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One of the most annoying things about you hanging around the house these days is that you treat Todomatsu differently than his brothers. It's offensive really - Todomatsu has never met anyone more obviously repulsed by him without a good reason at least.
And he's been nothing but kind and cordial to you, yet you look everyone in the eyes, staring them down without apphrension yet when your gaze falls near Todomatsu you suddenly look ill.
What did Todomatsu even do to you? When Todomatsu met you with his brothers he introduced himself with what he thought was a charming wink and smile. Ever since then you're on the verge of throwing up when you see Todomatsu! And despite that you keep coming around!
It sucks, you should go home alreeeady. Todomatsu can't help but tsk under his tongue as once again you're giving everyone but him special treatment. You brought over snacks this time, one for each of Todomatsu's brothers picked out for their individual tastes and then you expect to share the bag of chips you brought Todomatsu?!
You can't even look up at him as you reach in to the bag sitting in front of his crotch. Instead of making eye contact with Todomatsu you're glaring at the bag he placed there thinking it'd deter you from taking too many.
It's obnoxious that you don't like Todomatsu when he's the cutest and the nicest to you. Osomatsu treats you like an errand boy, Karamatsu asks you to exclusively be his hypeman, Choromatsu acts like you're the class hamster, Ichimatsu is suspicious of your presence, Jyushimatsu is - well Jyushimatsu-niisan is decent as always but it's Todomatsu who you'd along with best if you actually gave him a chance!
All of you are always sneaking off without Todomatsu too, huddling together and whispering about him. Not to mention the amount of times Todomatsu's been put in an awkward situation with one of his brothers inviting you somewhere then ditching the two of you mid outing. These days if Todomatsu's lucky he can just leave early instead of you trying to be polite. He's also just avoiding being around if you're visiting.
You're so cute too, just Todomatsu's type...there you go again grabbing one individual chip from the bag. Todomatsu's finally going to say something to you.
"Hey..." Todomatsu calls out and is immediately drowned out by Osomatsu’s voice, "Nama-kun! Stop sucking his dick in your head, it's weirding us all out!"
Ugh. You jolt just a bit then frantically look between Osomatsu and the bag of chips sitting on Todomatsu's lap. Osomatsu just doesn't have a filter which puts Todomatsu in a bad position since your impression of him is already so low. It's clear that your head was all the way down there because you were just bending over to reach for the snacks.
If Todomatsu didn't know better he'd assume there is a grain of truth to Osomatsu’s words but you just aren't interested in him.
"Osomatsu-niisan, don't make crude jokes like that, Nama-kun finds me repulsive enough as it is."
"Huh? No I don't!" Just a flash of eye contact and then you're averting your gaze again. You finally sit up straight, "I'll stop. Sorry about it, I won't make it weird again."
"So you admitted that easy? Thought I'd have to trick you." Osomatsu jokes and you smile in Todomatsu's brothers face. "If it was that obvious, I don't really have a strong defense." You're trying to laugh it off with the rest of those guys like Todomatsu isn't even here.
So that means you're being sarcastic.
"That's not funny." Todomatsu says over the merriment. "Shut up already, Todomatsu." Choromatsu roughly pats Todomatsu's back. "You don't have to be so smug about it, we get it already."
"Get what?"
Todomatsu's starting to become defensive which must be the expected reaction. When he looks over at you, for some reason you're so grossed out by Osomatsu’s lame joke you're tilting your whole head away. You'd be looking down on Todomatsu if you were looking at him at all.
He watches you swallow nervously.
"I mean we all know you and Namae are a couple now."
You freak out.
"Shut up, that isn't funny." Todomatsu is about to hit Choromatsu teasing him so badly in front of you.
"Shhh!" You scramble to get up, waving your arms around, "Shhh don't say anything stop, stop!" Todomatsu's brothers are all laughing as you cover Choromatsu's mouth. You're okay touching Todomatsu's brothers but not him. Todomatsu feels his mood worsening.
"It's so obvious though!" Even Jyushimatsu-niisan is joining in... Todomatsu glares at the group especially as you switch over to covering that one's mouth too. His brothers are all laughing at Todomatsu like he's some disgusting freak. "You two are already so lovey-dovey!"
This kind of teasing goes too far.
You seem to becoming upset too, "Can we stop please? This isn't that funny to me!"
Todomatsu sighs, "Yeah, you guys are being really immature. Namae clearly doesn't even want to look at me let alone date me so you need to respect his feelings. It's rude to both of us."
A hush sweeps over the room and all eyes turn to you lowering your hands, finally Osomatsu breaks the tension. "You haven't confessed yet?"
You shake you head no. Suddenly all five assholes point and laugh maliciously in Todomatsu's face.
"It's not funny, I'm trying my best here!" You point over to Todomatsu and it's the most animated he's ever seen you. You're clearly embarrassed, "I've been working really hard! He's just too hot!"
Eh?
"I can't look him in the fucking eyes yet, and you guys are messing up my chances! I had a twelve step plan, you shit heads and now it's ruined!" You then double over, gripping your hair with a frustrated scream while his brothers now point and laugh at you.
"He was going to break my back, you bastards!"
You even sound like Todomatsu.
Was that Ichimatsu who pointed that out just now? "Wow, you two really are perfect for each other." Karamatsu shakes you by the shoulders and you shove him away still screaming. "Shut up!!"
... Eh?!
Todomatsu sits there thoroughly confused as all his brothers start ganging up on you, "Look at Todomatsu's husband crying right now!"
"Classic Totty melt down too,"
"Wonder if the kids are gonna be this immature about it."
You grab Choromatsu by the collar and rattle him, "THERE WON'T BE ANY KIDS IF YOU GUYS DON'T SHUT UP NOW!" Choromatsu just laughs more and your little outburst is so cute to Todomatsu that he's finally smiling when you start sissy slapping everyone nearby.
"If he doesn't give you any, I got his same face." Hm.
Todomatsu doesn't like that joke at all and now you're windmilling on his older brother. "No thank you." You say flatly.
Todomatsu never noticed it before, probably because you've been terrified of showing this side to him but you're actually really similar huh? Then if you're just like him this will work out in his favor right?
"Whaaat, why not? He thinks you're gross but I definitely don't," Osomatsu teases, "Date me instead, I'll notice your weird ass!"
Karamatsu shakes his head, "Non, non! Osomatsu, you must bait a bird with the right kind of seed. Allow me to demonstrate," Karamatsu steps in between you and Osomatsu before doing an impression on Todomatsu, "I'm the cutest here and will understand your feelings unlike the real Todomatsu!"
"STOP it!"
Choromatsu switches out with Karamatsu, "I'm too busy going to mixers with hot girls to notice an average person like Namae!"
"Shut up!"
Todomatsu gets up without drawing attention to himself at all, it's not hard since you're getting held back from actually fighting his three eldest brothers by Ichimatsu and Jyushimatsu.
Those pretend hits must've turnt real because you're genuinely crying now. His brothers play around way too much and didn't care that you reached your limit for mockery a while ago. If you'd have spent more years with these assholes you probably would've gotten a thicker hide for this kind of bullying but putting everything into context you probably were only sticking around for Todomatsu.
How much are you gonna like this, Todomatsu wonders. He's gonna enjoy it a lot when he sees the look on his brothers, that's all Todomatsu can think when he grabs you from the brawl like he's pulling a cat from a fight.
Literally just plucks you off the ground which isn't as easy as Todomatsu's describing it with your weight but you don't resist getting pulled off of Karamatsu. You're not too big that Todomatsu couldn't carry at least, he's dragged three times his own body weight when properly motivated. It's not easy but not that hard either.
When Todomatsu takes a few steps backwards with his thumbs holding you up from your armpits, "T-Totty?!" the entire room in unison says his name.
Todomatsu looks down at you then back to his brothers, "He said I'm his." good start, Totty. You're nodding with approval, "So he's mine too," nodnod.
"I'm gonna go get my dick sucked. Well then," Todomatsu starts backing out of the room slowly, "I'll be back after however long it takes." until you close the paperdoor behind Todomatsu after you're dragged out of the threshold. It makes a satisfying clack.
"Wait?"
"TOTTY!!!!"