Chapter 1: The New and Improved LIT Club
Chapter Text
Monika made a group chat
Monika added Sayori, Natsuki and Yuri to 'Untitled Group Chat'
Monika changed the group chat name to 'The NEW LIT Club'
[5:35 PM] Monika: Hi everybody, this group chat is for discussing about the lit club.
Ok I know we have like a million but this one is THE one.
[5:36 PM] Natsuki: 'the lit club' lmaoooo
[5:38 PM] Monika: wait fuck
[5:38 PM] Natsuki: holy shit i managed to get prissy perfect monika to say fuck
bitch even turned her autocaps off
Monika has deleted [1 message]
[5:40 PM] Monika: What are you takling about Nat?
also mind your language
[5:40 PM] Natsuki: 'takling' im crying r/english
Monika has muted Natsuki
[5:40 PM] Monika: there
[5:42 PM] Sayori: HELLO LIT CLUB
[5:42 PM] Monika: hey sayori
5:42] Sayori: HEY MON
oh srry caps
...
where is everyone
Monika: hmmmm not online
[5:45 PM] Sayori: ...
u know that I can see the chat right
[5:46 PM] Monika: fuck
Monika has deleted [1 message]
[5:46 PM] Sayori: thats mean mon :((((
plz unmute nat
[5:47 PM] Monika: fine
Monika has unmuted Natsuki
[5:47 PM] Natsuki: fucking finally
[5:47 PM] Yuri: Finally...?
[5:47 PM] Natsuki: you guys r barely functional without me
wait holy shit yuri were u just lurking this whole time
[5:49 PM] Yuri: That information is classified...
[5:49 PM] Sayori: hi yuri ヾ(•ω•`)o
[5:49 PM] Yuri: Greetings Sayori, what is those symbols that you are using?
[5:50 PM] Sayori: oh do you like them ヾ(≧▽≦*)o nat taught me how to use them
[5:50 PM] Yuri: Ah alright.
I would also like to bring up that we have not conversed anything remotely related to our literature club.
[5:51 PM] Monika: you are right yuri...
[5:52 PM] Yuri: ...
[5:53 PM] Natsuki: lets be real here that was just an excuse to hangout with us
[5:54 PM] Monika: what r u talking about nat?? yuri back me up here
[5:55 PM] Yuri: Ah, I'm actually agreeing with Natuski on his one...
[5:55 PM] Sayori: ヽ（≧□≦）ノ
[5:56 PM] Yuri: After months of observing you, I can conclude that this course of action is rather in character for you.
Maybe aside from when you tried to ah, murder all of us...
Monika has left the group chat
Natsuki has received admins privileges
[5:57 PM] Natsuki: fucking hell yeah
monika about to regret that
[5:58 PM] Yuri: I feel a sense of foreboding...
[5:58 PM] Sayori: idk what that means but i agree
Natsuki has added Monika to the 'The NEW LIT Club'
[6:00 PM] Natsuki: ok u peasants work 4 me now
[6:01 PM] Monika: what the fuck have I done
Natsuki has renamed themselves 'Queen of Manga'
Queen of Manga has renamed Yuri into 'spill the tea sis'
Queen of Manga has renamed Monika into 'when autocaps says fuck'
Queen of Manga has renamed Sayori into 'was left hanging'
[6:02 PM] when autocaps says fuck: what
[6:02 PM] spill the tea sis: the
[6:02 PM] was left hanging: fuck ╰（‵□′）╯
[6:03 PM] when autocaps says fuck: SAYORI???!!! what did u do nat????//
[6:03 PM] Queen of Manga: says the teh 1 who literally rekted the whole universe
[6:04 PM] when autocaps says fuck: i thought we were over that
that is literally why i started a new groupchat
[6:05 PM] was left hanging: uhm mon i actually learned fuck from u
...
mon?
[6:06 PM] when autocaps says fuck: i think i deserve to say fuck
[6:06 PM] Queen of Manga: lmaoooooooo
[6:08 PM] was left hanging: also nat
[6:09 PM] Queen of Manga: ye say
[6:10 PM] was left hanging: uh im not very...comfortable with the nickname
its ok tho haha im prob being selfish srry
Queen of Manga is typing
[6:14 PM] was left hanging: r u mad im srry
[6:15 PM] Queen of Manga: fuck im so sorry sayori oh fuck i didnt about how it would affect you cuz we all got different was to cope and humor is not always urs im so fucking sorry
Queen of Manga has reset was left hanging's nickname
[6:16 PM] Queen of Manga: u don't have to say sorry say and ur not selfish for that
[6:17 PM] Sayori: thanks nat i know im not the best to deal with at times
[6:18 PM] Queen of Manga: ur not dw mon and yuri will agree with me
[6:18 PM] when autocaps says fuck: yup we got ur back
[6:18 PM] spill the tea sis: Absolutely Sayori. You can always talk to us.
[6:20 PM] Sayori: awwww thanks guys
[6:23 PM] when autocaps says fuck: so does this mean i get to reset my name too?
[6:24 PM] Queen of Manga: no suck it up
i should also apologize for shoving what you did in ur face ik you have changed
not that we didn't need to talk about it at some point
[6:25 PM] when autocaps says fuck: its ok nat we're all still moving on from that
yeah we should
no pressure tho we can when we're all ready
[6:26 PM] spill the tea sis: I also apologize Monika. I didn't take in account your feelings. I'm sorry.
[6:27 PM] when autocaps says fuck: its ok yuri :))
[6:28 PM] Sayori: yay the club is back together <33
[6:28 PM] Queen of Manga: i am literally unable to disagree with u say even through text
how do u do this
[6:29 PM] when autocaps says fuck: for once natsuki is spitting straight facts
[6:29 PM] Queen of Manga: did u just accuse me of being straight
[6:29 PM] Sayori: Monika :(((
[6:30 PM] when autocaps says fuck: omg u guys r idiots
[6:30 PM] spill the tea sis: I'm afraid that I have to do my homework now.
[6:31 PM] Queen of Manga: mon is literally the god of this universe
she can murder school
[6:32 PM] when autocaps says fuck: i try not to think about it
[6:32 PM] spill the tea sis: That won't stop me. I can just read the Portrait of Markov.
[6:33 PM] Queen of Manga: again
[6:33 PM] spill the tea sis: Again.
[6:34 PM] Sayori: couldnt you try out fanfics
[6:35 PM] spill the tea sis: There is only 3 fanfictions in the fandom. All which are low quality first person fics with a idiotic OC (which I assume is a poorly hidden self-insert) leading the main cast. Even the sexual scenes don't give pleasure to anybody!
[6:36 PM] Queen of Manga: i feel you man parfait girls only has 10 fics all which r all cringy x reader fics
[6:36 PM] when autocaps says fuck: r we ignoring the fact that yuri reads smut
[6:37 PM] Queen of Manga: dont u
[6:38 PM] when autocaps says fuck: i
hey sayior wanna watch a movie
[6:39 PM] Sayori: sure! :DD
[6:38 PM] Queen of Manga: oh u don't get to avoid this
@when autocaps says fuck @when autocaps says fuck @when autocaps says fuck
[6:39 PM] Queen of Manga: well fuck
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[1:56 AM] Queen of Manga: i just realized that yuri also went offline after mon mentioned smut
[1:58 AM] when autocaps says fuck: go to sleep
[3:03 AM] Queen of Manga: fine mom
[3:04 AM] when autocaps says fuck: u said fine an hour late
[3:05 AM] Queen of Manga: fuck you
Chapter 2: Just Hijinks
Summary:
[7:40 PM] Queen of Manga: ok ok its no longer 1 am so back to yuri and smut
spill the tea sis has edited [1 Message]
[7:41 PM] spill the tea sis: Oh dear Natsuki, what ever are you talking about?
[7:41 PM] Queen of Manga: since when did u take after monika
Chapter Text
-The NEW LIT Club-
-> Replying to a message: [1:56 AM] Queen of Manga: i just realized that yuri also went offline after mon mentioned smut
[7:40 PM] Queen of Manga: ok ok its no longer 1 am so back to yuri and smut
spill the tea sis has edited [1 Message]
[7:41 PM] spill the tea sis: Oh dear Natsuki, what ever are you talking about?
[7:41 PM] Queen of Manga: since when did u take after monika
[7:42 PM] when autocaps says fuck: ye yuri
oh wait i just roasted myself
[7:42 PM] Queen of Manga: *wheeze*
wait a fucking minute
stop defecting yuri!!
[7:43 PM] spill the tea sis: I think you mean deflecting.
Also It wasn't even me.
It was Monika.
[7:43 PM] Queen of Manga: shhhhhhhhh fuck you Monika
[7:44 PM] when autocaps says fuck: me????
[7:44 PM] Queen of Manga: shhhhh anyways answer yuri
[7:46 PM] spill the tea sis: I
well
uhm
spill the tea sis has left the group chat
Queen of Manga has added Yuri to 'The NEW LIT Club'
Queen of Manga has renamed Yuri into 'spill the kinks sis'
[7:59 PM] spill the kinks sis: fuck you
[8:00 PM] when autocaps says fuck: yuri?? every1????
[8:01 PM] Queen of Manga: fuck you 2
[8:01 PM] when autocaps says fuck: as expected
[8:02 PM] Sayori: yeah! fuck everyone!! o(≧口≦)o
[8:02 PM] when autocaps says fuck: SAYORI???
[8:03 PM] Sayori: anyways wtf is a smut
[8:03 PM] Queen of Manga: how the fuck did u read on ao3 without seeing a smut fic
[8:04 PM] Sayori: idkk??? filter??? (╬▔皿▔)╯
[8:05 PM] spill the kinks sis: That would be most reasonable.
[8:05 PM] Queen of Manga: i will accept that for now
ok yuri if ur not gonna fucking tell me that then at least tell me if ur a top or bottom
[8:07 PM] spill the kinks sis: dms
don't you fucking dare tell anyone
[8:07 PM] when autocaps say fuck: yuri changed faster than nat can say fuck
[8:08 PM] Sayori: guys what is a top/bottom
[8:09 PM] Queen of Manga: i am not giving her sex ed
[8:10 PM] when autocaps says fuck: thats not even covered in it
[8:11 PM] spill the kinks sis: Ok Sayori, are you aware of what 'lemon' is?
[8:11 PM] when autocaps says fuck: why do u know what it is
why r u teaching sayori what it is
[8:12 PM] Sayori: the fruit...?
[8:13 PM] when autocaps says fuck: SAYORI RUN
[8:13 PM] Sayori: but i wanna know :((
[8:14 PM] when autocaps says fuck: sayori nooooo
[8:14 PM] Queen of Manga: sayori yesssssssssssssss
ok but fr most wattpad fic sucks
[8:15 PM] spill the kinks sis: Ikr
[8:15 PM] when autocaps says fuck: fr fr
but now is not the time
[8:16 PM] Sayori: ?-?
wut is a wattpad
[8:17 PM] when autocaps says fuck: HEY SAY WHAT TO WATCH UP AGAIN????
[8:17 PM] Sayori: sure :DDD
[8:18 PM] Queen of Manga: honestly how the fuck did that work
[8:18 PM] spill the kinks sis: For once I agree.
[8:19 PM] Queen of Manga: gee thanks??
[8:20 PM] spill the kinks sis: Take it as a compliment.
By the way, I was wonder if you guys have any fanfic that you recommend to me? My feed is currently dryer than a desert.
[8:20 PM] Queen of Manga: idk u dont read tooth rotting fluff
how can u not like it but like smut
like do u like straight porn or gay porn
[8:21 PM] spill the kinks sis: No comment.
But I do like lesbians.
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[8:23 PM] Queen of Manga: actually do u take porn with feelings
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[11:48 PM] Queen of Manga: hey @Sayori
[11:51 PM] Sayori: hm?
-> Replying to a message: [8:03 PM] Sayori: anyways wtf is a smut
[11:51 PM] Queen of Manga: do u still wanna know?
[11:51 PM]: when autocaps says fuck: ok this has gone on long enough
when autocaps says fuck gave themselves admin privileges
when autocaps says fuck removed Queen of Manga's admin privileges
when autocaps says fuck renamed themselves 'when monika says fuck'
[11:52 PM] Queen of Manga: wtf man
-> Replying to a message: [6:31 PM] Queen of Manga: mon is literally the god of this universe
[11:53 PM] when monika says fuck: bitch did u forget?
[11:54 PM] Queen of Manga: i cant believe u just did that in front of say
[11:54 PM] Sayori: monika :((
[11:55 PM] when monika says fuck: u will be the death of me nat
[11:56 PM] Queen of Manga: gladly
[11:56 PM] Sayori: Nat...
[11:57 PM] Queen of Manga: why
[11:57 PM] when monika says fuck: lmaooo
as the god of this universe i command u 2 to sleep
[11:58 PM] Queen of Manga: no
[11:59 PM] Sayori: no??
[11:59 PM] when monika says fuck: @spill the kinks sis
i'll let u stay up if u put them to sleep
[12:00 AM] spill the kinks sis: do u want me to kill them?
[12:00 AM] Queen of Manga: WOAJ WOAH WOAH
wtf
remind me not the mess with sleep deprived yuri
[12:00 AM] when monika says fuck: yes if u mean it metaphorically
no if you mean literally
@spill the kinks sis ?
[12:01 AM] Queen of Manga: oh fuck
[12:01 AM] Sayori: (°ロ°)
[12:03 AM] when monika says fuck: plz sleep with 1 eye open guys
guys???
guys??????
rip Sayori & Natsuki
o7
[12:07 AM] Sayori: oops srry i dropped my phone
nat might be ded tho idk
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[4:38 AM] Queen of Manga: i live bitches
when monika says fuck has renamed Queen of Manga into 'i live bitches'
[4:40 AM] i live bitches: mon rlly gave up on the no swearing rules
[4:41 AM] when monika says fuck: school begins in 3 hours, 19 minutes and 38.51 seconds
be prepared
[4:42 AM] i live bitches: why r u always awake??
[4:43 AM] when monika says fuck: school.
-> Replying to a message: [6:31 PM] Queen of Manga: mon is literally the god of this universe
[4:44 AM] i live bitches: bitch did U forget?
@when monika says fuck
@when monika says fuck
fucking coward