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the foxes on this here day in hell

Summary:

andruwu: if you make kevin go away i’ll let you hold my hand
imfine: Sorry kevin what’s Exy
mattybraps: Is everyone seeing this? Is this real? Am I hallucinating?
begaydocrime: FGASKDFGHJKSFLDJA
aaron: gross
stilettosbutknives: shut the fuck up hettie we’re witnessing the origin story of Matt and Nicky’s new religion

Notes:

so uh this is my disaster please enjoy, it's also my first fic i've ever let see the light of day so there's that too

aboutdantime: dan
kev-iniskev-out: kevin
andrew: andrew
mattybraps: matt
aaron: aaron
stilettosbutknives: allison
begaydocrime: nicky
renesbian: renee
njos10: neil

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: chapter 1

Chapter Text

 

begaydocrime has added stilettosbutknives, andrew, njos10, mattybraps, and 4 others to The Fam.

 

begaydocrime: welcome everyone

andrew: it’s literally 4am

andrew: actually that implies any time would be acceptable for this

kev-iniskev-out: I think it’s a good idea. It’ll help get team messages out more easily and we can talk about Exy more than just during practice.

stilettosbutknives: to rain on your parade, but no one is going to actually do that

kevin kev-iniskev-out: I think you mean “not to rain on your parade”?

stilettosbutknives: i know what i said

njos10: I want to agree with Kevin but saying he’s right about anything gives me physical pain

begaydocrime: sorry kev but this chat was made for one purpose and that is to keep all our bullshit contained in one place

andrew: good luck with that

njos10: I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that’s not gonna work

njos10: But good attempt I guess

begaydocrime: cmon guys where’s your team spirit

andrew: the same place kevin’s exy stick is going to be if he doesn’t shut the fuck up

njos10: Your team spirit is in Kevin’s ass?

andrew: i’m leaving

 

[andrew has left the chat.]

[begaydocrime has added andrew to the chat.]

 

begaydocrime: you can run but you can’t hide andruwu :/

stilettosbutknives: that would be more threatening if it didn’t come from someone even Aaron could take down

aaron: i wake up to immediately start getting slandered? on god?

stilettosbutknives: why are you shocked by this

aaron: fuck you allison

stilettosbutknives: sorry i have too much self-respect for that

begaydocrime: fkhklsdhdfksg damn rip aaron can we get an f in the chat

mattybraps: Aaron you’re my bro but I gotta say F

aaron: we’re not bros

mattybraps: One day you’ll appreciate me

aaron: that day is not today

renesbian: I think this was a cute idea Nicky, it’s nice to have us all in one place :)

begaydocrime: !!!!!!! thank you renee, SOMEONE appreciates me

kev-iniskev-out: I literally said it was a good idea, that was literally my first message.

begaydocrime: okay but you suck so it doesn’t count

kev-iniskev-out: Okay first of all rude,

stilettosbutknives: yeah and what’re you gonna do about it kev

stilettosbutknives: ban us from the court? oh no, the horror

andrew: our hearts bleed.

kev-iniskev-out: Andrew, I thought you were leaving.

andrew: neil told me the chance to bully you came up so i came back

kev-iniskev-out: >:(

andrew: and you thought that would make me want to bully you less how?

njos10: He’s just an easy target everything he does is bully-able

kev-iniskev-out: That’s not a word.

njos10: Thank you for completely proving my point

kev-iniskev-out: Whatever. Everyone better be at the gym in 20.

andrew: god forbid we ever be late to anything on queen day’s schedule

aboutdantime: Do I even want to know what happened here?

 

begaydocrime, kev-iniskev-out, njos10, stilettosbutknives, mattybraps, and 4 others signed off.