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Mango to Stress and Redbull

Hey everyone, I need a study buddy tonight. Anyone up for some bio-chem?

Sam Sam the Only Man to Stress and Redbull

Sorry Magnus, I have to get up early tomorrow. 

Also why is my nickname “Sam Sam the Only Man?”

I’m like… one of the only girls on this chat. 

And it doesn’t even rhyme!

Mango to Stress and Redbull

Don’t complain, my name is Mango. 

ALEX FUCKING FIERRO has changed Mango’s name to “Bean”

ALEX FUCKING FIERRO to Stress and Redbull

Sam is one of two girls on this chat right now

he/him pronouns for me

Sam Sam the Only Man to Stress and Redbull

I’m changing my name

Knife lady to Stress and Redbull

no you aren’t

also

Knife lady has changed Bean’s name to “Beantown” 

Knife lady to Stress and Redbull

that’s better

Beantown to Stress and Redbull

Ok, but actually, I need someone to help me pull an all nighter. 

last time I had a big test I tried to study all night alone and ended up falling asleep on my notes. 

I had amino acids tattooed on my face for days. 

ALEX FUCKING FIERRO to Stress and Redbull

Would helping you study actually include, like, HELPING you study? 

Or could we just text you periodically and make sure you don’t fall asleep? 

Beantown to Stress and Redbull

the second one. 

also did you intend that pun? 

ALEX FUCKING FIERRO to Stress and Redbull

No?

Sam Sam the Only Man to Stress and Redbull

I think you did, Alex. 

ALEX FUCKING FIERRO to Stress and Redbull

????????

Wait, I get it

Because of Chemistry 

but yeah, as long as I don’t have to pay attention or anything, I’ll help you stay awake 

Beantown to Stress and Redbull

asdjhflkajdhflakdj thank you

ALEX FUCKING FIERRO to Stress and Redbull

don’t worry about it, I don’t sleep anyways. 

Knife lady has changed ALEX FUCKING FIERRO’s name to “Sleepless Gremlin” 

Sleepless Gremlin has changed their name to ALEX FUCKING FIERRO

Knife lady has changed ALEX FUCKING FIERRO’s name to “Sleepless Gremlin” 

Sleepless Gremlin has changed their name to ALEX FUCKING FIERRO

Knife lady has changed ALEX FUCKING FIERRO’s name to “Sleepless Gremlin” 

Sleepless Gremlin has changed their name to ALEX FUCKING FIERRO

Sam Sam the Only Man to Stress and Redbull

I’m going to bed

ALEX FUCKING FIERRO to Stress and Redbull

so long my brethren

wait that’s plural

good night my breth

Sam Sam the Only Man to Stress and Redbull

good night

Knife lady has changed ALEX FUCKING FIERRO’s name to “Sleepless Gremlin” 

Sleepless Gremlin has changed their name to ALEX FUCKING FIERRO

Knife lady to Stress and Redbull

I’m following Sam’s lead

sweet dreams losers

also talk to each other on a private chat, I don’t want to wake up to 10000 notifications 

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Alex Fierro to Magnus Chase

Alright Maggie, let’s get down to business

Alex Fierro named the chat “study party”

Alex Fierro changed their name to Study Buddy 1

Study Buddy 1 changed Magnus Chase’s name to Study Buddy 2

Study Buddy 2 to study party

Why am I study buddy 2?

Your not even studying

Study Buddy 1 to study party

And you don’t know the difference between your and you’re

clearly I deserve the title of study buddy 1 due to my superior grammar skills. 

Study Buddy 2 to study party

ok, whatever.  

Study Buddy 1 to study party

The fuck is that?

Study Buddy 2 changed their name to Study Buddy 1

Study Buddy 1 changed Study Buddy 1’s name to Study Buddy 2 

Study Buddy 2 to study party

Point taken

Study Buddy 1 to study party

Ok, I actually need to focus, can you message me in like half an hour?

Study Buddy 2 to study party

yeah, no problem 

Study Buddy 1 to study party

Thanks <3

Study Buddy 2 to study party

Wow, keep this chat PG dude 

Study Buddy 1 to study party

????????

Right, I forgot that affection makes you uncomfortable 

Study Buddy 2 to study party

Only affection from you

Study Buddy 1 to study party

?????????????????????????????????????????????

Why?

Is it because I smell? 

Study Buddy 2 to study party

you don’t smell, ya dingus 

and I can’t tell you

Study Buddy 1 to study party

Why?

Study Buddy 2 to study party

Just can’t

Study Buddy 1 to study party

Why?

Study Buddy 2 to study party

j̹̯̗̳͔͛̊̊ͥͮͬu̱̤̖̙̥͋́̽͊s̜͙̲͙͈̙͋t̠͖̯̟͆ ͎̼̖̦̊̓ͧ͊c̞͐ͭ̇ͯ͛͑ͤa͚̞n͖̦̂̃́’̝͕̗͍̜̣̾ͭͥ̆͌͛t͚̰̗͎̬̟̦ͫ

Study Buddy 1 to study party

ok, whatever, weirdo 

*** 

Study Buddy 2 to study party

Are you alive??? 

Study Buddy 1 to study party

no

Study Buddy 2 to study party

ok

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Study Buddy 1 to study party

Alex wtf

it’s been 2 hours

i’ve drunk 2 coffees 

i need you to keep me awake

Study Buddy 2 to study party

What, who’s there?

Study Buddy 1 to study party

omg Alex, it’s magnus 

You do know that I’m not literally dead

Study Buddy 2 to study party

I had a friend named Magnus once. He died in a terrible accident involving two textbooks and a sharpened pencil.

Study Buddy 1 to study party

Quit telling people I’m dead!

Study Buddy 2 to study party

Sometimes I can still hear his voice. 

Study Buddy 2 changed Study Buddy 1’s name to Dead Guy

Dead Guy to Study Party 

Why are you like this?

Study Buddy 2 to study party

Like what?

Dead Guy to Study Party 

*Gestures to conversation we just had*

Study Buddy 2 to study party

Ah, that would be the awesome genes 

Guess it doesn’t run in your family 

Dead Guy to Study Party 

wow are you insulting my mom?

Study Buddy 2 to study party

yes

Dead Guy to Study Party 

not cool dude, my mom is the best

she raised me with her blood sweat and tears 

Study Buddy 2 to study party

hmm, didn’t accomplish much, did it?

Dead Guy to Study Party 

Honestly there are like two things stopping me from straight up murdering you right now 

Study Buddy 2 to study party

What are they?

Dead Guy to Study Party

1. I’m low-key in love with you
2. Sam would be upset

Study Buddy 2 to study party

what?

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Magnus Chase to Samirah Al-Abbas 

EMERGENCEY 

SAM

RED ALERT

RED ALERT

Samirah Al-Abbas to Magnus Chase

im sleeoing

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Study Buddy 2 to study party

Magnus

yo

bro 

dude

where did you go?

it’s past midnight, I’m not staying up this late for you to bail

WE WERE IN THIS TOGETHER BEANTOWN

also you can’t just drop a bomb like that on me and disappear 

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Magnus Chase to Samirah Al-Abbas 

SAM

I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR SLEEP SCHEDULE 

I TOLD ALEX ABOUT MY CRUSH

Samirah Al-Abbas to Magnus Chase

clam down manages 

i gota be up by five 

Magnus Chase to Samirah Al-Abbas 

SAM ALEX WON’T STOP TEXTING ME

Samirah Al-Abbas to Magnus Chase

what did yuo say?

***

Study Buddy 2 to study party

MAGNUS 

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Magnus Chase to Samirah Al-Abbas 

SO WE WERE JOKING AROUND AND ALEX INSULTED ME AND WE HAD LIKE, WITTY BANTER AND THEN I SAID THAT THERE WERE TWO REASONS WHY I DIDN’T KILL HIM AND THEN HE WAS LIKE “WHAT ARE THEY” AND THEN I WAS LIKE “I’M LOW-KEY IN LOVE WITH YOU”

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SAM

HELP

WHAT DO I DO??????????

Samirah Al-Abbas to Magnus Chase

own up to ti

an doont messages me again

im sleoping

***

Study Buddy 2 to study party

Magnus Chase, I’m telling your mother that you left me staring at my phone in the middle of the night with no one to talk to

Dead Guy to Study Party

sorry, I was busy freaking out

Study Buddy 2 to study party

not cool dude

I’ll attribute that text to your brain malfunctioning due to lack of sleep 

How much caffeine have you had?

Dead Guy to Study Party

5

Study Buddy 2 to study party

that’s not… 

ok, whatever 

go back to studying, I’ll text you in an hour.

Dead Guy to Study Party

Ok

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Dead Guy to Study Party

but like

dude

your so fucking attractive 

like wtf

i can’t even

why are we even friends 

Study Buddy 2 to study party

ok, well first off, I know I’m good looking. And you’re not that bad yourself you know

Dead Guy to Study Party

ehhhhhhhhhhh

but like, now that’s it’s in the open we might as well talk about it right.

Study Buddy 2 to study party

I feel like now might not be the best time 

you’re not making the best choices

Dead Guy to Study Party

ok but, when I’m actually awake and making good choices I probably won’t want to talk about it so

Study Buddy 2 to study party

yeah, ok

Dead Guy to Study Party

I like you?

Study Buddy 2 to study party

I know

Dead Guy to Study Party

?????????????????????????????????????????????

have you known for a while or…?

Study Buddy 2 to study party

we made out at TJ’s party last month after you brought me a dead plant

it was a weird night 

but like you never brought it up so i didn’t bring it up either 

Dead Guy to Study Party

HOLY SHIT

ARE YOU FOR REAL?

Study Buddy 2 to study party

yeppppp

Trust me dude, I wouldn’t lie about this. 

Dead Guy to Study Party

That’s why you’re so distant all of the sudden

omg

omg

im so sorry

Study Buddy 2 to study party

you’re gonna fail your test lol

Dead Guy to Study Party

yeah i really am

so um, now that we’re talking about this

Study Buddy 2 to study party

well I mean, I wouldn’t mind making out with you again

preferably when you’re sober 

maybe after dinner and a movie? 

Dead Guy to Study Party

heck yes

Study Buddy 2 to study party

great, er

um

yeah

you should probably go to bed 

Dead Guy to Study Party

Yeah, I’ve pretty much covered all the material 

Dead Guy changed Study Buddy 2’s name to attractive little shit

attractive little shit to Study Party

Thanks, I think.

BUT ACTUALLY GO TO BED

studies show that you’ll fail your upcoming test if you don’t get at least one hour of sleep

Dead Guy to Study Party

well i’m not one to ignore studies 

good night 

attractive little shit to Study Party

goodnight beantown