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Lance Serrano-McClain created The G-Squad. Lance Serrano-McClain added Takashi Shirogane and 17 others to The G-Squad. Lance Serrano-McClain changed their name to lancey-lance.
lancey-lance: what’s up fuckers
Keith Kogane entered the chat.
Keith Kogane changed their name to knife boi.
knife boi: what is this
lancey-lance: what do you think it is
lancey-lance: it’s a group chat
Katie Holt entered the chat.
Katie Holt changed their name to pidgeon.
pidgeon: why lance
pidgeon: this is gonna become memes and shitposts real quick
Hunk Garrett entered the chat.
Hunk Garrett changed their name to sunshine.
sunshine: oh no
pidgeon: that’s what I said
lancey-lance: that’s what she said
Takashi Shirogane entered the chat.
Takashi Shirogane changed their name to Shiro.
Shiro: is this going to end up disappointing me
pidgeon: probably
Nadia Rizavi entered the chat.
Nadia Rizavi changed their name to that pan bitch.
that pan bitch: ooh group chat
that pan bitch: this is like the one us MFEs have excpt nobody ever talks on that one
pidgeon: ohhhh you’re rizavi
sunshine: hey you’re pan too!
lancey-lance: are any of us straight though
sunshine: fair point
James Griffin entered the chat.
James Griffin changed their name to idiot.
idiot: okay why is this a thing
idiot: like who authorized this
lancey-lance: i did
knife boi: fuck off griffin
pidgeon: oooh burn
idiot: why are you like this
Acxa Kogane entered the chat.
Acxa Kogane changed their name to aux cord.
aux cord: oh this is bad
aux cord: lotor made a group chat once
Ezor entered the chat.
Ezor changed their name to rose backwards.
rose backwards: it ended in literal flames
that pan bitch: same honestly
idiot: how is that at all relatable
that pan bitch: cause some of you have never set yourself on fire
lancey-lance: damn rizavi
knife boi: okay she’s cool
Ina Leifsdottir entered the chat.
Ina Leifsdottir changed their name to angel wings.
that pan bitch: aww you used my nickname for you
angel wings: what else would i call myself
lancey-lance: what’s it like to be in love
pidgeon: yeah i wouldn’t know
pidgeon: maybe you two and hunk can clarify?
angel wings: i would give the chemical reactions speech but something tells me you already know that
Ryan Kinkade entered the chat.
Ryan Kinkade changed their name to camera boy.
idiot: hi kinkade
camera boy: hi griffin
pidgeon: i ship it
aux cord: canon
rose backwards: gay
Zethrid entered the chat.
Zethrid changed their name to lemme smash.
lemme smash: you’re one to talk
lemme smash: i heard you and acxa in the training room last night
rose backwards: fuck off
lemme smash: fuck acxa instead
knife boi: ugh i do not need to know about my sister’s sex life
lancey-lance: that’s what i told veronica when she and catherine started dating, but did she listen?
lancey-lance: sisters never listen
pidgeon: hi sisters
sunshine: hi sisters
camera boy: hi sisters
idiot: okay but how do y’all get your eyeliner so flawless
idiot: especially you, shiro
Shiro: pain and tears
lancey-lance: did you just say y’all
camera boy: he did
idiot: i grew up in arizona okay
lancey-lance: so did keith, but he doesn’t say y’all
knife boi: y’all
lancey-lance: oh come on
Princess Allura entered the chat.
Princess Allura changed their name to princess.
princess: is this what you earthlings call texting
princess: it was much more efficient on Altea
Romelle entered the chat.
Romelle changed their name to mechanic lady.
mechanic lady: hi everyone
pidgeon: hi romelle
princess: hi romelle
lancey-lance: hi romelle
knife boi: hi romelle
aux cord: what’s up fuckers
pidgeon: acxa nO
aux cord: you said it was an earth meme
lancey-lance: WAIT THERE ARE SPACE MEMES
aux cord: yes
rose backwards: they mostly have to do with killing your enemies
rose backwards: when acxa and i served under diok someone made a meme of him
rose backwards: he went ballistic
mechanic lady: what’s a meme
lancey-lance: OH MY GOD
pidgeon: oh you poor soul
sunshine: even shay knows what memes are
mechanic lady: i’m joking
pidgeon: you’re still a poor soul
pidgeon: a poor gay soul
mechanic lady: true
Coran Smythe entered the chat.
Coran Smythe changed their name to royal man.
royal man: hello everyone!
pidgeon: …
sunshine: hi coran
sunshine: pidge, say hi
pidgeon: i Will Not
lancey-lance: what did coran ever do to you
Shiro: he “borrowed” her screwdriver
aux cord: and broke it
royal man: sorry
pidgeon: acceptable
Matthew Holt entered the chat.
Matthew Holt changed their name to shitposter.
shitposter: i stole pidge’s wrench
pidgeon: go away
Shiro: oh god
mechanic lady: you are too much like bandor
mechanic lady: he would steal my things
mechanic lady: and then complain when i could not fix his broken things
princess: i am sorry about your brother, romelle.
mechanic lady: it is alright
mechanic lady: he lives on in matt
shitposter: is that a compliment
pidgeon: oooh, burn
shitposter: i guess not
lancey-lance: not again
lancey-lance: hey where did everyone go
knife boi: i’m pretty sure acxa and ezor are adulting
sunshine: are you sure they’re not fucking
knife boi: don’t want to think about it
lemme smash: they’re definitely fucking
knife boi: gOD DAMN IT
pidgeon: where’s your other sister
knife boi: ask her yourself
Soki Kogane entered the chat.
Soki Kogane changed their name to that magic bitch.
pidgeon: what is it with this chat and names like “that-blank-bitch”
that pan bitch: yeah change it
Soki Kogane changed their name to chaos queen.
chaos queen: better?
that pan bitch: yes
angel wings: what the fuck happened while i was out
sunshine: you kiss rizavi with that mouth?
that pan bitch: yes she does
that pan bitch: she also
sunshine: don’t continue that statement
knife boi: please don’t
that pan bitch: fine, keith
knife boi: hey i have a right to my preferences
lancey-lance: wait really
pidgeon: lance you’re literally the last one to know
knife boi: lance i came out at fifteen
knife boi: i fucked rolo for god’s sake
chaos queen: plus why in the name of god would any ogane be straight
sunshine: “ogane”?
chaos queen: i’m including shiro
lancey-lance: ohmygod keith