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one day joe and ranmaru went on a trip to america together because they have never been!! they had finally finished being in pennsylvania, but for some reason they wanted to go straight to california!! they called an uber and it turns out he had a flying car!! they got into the flying car and the man’s name was midori… “hello! where do u guys wanna go.” midori smiled at them scarily.
“uhh we wanna go to california :)” joe told him. midori looked back at them again and smiled and started fly driving WHILE NOT PAYING ATTENTION. after a while of him not paying attention to the sky road, they hit a bird and broke the tire, so midori offered to take them in his private jet. “JOE I DONT THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.” ranmaru whisper screamed at joe.
“what this is a great idea!!” they both got on the private jet and it was very very nice!!
joe looked out of the window after a few hours, and realized midori took them THE WRONG WAY. they were in europe. midori had also decided he was tired of flying, so he stopped and CRASHED THE JET. “RANMARU WAKE UP WE ARE CRASHING!!! MISTER WHAT IS HAPPENING WITN THE JET???” midori walked back to see them and he looks at them with his bright blue orbs and says “i got bored!!” then, he walks away like this is a normal thing.
they reached the ground and landed on an oddly large pillow that was conveniently placed and they were fine!! when they got out, midori summoned a clear bugatti, that was so clear IT DIDNT WORK!!! so, he summoned a ford 15 58!! after a while, midori fell asleep and accidentally drove off a cliff, but they landed on a conveniently placed pillow again. “joe, i don’t think this guy is trust worthy.” ranmaru looked at joe really sadly.
“yeah ur right. let’s get ryoko to take his left lung to make sure he knows we are serious.” joe got on his phone and called ryoko. “hey ryoko come to europe we need ur lung taking ability.” seconds later, ryoko showed up and took midoris left lung and gave it to joe. “OH EM GEE!!! thanks ryoko ur the best!” she disappeared.
midori got a toyota negative one billion 500 quadrillion and they all got in it!!! finally, they were GETTING SOMEWHERE!!! when they got to asia,
they needed gas, so they stopped at a gas station. when joe tried to open the gas tank thingy, the car was way too far in the negatives, so it farted out of existence and they all got covered in gasoline.
they walked for a while since they didn’t have a car. “ranmaruuu it’s so HOT OUT HERE.” joe complained.
“i told u this man is crazy and we should’ve just gotten on a plane”
“okay yeah but this is cheaper…” and then a woman named miley was selling tree mobiles!! so they bought one!! joe was so happy, even though ranmaru was kind of mad, and they drove soooo far!!! but then… the tree mobile did a tumble tumble and died… ranmaru was so sad he shed a single tear. they were very tired, so they both took showers in some hotel while midori waited outside for them!
when they got out, midori had a bike… but not just any bike… it was the meat for handlebars, 4 carrots for peddles, a gym, half a seat, and five bike wheels bike… they got on SOMEHOW as midori peddled away. ranmaru was just sobbing because they were not going to get to california anytime soon, they aren’t even in america. “ranmaru, are you okay???” joe was really worried, not because this man was violently peddling and taking them through ASIA. “WHY WOULD I BE. WE ARE IN ASIA. WHY ARE WE HERE.” ranmaru screamed violently. midori looked back at them scary and just smiled at them. that’s it. he didn’t say anything. suddenly, the bike got REALLY smelly and they were being attacked by a bunch of mini albino squirrels and they ate the bike.
when they thoight that all hope had been lost… 12 blades of grass showed up. joe and ranmaru cried tears of joy as the blades of grass drove up to them, twinkling beautifully… midori got on the driver blade, and joe and ranmaru sat on the blades in the back. it was the best vehicle they had traveled on, they couldn’t believe it. they were so shocked that the 12 blades of grass came to help THEM. joe and ranmaru hugged each other while
sobbing happily. the worst thing happened though… they came across a fire, which burned their 12 blades of grass. THEY TRIED EVERYRHING!!! joe tried cpr, ranmaru tried to give it water, joe tried his magic tears (they aren’t magic, he just likes to think they are) but nothing worked. they cried for so long.
while they were sobbing, five hairs came up to them and offered them a ride. they rode on the five hairs backs while midori just stared at them scarily. “are you guys having fun.” he smiled at them. joe and ranmaru just looked at each other, horrified, and then nodded their heads. “i have a question, would you guys like to sign this consent form? it grants any wish you wan-” suddenly, the five hairs collapsed. the hairs had DIED. ranmaru and joe were devastated. they had lost one ride, but another was too much… thankfully, 10,000 atoms had appeared and picked them up. rhey didn’t know where they were anymore, it was very dark. they wouldn’t know if it was bright out, they r in the middle of nowhere and they both have no geographic knowledge.
all of the atoms disappeared, they had places to be that night. so midori took his left lung back, and started driving it. joe and ranmaru were petrified, they didn’t know how this was happening. sadly, it disintegrated due to lung cancer. but then, 5 atoms came back to help, but it slowly started becoming less and less. it went from 5 atoms, to FRACTIONS of atoms… it became WAY TOO SMALL… but then a miracle happened!!! 8,192ndth of one of the blades of grass came back to help them!! it didn’t last very long since it used most of its strength to catch up to them, but then boss baby’s left toe appeared and helped them!!!
midori started driving boss baby’s toe somehow. “joe, this is the worst thing you have ever done. i was willing to excuse the shitty smoothies you sold to people and SCAMMED them because it made you money and you took me on a nice date, but this is horrible. you don’t get to make decisions on vacation anymore.” ranmaru and joe both started crying because they were probably going insane from jet lag or something like that!! eventually, boss baby’s toe disintegrated. (toe cancer.)
then they traveled on a bug that was in ranmarus moms car!! it was a very small bug, it died very quickly. “that bug was hinakos best friend… how am i supposed to tell her this…” joe and ranmaru shed a tear, their dear bug friend was dead… thankfully, they found a tree trunk that midori could drive, but they just climbed inside and rolled down a hill since that’s easier!! they reached the bottom of the hill after ten minutes since it was a very very big hill, and the tree trunk broke. “guys, i have a great idea.” midori said while he got obsidian and a flint and steel from his pocket and built a nether portal. “one block in the nether is 8 in the over world, this will definitely work.” joe and ranmaru were really really confused because they were not in minecraft, but if it worked they were okay. they all went into the portal, and midori got a strider that they all rode on. unfortunately, it died because the nether was made out of water instead of lava so midori just made a new portal and they went back to the normal world.
joe and ranmaru had not slept in over 48 hours, and they were very very tired. midori got 1.5 dollar bill and started driving that. joe and ranmaru both fell asleep. when they woke up, they were somewhere UNBELIEVABLE. “JOE, WAKE UP!!” ranmaru shook joe awake. “is that…” the sun rose up above the house they were at. “ITS GINS HOUSE!!!” they both screamed. they all walked into his house, but something was wrong… it was EVIL gins house. gin PUNCHED midori and knocked him out of existence and then TOOK joes wallet and ate it. “EVIL GIN NO!!! MY MONEY!!! MY SUBWAY GIFT CARD!!!” joe fell to his knees and started sobbing, when evil gin suddenly farted out of existence. “joe come on, we wil find mew-chan, maybe they know where the real gin is.” ranmaru helped joe up and they searched the house.
they only found mew-chan, who offered to take them to california! they also found a map, which told them they were in florida!! they both hopped on mew-chan and they took joe and ranmaru to california… WHICH WAS ACTUALLY NEVADA!!! they stopped to take a break, but they found out mew-chan was actually ALSO evil and just planned to take them to nevada this entire time. “MEW-CHAN… HOW COULD YOU??? WE TRUSTED YOU??” joe cried. before they could respond, WOLVES JUMPED OUT AND DEVOURED EVIL MEW-CHAN. they walked and then found out they were in washington!! “RANMARU, WE R SO CLOSE!!” joe yelled as he held the map. “wait… joe move ur finger” ranmaru moved joes finger out of the way. they were in WASHINGTON DC. “NOOOOOO WE R SO FAR AWAY…” they both sniffled, and then they found a highway. they were going to get a ride, but it has a super speed lane that you can stand on, like in roblox!
after an hour, they reached california. but it was actually australia. they were both so sad, BUT THEN A WOLF SPIDER TOOK THEM ACROSS THE OCEAN BACK TO THE UNITED STATES. there was only one problem, they were in texas. they HATE texas. they both cried a little. then the wolf spider farted so hard it ended up in california, and instead of california california, it was CALIFORNIA NEVADA. the wolf spider has died as a result of farting too hard, so joe and ranmaru hand stood and walked all the way to california texas. “ranmaru, i dokt know if we will ever get to california.” joee was crying so hard. they had only slept for 1 hour in the past 5 days. “it’s okay, joe. i love you so much… we will find an airport and go back home.” they were hugging and then MIDORI CAME BACK. joe and ranmaru looked at him and were very scared. “come on guys, we are going to california.” midori stared at them and his eyes were GLOWING. they were too scared so they just followed him to a beach! “Get On My Back.” midori said, probably threateningly. they did, and he doggy paddled all the way to california.
they never got to california, they actually went to doggington city, which is actually a country, and joe and ranmaru got turned into dogs, because EVERYONE THERE ARE DOGS!! they were really scared and just walked back to pennsylvania since doggington city was right by pennsylvania. they got adopted by a lovely couple who was moving to california!!!!!! they were so happy and ran around in circles.
they went to california, and the dog effect wore off. they snuck out of the house, and the real mew-chan appeared with joes wallet. “oh my gosh… thank you mew-chan…” joe teared up. “joe can we go home, i don’t like america.” ranmaru asked while they walked down the road. “yes.” joe got on his phone and called an uber, that was an actual normal person!! joe and ranmaru went to the closest airport and got a flight back to their town.
when they finally got home, they were so happy. they went back to their houses and saw everyone again, since their trip was extended by an entire month. a week after joe and ranmaru got home, they went on a very fancy date and they KISSED!!!