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The rapper's hands fist the fabric of Myung-gi’s jersey, yanking him up and pinning him against the wall with ease. “Not so chatty now, are you?” He sneers, the corners of his mouth turned up in a twisted smile. “What happened to all that mouth you had before, huh? Blabbing like you knew everything, pissing me the fuck off.”
When Myung-gi doesn't respond, Thanos' hand from behind yanks his unzipped sports jacket off, exposing the white, numbered t-shirt beneath it to the open air. It's cold. He shivers. ”After you scammed me, I thought I was never gonna have to look at your face again.” Thanos slides his tongue across his lower lip, eyes livid. ”Swore on my life I'd do unimaginable things if I ever found you, bro.”
I hate Myung-gi so much that I'm sending my two lovely dogs (Su-bong and Nam-gyu) after him to turn him from a Crypto Bro into a Crypto Hoe. Basically they play a custom special game that I made up (hide n' seek). Myung-gi hides in the same place as Thanos & Nam-gyu, gets touched and feminized misogynistically, and LIKES it. ;)
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jimmy gets pissy with wrong fucking cashier by xueyiqao
Fandoms: Mouthwashing (Video Game)
11 Dec 2024
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Jimmy hates retail workers fuck him bro.
Written as a gift to a friend (Zach)
At like three in the morning, Jimmy goes to the bodega on the corner, planning to assault the cute little blonde girl he saw working there. Instead, he finds a big strong 6'9, 300+lb man working her shift. He tries to steal some cigarettes, gets caught, held down, and bred against the soft drink machine.
TLDR; pathetic sweaty little 'straight' guy gets a fat cock in his ass and likes it
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Parasitism
par·a·sit·ism
/ˈperəsəˌtiz(ə)m,ˈperəˌsīˌtiz(ə)m/
noun
1. the practice of habitual reliance on or exploitation of another while giving little or nothing in return
Also see: NarcissismYou and Jimmy hate each other. You just wanna get your fucking hands on him and break him. Make him cry. Make him bleed. Somehow your cock ends up down his throat in the process, blood pouring from the nose that you broke. Swallowing around a mouthful of cum, he insists he's 'not a fucking faggot'... and yet, he whines like a girl when you take a fistful of that oily brown hair and yank.
TLDR; If none of the other men on the ship will teach Jimmy how to fucking behave, then you'll do it.
Pre-crash AU without any of the 'accidents'. Reader is a cisgender male with he/him pronouns. Jimmy is mentally ill. ENJOY JIMMY WORLD!!!
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Drunk misogynistic asshole begs not to get creampied. What happens next will shock you!
「Eyes locked, you and your senior officer are now merely inches apart, your muscles coiled like spring-stretched taut ropes just waiting to snap. ”Me too, man— but lucky for you, I don't hit girls.”
A sudden laugh bursts forth, mirthless, harsh—so much unlike the 'Jimmy' he shows everyone else. He gnashes his teeth, veins straining in his neck as he glares up at you. ”I ain't no fucking girl.”
"Want me to make you one?” 」
TLDR; We rape the rapist before he can get his hands on our poor, sweet Anya— unknowingly saving everyone on the Tulpar from certain death. You're welcome.
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Takes place AFTER the portal incident.
An alien moth sneaks into Ford's makeshift laboratory through an open window and makes him a mama. The title says it all, really.
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- Part 4 of evil egg fics
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a folder with all of my egg-based fics
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