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jujutsu tech.
shadow puppet: we're probably lucky sukuna didn't take over my body
shadow puppet: he'd be in this flesh prison like 'damn you ALWAYS listen to weezer?'
armandhammer: WEEZER 😭😭😭
notazenin: flesh prison is particularly good
shadow puppet: thanks i thought of it while peeing
himboboyfriendsimulator: sukuna wants to know what weezer is
himboboyfriendsimulator: i told him it's that island in the sun song you like
armandhammer: hey speaking of your pissing cycles megs
Nanami (the glasses one): Please, do not Miss Kugisaki
notazenin: Mrs. she's my wife in my head
Nanami (the smiley one): oh great, now they're delusional!
purelove: HI YU!!
Nanami (the smiley one): HI YUUTA!! how are you?
purelove: i'm good, yeahyeah!
armandhammer: ANYWAYS
armandhammer: megumi!!! your pee cycles
shadow puppets: i'm not sure I want to hear this
armandhammer: you remember that contraption i got you that was like,,,,
armandhammer: the funnel thing so you didn't have to pee in a dysphoric way?
shadow puppets: the she-wee?
armandhammer: YEAH! but i scratched out the s on she for you
shadow puppets: i remember yes
armandhammer: do you use it? does it work?
shadow puppets: dm me
notazenin: so we all agree that's a yes?
purelove: maki! don't be mean, he's our underclassmen!
notazenin: shut the fuck up okkotsu
Bearbutinanallyway: maki, be nice to yuuta or he will never come back from canada!
purelove: im in africa
tunaboy: god i miss my boyfriend and his trips to california
purelove: im in africa
notazenin: oh right, hey yuuta how is europe?
purelove: im in africa
t4t (reluctant) + junpei (Gendered).
inlovewithanemoboy: this isn't DMs but ive been using the he-wee
inlovewithanemoboy: it works
inlovewithanemoboy: it's a little awkward but it works
zeninsimper: hmm
zeninsimper: don't you wish i could just give you my dick?
junpei (Gendered): this notification popped up when i showed my mom a tiktok of nutella pancakes
zeninsimper: how's the milf?
inlovewithanemoboy: how'd the pancakes look?
zeninsimper: a food question?? from megumi?? unheard of
inlovewithanemoboy: my period's coming up
inlovewithanemoboy: which means i want to consume
inlovewithanemoboy: and **** itadori
zeninsimper: Gross
zeninsimper: not the period part, the wanting itadori carnally thing
junpei (Gendered): oh thank god
junpei (Gendered): i thought you meant kill
inlovewithanemoboy: only days that end in 'y'
jujutsu tech.
himboboyfriendsimulator: oh, i'm going for a night-out with toudou (apparently, 'girl searching')
himboboyfriendsimulator: sorry if i don't get back in time for curfew, love you and i'll definitely be home by morning
strongestone: ??? DID YOU JUST TELL ON YOURSELF ???
strongesttwo: Alright, Yuuji, we'll see you tomorrow morning! Have a good night!
strongestone: what the FUCK suguru?
strongesttwo: you went out ''girl searching' one night, hooked up with mei, and then came home crying to me about ruining our relationship
strongestone: and?
strongesttwo: we weren't dating yet, 'toru
shadow puppet: what if i kill myself
himboboyfriendsimulator: WHAT
strongestone: OH NO
strongesttwo: MEGUMI???
shadow puppet: oops wrong groupchat
himboboyfriendsimulator: ??? please ??? dm me ???
t4t (reluctant) + junpei (Gendered).
iminlovewithanemoboy: im sure you saw it already
iminlovewithanemoboy: but itadori is going out with toudou
iminlovewithanemoboy: GIRL HUNTING
zeninsimper: don't be dramatic megs
zeninsimper: im sure he won't do anything
zeninsimper: it's OUR yuuji he wouldn't
junpei (Gendered): hey, real quickly, is toudou single? does he like nonbinary people with pessimistic views?
iminlovewithanemoboy: WHAT
zeninsimper: WHAT?