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Jane hated clubs.

The people. The moving. The lights and music, none of which she had heard of. Ever.
"Seriously, Seymour, how do you not know this one? You been living under a rock?" Anne slurred slightly.

Jane scowled. "Yes. A classic rock.".

The others groaned their dissapproval. Anna was the only one who didn't immediately walk off.

Then there was her people. Her friends. Urgh.
Where to begin?

Cathy hated it as much as Jane did but didnt have the social anxiety and people pleasing habit that meant she would fake hsving fun.
She just brougt a book and read under the table with a scowl that would build and build until she would snap at the loudest nearby person so feircly to shut the flying fuck up they would obey without question.

Speaking of Cathy losing her rag it was currently with a hopelessly drunk Anne. She was wasting her time lecturibg her. Boleyn was so off her face that the whole night would be a streetlight blur in her memory by tomorrow.
It wasnt like Anne even bought a lot. She was not above flirting with every walking person inn the damn club until she had another cocktail in hand.
It was impressive until one of the more arrogant victims (so one of many straight white men) would demand 'payback'.

Luckily, Lina would then step in. It was her game to wait at the bar until an annoying dudebro came over to piss her off. Then rip his ego to shreds as if with talons, all the while sipping her straw like a refined lady.
Anyone bothering Anne bothered her. Any of those stuck ups was her prey.

She said it was a public service. Jane didnt get involved.

Her mind ws far too occupied. Two things; The phone buzzing with 'are you having fun???' texts from Kitty who was dubbed too young and left behind.
The hand on her knee.

Anna hadnt moved from her spot next to Jane the entire time. Mostly she was happy to just fluster her girlfriend by whispering something romantic but today was a little… Different.
Annas hand came to rest on Janes knee and hadnt moved the duration of the night so far.

Jane wasnt totally sure how it made her feel beyond the fact she certainly didnt dislike it. It was merely a question of timing .
But could she say anything? No.

She was Jane the Mum. Jane the Good. She had to stop Anne from starting fights, Lina from attempting to end them, convince Cath to relax and put her bloody book down and reassure Kitty via text. She was too busy for Annas horniness. Mostly.
She wasnt moving away but that was unimportant.

Anne stumbled over yet again. "Yo, Anna. You look sober.".

"Thank you." The German replied with a smile.

"Yeah. Imma fix that. I can get you a beer or some shit. I can see if they have some Germany ones...". Before she could be stopped Anne was off to the bar, literally seconds away from flirting with yet another youngish guy until he bought her German beer. Cathy closed her book with a frustrated sigh. "I should sort her out.".

Jane went to stand, but Anna tugged her down as Cath said "No its fine. I can do it. You look all flushed anyway. Stay sat down.".

"I'll keep an eye on her." Anna added, now sliding one hand around Janes waist.
When everyone was out of sight, she turned to her girlfriend with a sharp scowl.

"Does that require you to grope me?" She mutteed.

Anna laughed breathlessly. "Oh please. This is hardly groping you. If you want me to show you I can actually-".

"Shush.". Jane lifted a finger to her lips. Startled, Anna went cross eyed trying to peer down at her finger. She moved her mouth from her hand to speak.

"You want me to stop, just say it. I honestly dont mind.".

If anything Jane seemed mildly irritated. "Dont be completely stupid. You know you can do whatever you want to me and I will love it.".
This earnt another laugh. "Whipped.".

"Says the one with her hands all over me.".

Anna raised her eyebrows. "Oh. Would you rather I have my hands in you?"

"Anna, Jesus-". The third queen went brick red, coughing a little as the hand moved from her waist and went back to her leg, where Anna happily traced circles into her thigh. "We cant."

"Why not? You so want it.".

"Obviously! But we cant go home because Kittys there.".

"This place has a bathroom." Anna said nonchalantly, shrugging. The response Jane went to make was cut off by a yelp of surprise as Anna took her hand further up Janes thigh and nearly was feeling he-

Purposefully, so this wouldnt distract her into something reckless, Jane grabbed Annas hand.

The German had the gall to pout.

"I am under no circumstances having sex with you in a bar bathroom. Thats disgusting.".

"Car?"

"Car sex is for criminals and teenage roadies. I refuse to bruise my ribcage on a car gear stick because you cant control yourself. Suck it up.".

"Would rathe-"

"Shut the hell up Anna.".

"Ooh, is that an order?" Annas eyes sparked as Jane gave an outraged gasp. "We both know I do the ordering here. But if you wanna try out on top it sounds cool.".

"You are insufferable. Now wait until we go home.".

At this Anna raised her eyebrows again but made no reply.
The others arrived at that moment midway in an argument about something Janes input was thankfully not required for.

While Lina, Anne and Cathy talked at Anna and Jane, the third queen paid no attention as she felt those familiar calloused hands scrape her thigh again. There was a small sound she was thankful no one heard as Anna unzipped Janes fly.

Cathy frowned. "Janey? Are you okay?".

"Im perfectly fine thank you.". This was a littlle stiff but almost convincing.

"She is right." Lina said concernedly. "You are very red. And you keep zoning out.".

Jane swallowed dryly. "Oh yeah, I feel somewhat unwell. Maybe I should head back.". She very nearly felt Annas excitement. "Can you drive me?"

"Sure.".

***

The door hadnt even fully closed yet and Jane felt herself slammed into a wall.
A voice hissed in her ear "God, you look good.".

"Im literally just wearing a shirt and-"

"Yeah but like, you're hot, Janey.".
The way it was spoken so earnestly made her giggle.
"Thats gay as hell.".

"Says the lesbian.".

"Kiss me, bitch.". Anna didnt hear Jane swear often, so she chose to make the most of it.

But with sudden alarm she pulled back as-

"Hey guys!" Kitty entered bundled in a blanket like a pink burrito. "Whats up?".

Anna spoke before Jane could. "How much for you to get out for about two hours?"

"Twenty." Replied Kitty, stone faced and without hesitation. "Plus five more to not ask why.".

"I can do a bank transfer later now scram.".

Jane didnt want to ask why this sounded like a routine. Either way, Kitty disappeared out the door 'to her friends house'.
Suddenly her feet left the floor. "Put me down!"

"Gladly.". Anna dropped her onto the sofa. Eagerly, she crawled over her. Jane blushed at how close they were. With every breath of hers Annas eyelashes moved. If she tried she could imagine them both being so wrapped up in each other that they occupied the same space in the universe. "Hey beautiful.".
She went to undo her top but Anna slapped her hands away. "Thats my job. You just enjoy yourself.".

No protests would have sounded convincing.

Annas hands replaced Janes and the top wasz discarded along with her bra. She laughed as Anna ran her mouth down her chest and down to her naval.

Seconds later and they were both glad they had kicked Kitty out.

"Anna- Ah, fuck-"

It always was funny to Anna how everyone saw Jane as sweet and pure. That was who Anna liked, and yet it made her laugh to think it when she knew for a fact the woman was anything but. When she was treated right, she was a filthy, gorgeous mess and that, my friends, was the woman Anna loved.

Harshly, Jane gasped for air. The fourth queen didnt slow her pace.

"Anna… Jesus, fuck, harder, Anna."

Even though it was unseen the smirk was audible. "Magic word?"

"Fucking please.".

"And you want it…"

"Harder.". The third queen growled almost. The tone made the Annas skin tingle. "Faster. Shit. Anna".
She moaned as Anna obeyed and she felt nothing but light.

She sighed. "Love you."

"Love you too.". Jane brought her lips against her girlfriends and ws happy to note how every concern about her friends melted away as Anna had taken her straight to the edge.

But Jesus, Jane was going to get payback for being felt up in the bar.