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"Oh this is such a lovely gift." Sisu mocked under her breath. "You'll see how lovely when..."

Reela noticed Jarek and made a B-line straight for him. Sisu snapped out of her mocking daydream and felt something deep down in her gut that didn't set right with what was happening. She couldn't let this phoney cousin woo her student, right?

Later on, Jarek couldn't help but feel all the tension between the two ladies grow stronger as they went through the festival. Sisu was to the point she couldn't even walk a straight line because of her rage. Reela kept her nose puffed up in the air, not the least bit ashamed of how she was acting.

“You know what? I’m hungry, I think I’m going to head to the food stands” Sisu said quickly, determined to get away from all the bullshit her cousin was full of.

As Sisu sat there, gorging herself on noodles, the muttering and fuming continued.

"Stupid bitch thinks she's better than all us just because she can turn shit to gold."

"Mam, are you okay?" the dragon at the booth asked, having handed her the 20th bowl so far.

"More you dumbass! I need more!" Sisu said, not even aware of what was going on any more. "Then when I'm done, I'll puke it all up on that goody two shoes that thinks she's my cousin!"

The dragon just backed up, hoping the few dishes he had left would satisfy her.

Jarek and Reela showed up as she hollered for another, only for everything afterward to end up being funny, had it not been disgusting.

"Skippy! Come to Mama!" she said, swaying heavily as she tried to walk.

"Oh! What have you gotten into?! This is disgusting! You're no lady! Look at yourself!" Reela said, reeling away from the offensive sight in front of her.

"Oh yeah! Come here you motherfucker! I'll show you we're all equals! Your ass is no better than mine! We both shit, but you think yours doesn't stink!" Sisu shouted, her voice reeking of herbs and spices, as she knocked Reela to the ground.

What followed was too horrific to describe.

Reela was about to be sick herself as she scrambled to get out of the filth Sisu had covered her in and away from the scene, an unbearable stench clinging to her body as everyone ran away from her.

"Happy eating you ugly bitch!" Sisu shouted. "FUCK YOU TOO!! You fat who..."

What followed was one of the loudest burps anybody had ever heard. So loud, it caused Sisu's whole body to shake.

"Ore!"

"Alright. I think that's enough for tonight. Let's get you home." Jarek said, ashamed of the situation he was suddenly thrust into.

"Mommy's gonna feed you good tonight." Sisu said, pulling Jarek's head to her chest.

"Not right now. That can wait till we get home." he answered, desperately hoping to save some of his drunk teacher's dignity.

The walk home was unfortunate. Jarek was offered more views of Sisu's body than he ever thought possible, all while trying to maintain his composure.

"You sure you don't wanna?" she asked, as seductively as a drunken Sisu could. "Nobody has to know. It'll be our little secret."

"Please. No! Not tonight Sisu." Jarek asked, every step feeling like a mile, before finally reaching their destination.

"You... Sleep... Me...." she slowly drawled.

"Not tonight. I'll be back in the morning to make sure you're okay." he replied, laying her in bed.

"One favor." she said. "Kiss."

Jarek couldn't say no, especially to her. Even if she was drunk, she was an absolutely beautiful sight to behold. He placed a kiss on her forehead as she stroked the side of his face before passing out finally.