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    Your name is Karkat Vantas. You've got a vigilante team of freaks and weirdos to run, and a city to protect, and a long-dead crab-god under your skin, and a ring on a chain around your neck, and an axe to grind with Alternia City's most infamous gang.
    You're going to hunt the Scratch down, come hell or high water, and make them pay. And whoever their new pet murderer is, he's not going to stop you.

    Language:
    English
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    28,261
    Chapters:
    2/17
    Comments:
    78
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    23
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    542
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    When Karkat brushes death, the Carnival is waiting.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    400
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    70
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    Dirk Strider is a frazzled detective working on Skaia to catch a notorious criminal mastermind, Jake English. English is notorious for his mastery of disguises and his paradoxically philanthropic pursuits. When Dirk thinks he uncovers English's next big plot to destroy the city, he soon learns that there's more to the scheme-- and to English-- than he thought.

    Language:
    English
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    7,551
    Chapters:
    5/16
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    240
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    They had beaten the game, and the three beta kids were faced with a door. a wooden one. Reaching out, Dave opened it, to a green lit room.
    "Ah yes, welcome. Come on in."
    A familiar voice rang out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    915
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
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    70
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    The monsters that haunt these worlds.

    Their planets, in one world -- this boarded-up church, in another.

    Language:
    English
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    2,307
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    91
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    Dave and Aroadia sell drugs to ghosts, you won't believe what happens next

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    401
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    50
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    Dix ans après le début de leur aventure, les héros profitent d'une retraite bien méritée sur la Terre C.
    Mais John a encore un dernier choix à faire.
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    La suite officielle de Homestuck, d'une véracité canonique douteuse, traduite par moi (braveAbacus). 🔞 La lecture est déconseillée aux moins de 18 ans.

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    Français
    Words:
    1,360
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    39
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    After centuries and many lives, the 16 tribes of Homestuck finally defeated the creepypasta curse, Lord English but how and what happens once the villain is defeated? Well, readers come and read to see.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    954
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    25
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    Your name is Amanda Winston and you are a massive fucking middle finger to every single rule set by Paradox Space: You use fighter jets as your Strife Specibus, You are the winner of a dead sburb session but worst of all, you want a happy ending for everyone involved in this dust-forsaken story known as Homestuck. Normally, your wild shenanigans should've promptly resulted in you and everyone around you being banished into a Doomed Timeline all while the Alpha timeline continues as it does. But here's the catch: you are still here, you are Lord English's number one nemesis, and you are more than willing to break this cruel reality into microscopic pieces and tear the narrative inside out to accomplish your goals.

    Canon be damned, everybody's gonna get out of this cursed game alive and happy, you'll make sure of that.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    53,270
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1,143
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    A character study fic of Lil Hal from the hit webcomic Homestuck. Mostly canon compliant until like the very end. That there is my wishful thinking for post-sburb. I've never written for Homestuck before so please bear with me. I also haven't read Homestuck Beyond Canon or the Epilogues yet, so this is all based on the comic itself and my own hopes for afterward.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,015
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    55
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    “I would like to learn how to speak through dreams, myself,” Bronya told Feferi, holding her little brother’s hand.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,430
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    44
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    Peep the title, that's all you really need to know.

    But, if you want to know more, then just know it's also a writing exercise and an excuse to write dumb crossovers. Said crossovers will be added and discarded as the muse dictates. I also refuse to describe this as crack. Something Stupid only refers to the departure of my adherence to my usual strict writing habits. Everything will be done and posted, first draft style, and any course corrections will be done by the seat of my pants. Hence, Something Stupid.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,281
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    3,727
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    Some faith, of course, is demanding. It demands bones and soul and gills and all.

    A prophet seeks Feferi's aid.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,076
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    108
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    Some members of Gamzee's church on Earth C claim they receive signs from him, even once he's gone. Karkat doubts it.

    Still, he can't be sure, can he?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,016
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    144
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    A decade ago, the sidekicks Coolkid and Kiddo Eclipse were the two most promising up and coming heroes. Both powerful in their own right, together they made an unstoppable duo…

    Then Coolkid died, leaving Kiddo Eclipse to shoulder the burden of both their legacies.

    Ten years later, Jade Harley (now going by Lady Eclipse) is about to prove herself worthy for the Skaian League - the international team of heroes. All she needs to do is take out the notorious gang of criminals known as the Felt.

    (Ten years later, Dave Strider is just trying to move on and live his life.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    59,809
    Chapters:
    13/20
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1,803
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    “i saw him once tho
    just a glimpse in a dark hallway
    it was kinda like seeing a blurry purple bigfoot…”
    - Dave Strider, on Page 5937 of Homestuck

    Dave and Karkat go on a cryptid-hunting trip.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,060
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    218
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    Do you feel like post-canon Homestuck sucks? Not as good as the real canon? Yeah, same. Which is why I'm writing THIS.

    My own remake of post-canon, but WORSE!
    (I'm not lying about that, or maybe I am, It's a matter of perspective)

    This is (2̶5̶) 24 chapters of continual degradation of story and character as a metaphor for how the Epilogues and Homestuck^2 are fucking terrible and ruined everything. And don't take that lightly, trust me, there's a LOT I cut out of this story (and just LOOK at the warnings, jeez...) so that it isn't too fucked up. Enjoy your stay :)

    Oh yeah, you also might wanna read my other works to get a sense of what the fuck is happening, don't worry, there are only short 16 stories you'll need to catch up on ;))

    The title is a reference none of you will get.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    42,078
    Chapters:
    24/24
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    3,203
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    Gamzee is a priest, led by his god in his sleep. Karkat reckons with this.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    904
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    94
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    A long time ago there were two kingdoms, Prospit and Derse. For a millennia, these kingdoms used to live together in peace. Until one day an unknown tragedy befell the royal families of both kingdom, locking them into a war that would last for hundreds of years.

    Hundreds of years later as the war finally breaks out of its stalemate in favor for the kingdom of Derse, four families scattered across the two kingdoms find themselves connected by a fate that none of them can comprehend, as the war between the two kingdoms become more complicated then any of them could ever imagine.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,504
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    50
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    dave strider wus a loner single anime kid........... until karate vantass (the jock) gave him daily beatins

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,937
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    900

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