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Dream: You need to apologize.
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Purpled: No, fuck off. I do want I want bitch.
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Dream, with a tear in his eye: You're doing so good Little bro!
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Ranboo: When life gives you lemons
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Tommy: Say thank you bitch.
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Purpled, not looking up from his game: Squeeze them into people's eyes.
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Tubbo: Don't read them until you're 18?
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Phil: God fucking damn it!
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Tubbo: HEY!
Tubbo, takes out a corn snake he's been keeping in his sleeve: Never swear in front of Gerald
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Techno: Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?
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Phil: Because their hands are too sma-
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Purpled: Because their fucking dead
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Techno: Hey kid, wanna go destroy a government with me?
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George: What are you, 5?
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Sapnap, snorts: Yeah, 5 heads taller than you
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Sapnap: I'm sorry please don't kill me-
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UM WHILE I WAS WRITING MY FRIEND THREATENED ME WITH A DUCK?
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Quackity: if you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier
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Eret: violently practices
Ranboo: violently studies
George: violently sleeps
Dream: violently speedruns
Techno: violently murders people
Phil: violently worries about that previous statement
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Tubbo: Why does everyone hate Eret, he's nice!
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Wilbur: Tubbo, he betrayed and tried to kill us.
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Tubbo, poking Wilbur with a plastic spoon: I tried to kill you do you hate me?
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Wilbur: Thats different Tubbo he-
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Tubbo: d i s c r i m i n A t i O n
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Wilbur: TUBBO HE KILLED US!
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Tubbo crying and poking everyone with a plastic spoon: h e d e s e r v e s l o v e w i l b u r
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Wilbur: Kid I-
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Eret in tears while being poked by Tubbo: Let Him finish
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••{Welcome Ladies,Gents, and my Nonbinary Friends to idots Incorrect Quotes}••
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Bad: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me?
Ant: How did you even get here so fast?
Velvet: Several traffic violations.
Zelk: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Skeppy: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Vurb: That’s not our car.
Spifey: Also Zelk doesn't have a liscense, and he drove.
F1NN, painting his nails: Plus, we hit two people on the way here
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Bad: Favorite horror movie?
Velvet: It
Ant: Saw
Skeppy: Annabelle
Vurb: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics
Mega: The fact I live with all of you is already a horror movie, just real.
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*idots right before Velvet and Ant's wedding*
Bad: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Skeppy: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Vurb: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
F1NN: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Spifey, panicked:Â I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE
Zelk: Hey gu- [Spifey picks him up]
Vurb, holding Mega like a football: LES FUCKING GO!
Spifey, carrying Zelk like a football: FUCKING GET IN THE CAR!
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{Quote by: My friend who threatened me with a duck}
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BadBoyHalo: So if it bites you and you die, it's venomous. If you bite it and YOU die, it's posionous.
Skeppy: What if it bites you and it dies?
BBH: That means you're posionous Skeppy
Mega, in sign language: What if it bites itself, and I die?
BBH: That's voodoo
Zelk: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
BBH: That's correlation, not causation.
Ant: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Vurb: That's kinky
Velvet: Like Antfrost in bed~
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