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One day in the far off land of Newtopia, Anne Bonnchuy was having such a bad and sad day. She was only 13 so she cried and cried and sobbed and wailed.
"I hate frog land! This is So unfair!" She shook her fists in the air and stomped her foot on the ground .
She was just an average girl in an everage world, she got an F on her maths test or some shit like that when SUDDENLY, she found a box! She opened the box and got whisked away to FROG LAND. Here she met a man called Hopert Popert, who was orange and so sexy. So fucking sexy. Hop pop is so sexy. I am attracted to hop pop.
"Ahh, Anne anmphibia, I expected you to be here !" Hop Pop said to the small girl, "The prophecy fortold of your arrival."
"Oh," Anne nodded, "O. K . 😁" She walked off to explore frog land, sososososo sad but she was being so brave about it. This fanfiction is sponnsored by NORDVPN. Have you ever been caught looking at hop pop porn by your interet provider? I sure havent! Thats becauise I Use EXPRESS VPN, keep your online data safe and secure with a 30-day back gurantee. Use the promo code NORDVPN/HopPopFeet to get 20% off your first 2 days!
Anne Bonchuy sat down to watch tiktoks on her frog phone when suddenly, SASHA WAYWRONG APPEARED. She was so scary, her peircing blue eyes made Anne have a heart attack and die. Anne was dead. There was no more Anne. She fucking died and Sasha Waybright killed her.
"Oh oops," She used her blonde hair magic to bring Annephibia back to life !
Anne looked at Sasha and Sasha looked at Anne. And then Sasha remembered she was supposed to be mean and toxic, so she got VERY ANGRY!!!!!
"I!!! HATE!!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!!!" She beat the shit out of Anne but its okay because Anne formed a hard shell skin around herself to shield from the attacks. That's what frogs do right? Oh wait thats turtles? Im thinking of turtles? oh......
SUddenly , Marcy Wu appeared from the sky and gave Anne a BLUNT. "Here, smoke this!" ANd then the calacmity trio got high together. Wow. Thats amazing. Love wins.
But then Anne got so angry that she went SUPER SAIYAN. She started flying and went all blue and shit like sonic. "I HATE FROG LAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE FROG LAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE FROG LAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I HATE FROG LAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Anne? Anne? Can you hear me Anne?" Sasha asked, "Anne, it's me, your mother, you've been in a coma for 3 years... Please wake up, Anne...... We miss you......."
Then night came and the full moon was out, and Marcy Wu went into her evil fursona form and became Darcy Du.
Darcy Du had a makeout session with Sasha and then they had a beautiful baby boy together.
"Oh my god... Sasha... It's so cute... What will we name it...?"
Sasha looked at the baby, motherly love in her eyes.
"I think I'll name it... Emil Sinclair."