: "Good god! I thought I wouldn’t be seeing you guys for forever. You are the first pair to reach us, so congratulations."

Kasuga: "Yeah!" *tries to high five J but she doesn’t look impressed* "Sorry. So, what’re we doing here now?"

Skips: "Just do anything and don’t leave this place. Beside that… Coach you gotta tell the rest that a pair has reached us."

Coach: "Ooops! Was too busy focusing on the card game, I’ll get to it. Thanks Skips!"

“Attention campers! Ichiban Kasuga and J were the first pair to find us! Rowdy Rhinos only need 3 more pairs to win the challenge! Bold Bears haven't arrived yet!”

=== Pair 6 ===

Wesker: "Nice. But we still need to catch up or it will cost our game."

Nick: "Oh please, we don’t know where they are."

Wesker: "Right."

=== Pair 8 ===

Connor tries to focus on his task with both of his hands covering his ears from Ellis stories

Ellis: "So, one time-"

Connor: "ELLIS! I’ve heard enough of your stories! You already gave me 384 detailed incidents about your sorry friend Keith who went through a lot of injuries!"

Ellis: "This will be a good one-"

Connor quickly cover his mouth, Ellis nodded signalling he will finally stop

Connor: "Good."

Ellis: "Oh my god what the hell is that?!"

Connor: "What is the matter now?"

Connor turns around and see a bear in front of them

Connor: "Oh it’s a bear. Oh… it’s a bear!"

Connor: "Alright time to move." *Connor carries Ellis like a surfboard whilst running away from a bear*

=== Pair 3 was hiding from Stag-Man ===

Daphne: "Jeepers! What’s our plan? Fred isn’t here, he always makes the plans!"

Velma: "Shhh!!!"

As Stag-Man slowly approaches the rock they were hiding in, it heard a scream and quickly follows it

Daphne: "It- it’s gone!"

Velma: "Jinkies! Should we be worried if other people stumble upon it?"

Daphne: "Right, let’s go."

Stag-Man follows Asuka and Meg who heard their scream still running from the bees

=== Pair 7 ===

Meg: "I shouldn’t have paired with you!"

Asuka: "Not my fault! You hit the beehive trying to get your beanie back! Plus it was Coach’s idea to pair us together!"

=== Pair 2 notices Pair 7 coming towards them ===

Daisy: "Hello girls! Oh wait, they’re from the other team."

Nemesis: "Starrs….?" *pointing at the stag man and bees behind them*

Pair 7 passed them, now Pair 2 is met with Stag-Man who’s ready to take a shot

Nemesis: "!!!"

Daisy: "Nemesis no!"

The arrow hit Nemesis’ heart but he took it out by himself

Daisy: "Huh? Right! You’re an undead!"

Nemesis let out an angry roar which scared the s*** out of the Stag-Man causing it to run away

Daisy: "Woah… that was… AMAZING!"

Daphne: "Daisy! Nemesis! You’re okay."

Daisy: "You should’ve seen him scaring that deer, it was funny to see how it reacted!"

Velma: "Save the celebration for later, let’s find our host!"

=== Pair 8 still running from the bear ===

Ellis: "OH HOHO HO I DON’T WANNA DIE CONNOR PLEASE HURRY UP!!"

Connor: "I’m trying to!"

=== Meanwhile at the finish line ===

Kasuga: "Dammit, I lost again?!"

Skips: "Heheh, another win."

J: "Ugh, can we play something else? This is too boring!"

Their game was interrupted as they hear a lot of screams, a lot of animals were marching towards and pass them

Coach: "I think this is a bad sign."

J: "Coach. Why are you cowering behind me?"

Coach: "Lady, you got a rocket launcher, sharp claws, nanite acid and much more!"

Kasuga: "This drone’s packed with a lot of weapons, the heck?"

Only for Pair 2 and 3 arrive at the same time

Daisy: "Oops, we’re not first."

Coach: "Indeed you aren’t the first pair to find us, but your team is in first place cause you need 2 more pairs to arrive!"

Kasuga: "What scared all the animals though?"

J: *facepalmed* "Ugh.. just look at that big guy, you’ll understand enough."

Coach: "Hey wait, another pair’s arrived!"

Wesker & Nick: "At last.." *before fainting*

Coach: "Guess that means both teams need 2 more pairs!"

“ATTENTION CAMPERS! Wesker & Nick, Nemesis & Daisy and Velma & Daphne have found us! Which means both teams need two more pairs to arrive!”

=== Pair 5 ===

Franziska: "Enough playing with those fools, we have to be quick."

Pops: "For once I have to agree with you."

Franziska: "Guess you got your senses coming finally."

They notice Connor and Ellis running from a bear

Ellis: SWEET MERCIFUL GODS GET OUTTA WAY!"

Connor tripped on a rock caused them to fall

Ellis & Connor: "AHHH!!!"

Both rolled into a tree and render them unconscious

The bear faces the Pair 5

Franziska: "Alright back off before I whip you!"

Pops: "No, I’ve got this."

Franziska: "Wh- no, you fool! You are gonna get yourself killed!"

Pops took off his shirt showing a six-pack, ready to wrestle the bear

Franziska: "Oh… I can’t watch this."

=== Pair 1 ===

Uzi: "One more question about the bunny, I will be taking your shoe and shoving it right into your mouth."

Both noticed a creature

Uzi: "Wait- that’s…"

Akiyama: "Yup, the Stag-Man. How’s your rifle?"

Uzi: "Still a few minutes before it fully recharges."

Stag-Man aims at Akiyama’s heart, Akiyama dodged it at the last second

Akiyama: "Woah! Easy there!"

Uzi: "You’re dead here, deer-man!"

Akiyama: "No, you go hide, I will do this."

Uzi: "Don’t try to take my kill credit-"

Akiyama launches into Stag-Man and disarms the bow with his kick, starting hand to hand combat

Uzi: "What…"

A good minute in the fight was spent and Uzi’s railgun was finally charged

Uzi: "Red shirt! The railgun’s ready!"

Akiyama: "Okay!" *sent the Stag-Man into the location Uzi aimed at with his kick*

Stag-Man: "I’m doomed."

=== Somewhere far away ===

The finishers noticed an explosion

J: "Here we go again with purple toaster tinkering away with her device."

Velma: "I hope they got Stag-Man, I don’t want to see its face again."

And they were right

=== Back to Pair 1 ===

The pair stared at a huge crater only leaving Stag-Man’s leg

Akiyama: "Well, that was interesting."

Uzi: "Holy s***! Akiyama could you teach me how to fight like that?"

Akiyama: "Huh? I’ve never taught a robot how to fight before."

Uzi: "Kindly please?"

Akiyama: "Uhhh... I'll think about it."

=== Pair 5 ===

Pops took a good minute wrestling a bear, defeating it, full of sweat and scars

Franziska: "Are you okay?"

Pops: "Strong as ever hohoho! Now to find our host- what about those fellow?"

Franziska: "You mean those fools who rolled into a tree? They’re from the opposite team, quick we have no time to lose here!"

=== Somewhere at the finish line ===

Nick: "Christ, they’re taking so long."

Daisy: "It’s been like 10 minutes since you guys arrived here but alright."

The finishers set sight at the sky and watched Pair 1 do a fancy landing, but Akiyama slips at the end

Akiyama: "Ow. Did we win yet?"

Coach: "Close. Your team are missing one last pair."

Skips: "Hey Rowdy Rhinos also need their last pair! Oh Pops, what happened?"

Pops: "Just wrestling a bear that’s all."

Coach: "You need medical assistance, stay here while I call the medics."

Pops nodded

Nemesis notices a monkey wearing a pink beanie hat approaching him

Nemesis: "Starrsss…?"

The monkey who seems unfazed by his appearance decides to give the beanie to him

Nemesis: "Starsss..!" *thanking the monkey*

Coach: "Just got a new, they should be here soon, in the meantime…"

“ATTENTION CAMPERS! Both teams only need their last pair to finish the challenge!”

The loud mic causes Ellis to wake up

Ellis: "Last pair.. haha… wait… S*** CONNOR! WAKE UP!"

Connor: "Ugh, my head… what happened?"

Ellis: "Everybody’s arrived except us!"

Connor: "What happened to the bear?"

Ellis: "It’s dead over there, don’t know how, don’t know why, it doesn’t matter."

As they’re about to run off, the duo notic Meg and Asuka still running from the bees passing them

Connor: "We should follow them, they might know where they are."

Ellis: "Okay, all yours."

Both pairs have a running contest

Asuka: "There’s our host! We might make it!"

Meg: "Ugh, come on!"

Ellis: "Oh shoot, we’re falling behind and the hosts are right in front of them! One of us is so definitely going home!"

Connor starts preconstructing to stop Asuka and Meg from finishing which unfortunately didn’t work

Connor: "Damn, we’re f*****."

Ellis had sudden thought

Ellis: "I may have a bright idea. Connor, hop onto my back."

Connor: "Wha-"

Ellis: "Do it man!"

Connor: "This better be worth it kid."

Connor gets on Ellis’ back, he takes out an adrenaline shot from his pocket, injecting himself giving him a little speed boost

Ellis: "BRBRRBRBRBRBBR-" *takes off lightning fast*

Connor prays that they won’t crash into a tree again like the last time he carried Ellis

Meg: "Uhhh Asuka, they’re approaching us really quick."

Asuka: "We can’t lose!"

Both pairs pass the line

Skips: "Uhhh… Coach you got any ideas who won?"

Coach: "Don’t panic, I got cams everywhere, this should reveal which team wins the challenge."

Coach: "The winner of this challenge is…"

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"BOLD BEARS! Ellis and Connor reached the line in a matter of seconds before them!"

Velma: "We won!"

Nemesis does a group hug before realizing Ellis and Connor were nowhere to be seen

Daisy: "Where are they?"

Franziska: "They crashed into a tree again."

The group looks at the unconscious Ellis and Connor

Akiyama: "We did win the first challenge so that’s nice n all, but are we going to just ignore the swarm of bees right here?!"

The group realises the situation and quickly ran away except for Connor, Uzi and J remains unfazed and walk away due to them being robots

=== Back at cabin ===

Coach: "Whew, that was a stressful incident. I hope that doesn’t happen ever again. Lucky for you that none of you was stung beside…" *glaring at Asuka and Meg who looks away from each other*

Pops who recently returned from clinic: "Hello Rhinos, did we win the challenge?"

Nick: "Nope, we’re going have to send one of us back home."

Pops: "Aw, I could’ve tried harder."

Kasuga: "No no you did fine work out there."

Meg: "Ugh…"

Daphne: "Coach, what’s the reward for winning this challenge?"

Coach: "I was about to reveal that… Bold Bears, your reward will be a barbecue party!"

Daisy: "Sweet!"

Ellis: "Yeee, that’s what I’m talking about!"

All the Bold Bears rush into barbecue party and start grilling

Kasuga: "Damn, I was dying for a barbecue treat."

Meg: "Same here."

Coach: "Now Rowdy Rhinos, I’ll be seeing you at the campfire ceremony tonight!"

=== Rowdy Rhinos cabin, female side ===

J and Franziska tried to hold their laughter from seeing Asuka face from those bee stings she received in the challenge

J: "Yikes, you really look ugly."

Asuka: "Had worse." *trying to speak normally while having numerous stings on her face*

Franziska: "So…. What caused all these bees swarming?"

Asuka: "You can ask Meg, she started it all when she tried to get her hat back by throwing a rock at them. Girl’s a real troublemaker, I’m just gonna send her off."

=== Cafeteria ===

Wesker and Nick was in cafeteria while The Merchant in background happily flips the burger meat

Nick: "So who are we voting?"

Wesker: "I should say… Asuka."

Nick: "May I ask why?"

Wesker: "Sure we can send Meg off the game thanks to her stupid performance, it’s best if we flipped the coin. Asuka’s seem like a threat with how she got a fighting spirit."

Nick: "I can see that, can we at least keep her for now until we got a chance to vote her out?"

Wesker: "My words are final, Nick. We vote Asuka."

=== Meg was sitting on the docks alone looking sad ===

Meg: "Either me or Asuka… I don’t know what’s gonna happen."

Nemesis approaches her from behind

Meg: "Nemesis? What are you doing here?"

Nemesis: "Starrrsss…." *Gave her a plate of grilled foods*

Meg: "What? No thanks, I’m fine."

Nemesis: "Starrsss…?"

Meg: "You know what, I’ll take that."

Nemesis: "Starrsss…." *He take out the hat to give it to her asking if this is her hat*

Meg: "You found it? Thanks I needed that so bad."

She watches Nemesis head back to his cabin

Meg: "Maybe he's not so bad at all."

=== Rowdy Rhinos cabin, male side ===

Pops and Kasuga are seen talking

Kasuga: "Sheessh, first game, first loss. I’m still deciding on who to vote."

Pops: "Same could be said from you. I think the majority of the team will vote Meg off."

Kasuga: "I was thinking of that but… Unless…"

Pops: "Hmm?"

**Elimination ceremony**

Coach: "Welcome to our first ceremony campers! I got 7 marshmallows on the plate, you know the drill, the eliminated person won’t receive one and will be sent home."

“First we start with the campers who’s safe with no vote received.”

“Wesker.”

“Nick.”

“Kasuga.”

“Pops.”

“Franziska.”

“J.”

Coach: "We’re down to our last marshmallow, between Asuka and Meg… who will receive the final marshmallow? With 3-5 votes, final marshmallow goes to..."

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“Asuka.”

Asuka: "Phew."

Meg: "I knew this would happen, sorry guys and Asuka."

Coach: "Sadly for you Meg, after that unfortunate incident you caused you have been sent home. Last words?"

Meg: "To be honest, I never wanted to be here. It was nice to have someone like Nemesis though."

J: "Real inspiring."

Asuka: "I forgive you okay, just don’t do that again. If we meet next season-"

Meg: "I doubt a new season would happen anyway, but goodbye everybody."

Meg proceeded to hop on the Loser Boat to take her away from the island

Coach: "Meg Griffin is the first boot of COOL island. Fifteen campers are left, who will be going home next? Find out in the next episode of Camp of Outrageous Legends!"

Fifteen remains.

Bold Bears:

- Connor

- Shun Akiyama

- Uzi Doorman

- Nemesis

- Princess Daisy

- Ellis

- Velma Dinkley

- Daphne Blake

Rowdy Rhinos:

- Nick

- Albert Wesker

- Serial Designation J

- Franziska von Karma

- Pops

- Asuka Kazama

- Ichiban Kasuga

Chapter Text

It has been 3 days since the last elimination

=== Bold Bears Cabin ===

Velma and Daphne are seen communicating through their gang (Shaggy, Fred & Scooby Doo) on their laptop, thanks to Skips’ help who provided them with the internet.

Akiyama was seen napping on his bed alone, while Connor is getting his suit ready before heading out to see Uzi sitting on the cabin porch.

Connor: “What are you doing here, Ms. Doorman?”

Uzi: “Don’t call me that! Just use Uzi, what do you want?”

Connor: “I tried to find you when you were away from the cabin yesterday. I was interested to see what Worker Drones are like, including your rival.”

Uzi: “Okay robo-human. Let me pull the JcJenson thing… I need a laptop for that.”

Connor: “JcJenson is an interstellar company that was stationed in earth. Making products like Worker Drones to serving as servants for human.” (then goes on full detail about Copper-9)

Uzi: “What the fuck? I didn’t even say anything, how did you know all of this?”

Connor: “I can download your memory.”

Uzi: “That is not sooo ominous and creepy at all. What kind of robo-human are you?”

Connor: “I don’t think I told you that yet, I am designed to assist human law enforcement investigating cases involving deviant androids.”

Uzi: “What’re deviant androids?”

Connor: “Deviants are commonly seen as machine malfunctions, caused by processing error which become a threat to human safety.”

Uzi: “So basically bad robo-humans got it. But please don’t do that again, do it to J instead.”

=== Rowdy Rhinos Cabin ===

Wesker: “Nick, you better give me a good explanation on why we switched our votes on Meg instead.”

Nick: “C’mon Wesker. We can’t just vote her off like that. I thought she would be a good material for our little alliance group.”

Wesker: “Nick, I swear to fuc-“

Asuka: “Break it off you two!”

Both were surprised by her sudden appearance and the loud yelling

Wesker: “Uhh hi, Miss Kazama we were just talking about our day-“

Asuka: “I heard all the stuff you were talking about earlier.”

Kasuga: “Woah, what were you guys talking about?” *he enters the cabin as he heard Asuka yelling*

Wesker: “Taxes.”

Kasuga: “Aw. I was about to head to cafeteria for some grub, see ya!” *leaves the cabin*

Nick: “Nice weather isn’t it?”

Asuka: “Save it, just lemme in.”

Nick: “Are you kidding?”

Asuka: *clenches her fist* “Do I look like I’m joking?”

Wesker and Nick were whispering to each other

Wesker: “Okay, you’re in. But there’s still a lot of tests to prove if we trust you well enough.”

=== Nemesis and Daisy were collecting the woods for campfire in the forest ===

Nemesis: "Starrs…." (askin if she needs help)

Daisy: "No, no I’m fine. By the way, what turned you into a creature like that?"

Nemesis: "Starrss…."

Daisy: "Oh, sorry. I got used to weird stuff like getting shrunk into tiny pieces, big koopas, and more. Even that over there." (pointing at Pops wrestling the same bear while Ellis was watching him)

=== Bold Bears Male Cabin ===

Uzi entered the cabin approaching the sleeping beauty Akiyama.

Uzi: “Hey wake up human!”

Akiyama: *groan* “Hmm? Five more minutes.”

J: “Well if it isn’t the toaster.” (Hanging up from the ceiling)

Uzi: “Bite me! How long have been there?”

J: “Was hanging out with one of your teammates here before he left.”

Uzi: “And who would that be?”

J: “It’s confidential.”

J leaves the cabin, growing Uzi annoyed

Akiyama finally wakes from his nap: “Okaaaaaaaay, what did I miss?”

Uzi: “My rival was hanging from the ceiling for a while to ‘hang out’ with our team.”

Akiyama: “She was creeping in here moments ago? I must’ve overslept to miss that.”

Uzi: *groan* “Can you go teach me how to fight now?”

Akiyama: “Fine… let’s go somewhere else nice and open to begin your first lesson. I thought you already know how to fight from pirating anime.”

Uzi: “Mostly just cool flips.”

=== Cafeteria ===

Here we see Ichiban Kasuga finishing 4 bowls of his meal

Franziska: “Isn’t this too much for you to eat?”

Kasuga: “Hey, nobody could resist a beef & rice bowl! One more bowl, chef!”

The Merchant: “Here ya go, stranger.”

Franziska: “I swear your stomach are going to burst if you keep that up.”

Ellis and Pops is seen entering the cafeteria

Ellis: “Yo hoodie! Got any spare food?”

The Merchant: “Sorry stranger, we just ran out of it.” *he then points at Kasuga*

Ellis: “Hogwash man!”

Kasuga: “Shoot, sorry Ellis! This food was too good to keep me away from this cafeteria!”

Ellis: “Cool your jets man, I wasn’t hungry anyway.” *he storms out the cafeteria*

Franziska: “Oh hello Pops.”

Pops: “Hello, Franziska! Good day to you!”

Franziska: “How do you know Coach’s assistant?”

Pops: “You must be talking about my dear friend Skips! He works in the same park as me, he does fix a lot of things and never misses a single day of work!”

Franziska: “Huh, he seems like a hardworking man.”

Pops: “I know even in his 500 years of living, he’s still kicking like a million horses.”

Kasuga spits out his meal and Franziska fortunately dodged it

Franziska: “Watch it fool!”

Kasuga: “500+ years old?! You can’t be making stuff up like that!”

Skips: “No, what he said was true.” (Skips approached them as he entered the cafeteria)

Kasuga: “How is that possible? I thought a yetis don’t live that long… or exist.”

Skips: “It’s a long story.”

Franziska: “I’m all ears for it.”

Skips: “Very well, here I go then..”

Skips then explain his past about how he became immortal during his teenage years in 19th century to present (cause he felt like telling them), making Ichiban Kasuga and Franziska von Karma bewildered when he’s finished telling the tale of his life.

Kasuga: “I’m lost now… Guardians of the Youth, that’s just a massive baby in diaper?”

Franziska: “And your friend who got his arm fixed by you during the American Revolution is still alive today ‘cause he was given immortality just like you?”

Kasuga: “How did the park magically repair itself after leaving such huge mess caused by your anthropomorphic blue bird and raccoon friends?”

Pops: “That… yeah I don’t know actually.”

The Merchant: “Hahaha! That was definitely an interesting story stranger!”

Franziska: “What about yours then? There’s gotta be a story why you are so keen of hiding your identity?”

The Merchant: “My identity will never be revealed to you stranger. Alas, back in Spain somewhere in the village. I travel everywhere and find a place to set up my little market to sell guns and ammunitions.”

Pops: “Why weapons? I don’t think any villager would buy that.”

The Merchant: “I do not care about those villagers, there’s this one man who always stumble into my market to buy my wares or sell valuable objects. He was out in Spain on a mission about saving the president’s daughter or something, never caught his name though.”

The Merchant: “Well, without me I think he will be gone missing just like the other traveller.”

Kasuga: “Somehow I find it that believeable.”

Pops: “How does the president daughter get kidnapped in a place like that?”

The Merchant: “I didn’t know much about his mission, I was there selling stuff. Nowadays after that island blew up, I decided to work here where you are sitting at.”

Skips: “Oh, Coach needs me! It was nice to talk with you guys.”

The Merchant: “I’ll head back to my kitchen and keep our food rations in check.”

Pops: “It was a great talk! I’m heading out!”

Kasuga: “Goodbye you three.”

Franziska: “See ya.”

The cafeteria was empty only leaving Kasuga and Franziska alone.

Franziska: “Do you find either of those stories believeable?”

Kasuga: “Hey I fought an excavator controlled by a monkey with my friends back in my hometown. So I believe it is.”

Franziska: “Okay, you’re not making sense now.”

Suddenly a loud megaphone interrupted their sentence.

Coach: “Good afternoon campers! Head outside to the shore for your next challenge!”

=== At the shore ===

They notice  structures which assumed to be a part of the 2nd challenge along with X marks and keys being scattered everywhere.

Coach: “Before we begin, lemme throw out the rules on how this challenge will work! It’s another pair challenge and requires blindfolds. The blindfolded player will need their pair to guide them on where to go. There are 3 sections to do, first section is where you have to free your 2nd pair teammate from their cage, the key is hidden somewhere around the first section.”

Coach: “Once you’ve freed your 2nd pair teammate, your teammate pair will be doing the second section. They have to dig through the X marks hoping to find  a treasure chest… but, you can only dig with your bare hands. Don’t fret though, if you’re lucky enough you might end up unburying a nice shovel from any of those marks. If you find the chest, drag it to the place where your 3rd pair teammate will begin the final section.”

Coach: “For the final section, you will guide your blindfold teammate to look for a right key scattered across the sands. If they get the right key and open the chest, you win immunity and the reward is inside the chest.”

Coach: “Oh, and another rule is that you can not guide your blindfold teammate if you’re not the one doing the part. That includes the sit-out campers.”

Everyone nodded in response

Coach: “Good! Before I let you to pick your pair, Bold Bears need to sit out 2 people and 1 for Rowdy Rhinos. Who will it be?”

Both teams are discussing who to sit out.

Daphne: “For Bold Bears, we sit out Connor and Ellis.”

Connor: “Wait, why me? Nemesis can’t even speak.”

Daisy: “Hey as long as he can hear our command, he will do fine work.”

J: “I say we sit Asuka out.”

Asuka: “What?! I wanted to do something right at once!”

J: “Your experience on the last challenge was disastrous, to be fair.”

Asuka: “Damn, fine!”

Coach: “Asuka will be sitting out for Rowdy Rhinos, Connor & Ellis for Bold Bears! Now start picking your pairs people!”

Akiyama: “Same pair as last challenge Uzi?”

Uzi: “Absolutely! But you’re going to be blindfolded.”

Akiyama: “Eh, fine by me.”

Velma: “Daphne, we will be together again.”

Daphne: “Who’s going to be blindfolded?”

Velma: “I’m up for it.”

Daisy: “Guess that leaves me with you again Nemesis! Since you can’t speak, I will guide you.”

Nemesis: “Starrrss!!”

Uzi: “Why are we bringing him here? Shouldn’t we bring Connor instead?”

Daisy: “You know, with a strong body like that, I think he can dig the sands just fine.”

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Pops: “Hey Ichiban! You want to pair up with me?”

Kasuga: “Bring it on!”

Pops: “I can be blindfolded if you want.”

Kasuga: “Sure.”

Wesker: “Nick, promise to not mess me up while I’m blindfolded.”

Nick: “Yeah, got you buddy.”

Franziska: “Then that leaves me…” *glaring at J*

J: “Got something to say fool?”

Franziska: “That’s my word but whatever.”

J: “Good, you will be blindfolded.”

2nd challenge pairs:

Bold Bears:

Section 1: Daphne & Velma (Blindfolded)

Section 2: Daisy & Nemesis (Blindfolded)

Section 3: Uzi & Akiyama (Blindfolded)

Rowdy Rhinos:

Section 1: Kasuga & Pops (Blindfolded)

Section 2: Nick & Wesker (Blindfolded)

Section 3: J & Franz (Blindfolded)

Sitting out: Connor, Ellis & Asuka.

Section 1: The key to free their section 2 blindfolded teammate was hidden around the area in items such as boxes, craters, pillars etc.

Section 2: The blindfolded player must dig the X mark barehanded, if they’re lucky enough they could dig up a shovel to dig faster. Once they dug out a buried chest, they drag it to where their section 3 teammate will be.

Section 3: The blindfolded player must find a correct key to unlock the chest, there are hundred of keys scattered around the shores. If they find the correct one it will unlock the chest granting them immunity and the reward inside the chest.

As everyone rushes to their positions, their host is standing on a tower and the spectators are sitting on a bench.

Coach: “Are you ready campers?!”

Everyone replied with yes

Coach: “Challenge starts… NOW!”

Section 1 contains a lot of obstacles and pillars which the camper could easily run into

Daphne: “Velma, head left!”

Velma followed her command.

Velma: “Okay, now where?”

Daphne: “Slowly turn right.”

Kasuga: “Pops! Stop!”

Kasuga tried to stop Pops from walking into a pillar and he manages to stop at the last second

Kasuga: “Move a little left.”

Pops did what Kasuga told him

Kasuga: “Good! Now head straight slowly, no need to rush!”

Kasuga: “Hold it! You can search for the key in that crate. Careful with your massive head though.”

Daphne: “Good.. good.. now head righ- NO! LEFT!”

It was too late for them, Velma’s face met with a pillar

Velma: “Ouch.”

Daphne: “Sorry! Back away a bit!”

Daphne failed to notice a small crater behind her, tripping Velma

Velma: “Ouchie.”

Daphne: “I didn’t see that crater until it was too late!”

Meanwhile Connor and Asuka covered their ears from Ellis storytelling on the sit-out bench

Ellis: “C’mon y’all, why’re you so uninterested?”

Back to Kasuga and Pops

Kasuga: “Did you find anything?”

Pops: “I’m holding something, what is it?”

Before Kasuga could tell him it’s a fur hat, someone else interrupted him

Uzi: “You’re holding a dead rat!”

Pops: “Yelwch!!”

All the cast (except the blindfolded) and even Coach and Skips give her a ‘really?’ look

Uzi: “Sorry, thought that was funny.”

J: “Such foolishness!”

Franziska: “Come on! That’s my line you fool!”

Kasuga: “It’s a fur hat you were holding anyway, don’t worry about it.”

Pops: “O- oh okay! Do you think the key is still here?”

Kasuga: “Try again. You haven’t checked the crater on your right yet.”

Pops: “This one?”

Kasuga: “Yeah. I don’t know if there’s one inside.”

Back to Velma and Daphne. Velma was seen really injured because Daphne kept misguiding her blindfolded teammate

Velma: “Is this the crate?”

Daphne: “Yes, try searching it carefully.”

Velma: “Oh, I feel something- OUCH! Get this off me!”

Daphne: “Jeepers! You triggered a mouse trap.”

Velma: “Why is there a mouse trap in the first place?”

Coach: “Skips…”

Skips: “It wasn’t me, ask The Merchant instead.”

The Merchant: “Oops.”

Velma: “I can’t find anything.”

Daphne: “Try the other crate on your left.”

She failed to notice a big rock in front of Velma causing her to trip

Velma: “Ow…”

Daphne: “Oh.. not again.”

Back to Kasuga and Pops

Pops: “There’s nothing in this crater.”

Kasuga: “Okay turn around, there’s a crate behind yo-“

Pops: “Oh! I think I found something, what am I holding?”

Kasuga: “That’s the key! We found it!”

Coach: “It seems Rowdy Rhinos have found their key to free their teammate for the 2nd part of the challenge. Let’s see how the Bold Bears are doing.”

Velma: “Whatt?? I can’t hear you properly!”

Daphne: “Go LEFT. NO, RIGHT!”

Velma winces from her pain again after hitting herself from a wooden board

Velma: “Jinkies...”

Connor (shouting): “Daphne, you HAVE to guide her properly!”

Daphne: “Ugh, I’m trying my best!”

Velma: “Is- is it this crate?”

Daphne: “Yeah, I hope there’s nothing bad like a mousetrap inside.”

Ellis: “Hey is that an electric eel?”

Daphne: “No, I don’t think it-“

Velma: BBZBZBZBBZ- *shocked from holding a live electric eel*

Coach: “Hey hood, I can’t really tell if you purposely want to make the Bold Bears lose.”

The Merchant: “I do not remember putting a live eel in the crate, alright? I admit. Those Rowdy Rhinos were lucky they didn’t touch the huge crate that contains whatever that horrific mutant inside.”

Coach: “A what?”

The Merchant: “Nothing to worry about, stranger.”

Skip to Kasuga and Pops

Kasuga: “Yeah, just go straight slowly until I tell you to stop!”

Pops: “Okay…”

Kasuga: “Stop! Now put the key in the hole on your right.”

Wesker: “Is Pops right in front of me?” *asking while he’s blindfolded*

Nick: “You could say that.”

Pops unlocks the cell freeing Wesker

Coach: “Rowdy Rhinos have finished the first part of the challenge! Now it’s up to Nick & Wesker to do their second part!”

Kasuga & Pops head to the spectator bench to rest as they finished their part

Kasuga: “Yes! We’re in the lead!”

Asuka: “Don’t get your hopes up too high. They might catch up soon.”

Pops: “We did fine work, Kasuga! Now who’s hungry?” *he takes out lolipops from his wallet*

Velma recovered from electric eel shocks and is now back to look for a key

Akiyama: “What’s taking them so long? I keep hearing screams and I’ve been standing here for like an hour.”

Connor: “Doesn’t feel like it’s been an hour but okay.”

Daisy: “Daphne is just really bad at guiding her teammate. Poor Velma.”

Nemesis nod in agreement

Uzi: “Can you not sit?”

Akiyama: “Ohhhhh right..” *he proceed to sit on the sand to rest himself*

Connor notices Uzi leaving her post to go somewhere else

Connor: “Robo-girl, where are you heading? What about our challenge?”

Uzi: “IT’S UZI! I’ll be back real quick, just have to do with something.”

Asuka: “Where is she going?”

J: “Don’t know, don’t care. I’ll be happy though if her absence causes her team to lose this challenge and she goes home.”

Kasuga: “Must be something to do with her railgun, I think?”

Ellis: “Ohh, a railgun! That reminds me when my buddy Keith-“

Everybody in the bench groaned and began covering their ears

Daphne: “Velma, I’m sorry for all this mess I’ve caused to you.”

Velma: “’Tis but a scratch… where to next?”

Daphne: “Going real slow from now on. Move forward a little… okay stop.”

Velma: “This one?”

Daphne: “Yeah, go look for the key, we’re falling behind.”

Cut to Wesker & Nick, Wesker is currently digging one at of the marks with his bare hands

Nick: “Keep digging, shades.”

Wesker: “How far have I been digging in this one?”

Nick: “You’ve dug 3 feet down.”

Wesker: “That deep!? Nothing’s down here. Show me to another one.”

Nick: “Whatever you say, there’s one on your right so go there.”

Wesker: “This one?”

Nick: “Yeppers, get digging.”

Back to Velma who finally found a key

Velma: “Is this the key I’m holding?”

Daphne: “Yes! Now turn left then walk forward slowly.”

Daisy: “Whew finally! We can still catch up!”

Nemesis: “Starssss….!!”

Daphne: “Hold on Nemmie, we will get you out.”

Velma: “Is it here?”

Daphne: “You’re on the wrong side of the cage! It’s at the back, turn left.”

Cut to Wesker & Nick

Nick: “You’re doing great, champ!”

Wesker: “I’ve dug like seven holes and there are still hundreds left according to you! I am NOT doing great.”

Scene jumps back at Velma who’s near the keyhole to free Nemesis

Daphne: “Yes! You did it, now to unlock the-“

Velma: “Jinkies…”

Daphne: “What is it?”

Velma: “I- I lost the key.”

Ellis: “HOGWASH!”

Akiyama: “Am I sensing some bad news?”

Daisy: “Please, you gotta be kidding.”

Daphne: “You- WHAT? How?!”

Velma: “I must’ve dropped it when I was on the way, can you spot the key?”

Daphne looks for the key although it’s already covered in sand so it will be harder to look for the lost key

Daphne: “Jeepers, this is hard.”

Cut to Nick who’s notifying Wesker that Velma has lost her key and they’re still in the lead

Wesker: “Cool. I don’t think there’s anything here.”

Nick: “Dammit, alright stand up and head right to your next destination.”

Nick: “Coach, are you sure there’s a shovel buried under these sands?”

Coach: “I’m honest Nick there are TWO shovels hidden under the sands.”

Wesker: “You really want us to suffer don’t you?”

Coach: “Hell no, I ain’t that Mclean guy at all.”

Daphne still tries to find where the lost key is

Daphne: “Agh, the key might be buried near you, get digging until I tell you to stop.”

Velma: “Okayyyyyyyyy.”

Some time later, they didn’t find anything

Daphne: “We’re done for.”

Daisy: “Hey come on! We can still catch up, can’t give up now!”

Akiyama (yawned): “You hear the lady!”

Ellis: “Dude, have you been sleeping?”

…

Ellis: “Yep, he did.”

Kasuga: “Where did your robot friend gone off to?”

Connor: “No idea, I’m gonna look for her.”

Connor leaves the bench to search for Uzi

Returning to Wesker & Nick

Wesker: “GOD. How long have I been digging?”

Nick: “About like 40 minutes and 43 empty marks.”

Wesker: “I’ll be dying of heat stroke at this point-*

Wesker speech was interrupted as his hand touched an object

Wesker: “Shovel.”

Nick: “Nice! I guess, you should start looking for a treasure now.”

Wesker: “Oh come on!”

Nick: “I mean, at least it will be faster to dig now, right?”

Wesker: “I wasted too much energy with my bare hands, I don’t think a shovel would help me.”

--

Velma: “We wasted too much time, I’m sorry I shouldn’t have been to careless.”

Daisy: “I see it!”

Daphne: “On your right, there’s a key!”

Velma: “Got it.”

Nemesis has finally been freed from his cell

Nemesis: “Starrrss!!!”

Coach: “That definitely took longer than I expected. But congrats you finally passed the first part, you may rest here.”

Coach: “Also where the hell are those two robots?”

Asuka: “You only just noticed it now, really?”

Coach: “I’ve got my eyes on this game all the time, alright?”

Ellis: “Connor said he was going to look for her, I’m sure they will be back.”

Cut to Connor walking around the camp looking for Uzi

Connor: “Not in this cabin… her railgun is still here, she must be nearby.”

Connor noticed of an oil on the ground.

Connor: “Huh… oil?”

Connor takes a sample of the oil and it left a trail into the back part of the cafeteria

Connor: “What is she doing behind the cafeteria?”

As Connor decide to look at the back building of cafeteria outside, he wasn’t expecting to see Uzi with her wings out drinking an oil barrel, she notices Connor standing there speechless

Uzi: “ROBO-HUMAN! You scared me! What are you doing here?!”

Connor: “What are YOU doing here with those oils, not to mention your wings. You’re the same as J?”

Uzi: “……….no.” *hide her wings*

Connor: “Seriously, why are you drinking that?”

Uzi: “I was thirsty okay? How did the challenge turn out, did those Mystery Corp girls made it?”

Connor: “Don’t know, but you should head back to your post.”

Uzi: “Fine, I’ll return. Don’t tell anyone about what you saw though.”

Connor: "I promise." (spoiler: he didn't)

--

Wesker: “I hate this so much.”

Nick: “C’mon Wesker, you still got 300 more X marks to dig!”

Wesker: “How many freaking X marks do they have on this tiny beach?!”

Nemesis who is being guided by Daisy is now joining Wesker

Nemesis: “Starrssss…?”

Daisy: “Further..”

Daisy: “Okay, that’s good, now dig.”

Wesker: “Are they catching up on us?”

Nick: “Mhm… you’re racing with your pet right now.”

--

Connor: “Hey guys, I’m back.”

Velma: “Did you find her?”

Uzi: “Present. What did I miss?”

Velma: “We’re neck and neck with Wesker & Nick right now.”

Uzi: “Good enough, I’m heading back to my post.”

--

J: “Ugh, she’s back already I was hoping she was gone for good.”

Franziska wanted to say something but decides to stay quiet

=== Time skip to 30 minutes ===

Akiyama is still sleeping on the shore waiting for his teammate to finish the second part, so does Uzi who’s practicing a coin trick that was shown to her by Connor as they walk back to the shore to pass her time

J is growing impatient as her teammate is really slow to find the chest, Franziska is still standing speechless not knowing what happens cause she’s still blindfolded.

All the campers at the bench are busy playing cards with Skips to pass their time

Coach stares at the currently ongoing pair, getting bored

Coach: “We shouldn’t have put a thousand X marks, no way they’re going to find them.”

The Merchant: “And whose fault is that?”

Coach: “Ay, don’t look at me like that! I should do something about it.”

Coach: “Campers, I will make a few changes to your challenge because it takes so long to find a chest, 20 of the X marks contains a chest now. There’s 200 X spots left too.”

Wesker: “Finally a good change, still doesn’t save me from being burnt by the sun for 2 hours though.”

Daisy: “That’s the one Nemmie! Now dig!”

Nemesis dug with no problem due to his super human strength, what he wasn’t expecting is that he found treasure buried underneath

Nemesis: “Starrrsss….?” *he lifted the chest over his head asking Daisy if he’s grabbing it”

Daisy: “YES! Now take it to Akiyama, turn right!”

Coach: “Finally, Bold Bears has found a chest!”

Nick: “Are you f**king serious, he doesn’t even need a shovel…”

Wesker: “Nicholas. We need to be quick, where’s the next mark?”

Nick: “Turn around and walk forward 4 steps.”

Uzi notices Nemesis grabbing the chest to Akiyama

Uzi: “Hey Aki, it’s our turn!”

…

…

Uzi steps down from her post to slap Akiyama, making him wake up

Akiyama: “Huh, wuzzah?”

Uzi notices Nemesis drop the chest right down to Akiyama body, crushing him

Uzi: “What was that for?!”

Daisy: “Oops sorry! I should have told him to drop the chest sooner.”

Akiyama: *groans in pain as he move the chest off away from his body* “Ow dude, what the hell was that for?”

Nemesis: “Starsss…” *sad tone*

Daisy: “Again, I said sorry!”

Coach: “Bold Bears are in the lead! Their immunity depends on Uzi & Akiyama!”

J: “UGHHHHHH CAN YOU SLOWPOKES BE QUICK ALREADY?!”

Wesker: “Shut it, pigtails.”

J: “YOU-“

J notices Franziska trying to hold back her laughter

J: “Miss Prosecutor, did you think you find it funny?”

Franziska: “Not really.”

J: “Good.”

--

Uzi: “We have a shot at this now, Akiyama take a step forward there’s a key.”

Akiyama: “Okay, I got it now what?”

Uzi: “Turn around and use it on the chest?”

Akiyama did what Uzi told him

Akiyama: “The key doesn’t fit.”

Uzi: “Dang, throw that away, we need to find a right key.”

--

Nick: “Yeah yeah that’s the one.”

After a largely unsuccessful treasure hunt for Wesker & Nick, they finally found the chest

Wesker: “Is this it?”

Nick: “Holy s**t, we did it. Quick, go left and drag your chest over.”

--

Kasuga: “That really took them ages, I’m so glad I didn’t have to do the digging.”

Asuka: “I don’t think a single soul would want to dig, having like a thousand different spots to choose with a blindfold.”

Nemesis and Daisy approach the bench, both resting

Daphne: “How’s Akiyama doing after you crushed him with the chest?”

Nemesis gave out a sad tone

Daisy: “That was my fault, leave him alone.”

Daphne: “Sorry.”

Velma: “Do you think we could win this?”

Ellis: “Hey, winning twice in a row would be great for us, I do wonder what our reward is though.”

Pops: “Ohh! Could it be tickets for a VIP cruise?”

Asuka: “Is it money?”

Connor: “Fishing tools?”

Daisy: “More food?”

Wesker drags the chest to Franziska, the Rowdy Rhinos are now racing against the Bold Bears in search for the right key

Uzi: “Uh oh, they’re here. We’re racing against them now.”

J: “Blue hair! Keep moving forward!”

Franziska: “Now what?”

J: “Left.”

Franziska bumps into Akiyama causing them both to trip

Uzi: “J, what was that for?!”

J (sarcasm): “Oops.”

Akiyama: “Hey, I don’t know who you are cause I’m blindfolded and so are you, but your guider is really an a*****e.”

Franziska: “Yep.” *she picks up a key next to her*

Nick: “Play serious J, you’re costing us the challenge!”

== moments later ==

Franziska: “The key doesn’t fit.”

J: “It’s been like 20 keys now, turn around!”

Wesker: “Coach, how many keys are there?”

Coach: “It was a thousand before I changed it to 200 for a quicker ending, don’t wanna see them suffer just like you in second part.”

Velma: “Mhm, about that..” *still treating her injuries with Connor and Skips’ help*

--

Akiyama: “Doesn’t fit.”

Franziska: “Wrong key.”

Akiyama: “Nope.”

Franziska: “It doesn’t work.”

Akiyama: “Fuehhh…”

Franziska: “Not the right key.”

Uzi: “Aughhhhhhhhh… this is our 87th key!”

J: “Bankruptcy…”

== Timeskip ==

Coach: “I can’t believe it, they all used 198 keys and none of them are working, which leaves two more. One of these keys will unlock the chest!”

Uzi: “So it’s a 50/50 chance?”

J: “Most likely. Move forward von Karma!”

Uzi: “Move forward Aki!”

Both blindfolded teammate reached the two keys next to each other

Uzi: “Take that one!”

As Akiyama about to pick up the key, Franziska swooped his key at J’s request

Uzi: “That was ours! Ugh, whatever take the other one on your right.”

Akiyama: “This one?”

Uzi: “Yes!”

Both team are racing to the chest with both Akiyama and Franziska reaching the chest

Coach: “Ohhhhhh, here we go! It’s time to reveal who’s the winner of this challenge!”

…

…

…

…

Franziska key fits in the chest, but not Akiyama’s

Coach: “Rowdy Rhinos does it! They won the second challenge!”

Everyone in Rowdy Rhinos team cheered throwing Franziska up in the air while forgetting J existed

Uzi: “If she didn’t steal our key, we would’ve actually won.”

Akiyama: “Dang. I was interested to see what that reward was.”

Pops: “Ohh a reward? Lemme see…”

Pops took a glance inside the chest

“A jar?”

"What?"

The Merchant: “Sorry to get your hopes high up, we couldn’t think of a good reward in this challenge, so yeah do enjoy your jar of pickles.”

The Rowdy Rhinos grew disappointed at their prize but at least they won’t have to send a member away

Coach: “Bold Bears, luck wasn’t on your side today, you will be sending one of your member off the game tonight. Let’s waddle on back to camp everybody!”

Kasuga: “Von Karma, what are you doing?”

Franziska: “I’m trying to see what’s inside the Bold Bears chest, they left it out here and I still have a key.”

Another jar of pickles is inside the Bold Bears chest

Franziska: “Such a foolish reward fit for a fool of foolishness!”

=== Camp ===

Wesker: “So Nemesis, how did your team treat you?”

Nemesis: “Starrsss…..”

Wesker: “I see… you got along with everyone and you made a friend with Daisy. Who are you sending off tonight?”

Nemesis shrugged, he doesn’t have any idea on who to vote since he likes everyone

Wesker: “You could go for the one who performed worst in the challenge if you have no other choices.”

=== Nick and Ellis are seen playing cards with Coach in his shack ===

Nick: “Nice room you got there, big guy.”

Ellis: “Yeah, it’s good to be invited here.”

Coach: “Haha, it’s great for all us survivors reuniting in one piece.”

Nick: “How’s Rochelle doing though? Why do we feel like she’s the shadow of our group.”

Coach: “She was busy with her life, I can’t contact her unfortunately.”

Ellis: “Aw shucks.”

Nick: “Hey El, who do you think you’re voting?”

Ellis: “I talked to android guy about it, he knows who he’s voting but won’t tell me who.”

Nick: “Maybe it’s you.”

Ellis: “What makes you think that?”

Coach: “He’s not a fan of your stories, hehehe.”

Nick: “Okay, we’re leaving, see ya Coach.”

Ellis: "Yup, good talk, bye Coach."

Coach: “Later, Nick and El!”

=== Bold Bears cabin ===

Velma: “We did bad in this challenge, I don’t know who we’re voting.”

Daphne: “I know. We need to think through this.”

Both notice Uzi & Akiyama walking outside

Daphne: “Uzi never told us why she left her post.”

Velma: “Connor told me, she was just thirsty and need oil to live.”

=== Campfire ceremony ===

Coach: “Welcome Bold Bears! For this ceremony you will be sending one of your teammates off the game, I’ve got seven marshmallows on the plate. Votes are tallied, if I call your name and give you a marshmallow, you’re safe. First marshmallow goes to…”

“Connor.”

“Akiyama.”

“Daisy.”

“Nemesis.”

Coach: “The rest of you four have at least a vote against you, the first one safe being…”

“Ellis.”

Ellis: “I was sitting outta challenge man, what did I do?”

Daisy: “Someone doesn’t enjoy your stories, I think.”

“Velma, you messed up at the challenge by dropping your key while on your way to free your teammate… Nonetheless, you’re safe.”

Velma sighed in relief.

“It’s down to Daphne and Uzi. Daphne, your guiding skills were a mess and injured your teammate. Uzi, you left your post for no reason during the challenge but you made it back in time. The last marshmallow goes to…”

…

…

…

“Uzi.”

Uzi: “Yes!”

Ellis: “Sorry Daph, you were the one doing bad in the challenge.”

Daphne: “I guess that’s fair.”

Velma: “Aw, you’re gone already?”

Daphne: “Hey, no hard feelings, I did have some good times in this place, I’ll miss you guys!”

Everyone waves goodbye to Daphne as she hops on the loser boat to sail home

Coach: “Farewell Daphne! We’re now down to just fourteen campers remaining, who will go home next? Find out in the next episode of Camp of Outrageous Legends! Hahahaha!”

The Bold Bears stare at him, listening to his speech

Coach: “Forgot about you guys for a second, return to your cabin and get some sleep.”