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begaydocrime has added stilettosbutknives, andrew, njos10, mattybraps, and 4 others to The Fam.
begaydocrime: welcome everyone
andrew: it’s literally 4am
andrew: actually that implies any time would be acceptable for this
kev-iniskev-out: I think it’s a good idea. It’ll help get team messages out more easily and we can talk about Exy more than just during practice.
stilettosbutknives: to rain on your parade, but no one is going to actually do that
kevin kev-iniskev-out: I think you mean “not to rain on your parade”?
stilettosbutknives: i know what i said
njos10: I want to agree with Kevin but saying he’s right about anything gives me physical pain
begaydocrime: sorry kev but this chat was made for one purpose and that is to keep all our bullshit contained in one place
andrew: good luck with that
njos10: I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that’s not gonna work
njos10: But good attempt I guess
begaydocrime: cmon guys where’s your team spirit
andrew: the same place kevin’s exy stick is going to be if he doesn’t shut the fuck up
njos10: Your team spirit is in Kevin’s ass?
andrew: i’m leaving
[andrew has left the chat.]
[begaydocrime has added andrew to the chat.]
begaydocrime: you can run but you can’t hide andruwu :/
stilettosbutknives: that would be more threatening if it didn’t come from someone even Aaron could take down
aaron: i wake up to immediately start getting slandered? on god?
stilettosbutknives: why are you shocked by this
aaron: fuck you allison
stilettosbutknives: sorry i have too much self-respect for that
begaydocrime: fkhklsdhdfksg damn rip aaron can we get an f in the chat
mattybraps: Aaron you’re my bro but I gotta say F
aaron: we’re not bros
mattybraps: One day you’ll appreciate me
aaron: that day is not today
renesbian: I think this was a cute idea Nicky, it’s nice to have us all in one place :)
begaydocrime: !!!!!!! thank you renee, SOMEONE appreciates me
kev-iniskev-out: I literally said it was a good idea, that was literally my first message.
begaydocrime: okay but you suck so it doesn’t count
kev-iniskev-out: Okay first of all rude,
stilettosbutknives: yeah and what’re you gonna do about it kev
stilettosbutknives: ban us from the court? oh no, the horror
andrew: our hearts bleed.
kev-iniskev-out: Andrew, I thought you were leaving.
andrew: neil told me the chance to bully you came up so i came back
kev-iniskev-out: >:(
andrew: and you thought that would make me want to bully you less how?
njos10: He’s just an easy target everything he does is bully-able
kev-iniskev-out: That’s not a word.
njos10: Thank you for completely proving my point
kev-iniskev-out: Whatever. Everyone better be at the gym in 20.
andrew: god forbid we ever be late to anything on queen day’s schedule
aboutdantime: Do I even want to know what happened here?
begaydocrime, kev-iniskev-out, njos10, stilettosbutknives, mattybraps, and 4 others signed off.