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John's friend and roommate, Kanaya, takes him to see her girlfriend's band. Leaving John alone for a while in the venue this guy starts pestering him at the bar.
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ummm. dave strider😢😢😢😢 idfk man i wrote this on christmas night because i couldnt sleep
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or, "Subtitle: Just So You Know, It's A Story About Christmas"
With a pending divorce hanging over his head, Jake travels from the city to visit his family in the country for the Christmas holiday, during which he encounters the new ranch hand, Dirk. Will Jake be charmed by this flannel-wearing man who moved to his hometown while he was away? Will they manage to overcome several ridiculous miscommunications that could have been solved with a simple question, and fall in love just in time to kiss under the mistletoe?
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Dirk and Dave Strider had their lives uprooted suddenly when their little family unit with their older brother was targeted by the patriarch of the Harley demon hunters. Though both had hidden and run, they always felt that overlying shadow of the hunters tracking them down. It forced Dirk to take on the role of guardian to Dave, getting them a new home, putting Dave in a human like he wanted. And though they managed to carve out their own little life, Dirk can't feel safe while Harley senior is still alive, probably teaching his grandchildren and whoever else about the two demons they still needed to send to hell. That is, until Dirk meets a demon hunter reject of theirs that just might be his in.
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John Egbert and his tapeworm by STRAWBERRYMUNCHER_12, Usu_21
Fandoms: Original Work, Homestuck
22 Dec 2024
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John gets a tapeworm on a random day, but instead of getting rid of it he catches some… feelings.
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the aftermath of john safewording [happy]
how do you title fics yall PLEASE
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pull my shirt on, walk out the door, drag my feet across the floor. ; vamp weekend by c_ampura
Fandoms: Homestuck
17 Dec 2024
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your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you’re finishing your JUNIOR YEAR of high school.
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Dave lovingly admires his boyfriend while he sleeps
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In this alternate universe, when a zombie apocalypse begins the gang find themselves escaping to the woods in order to survive the rampaging chaos. Only managing to save half their usual group the remaining few strive to survive alone in the middle of nowhere.
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Crossposted from Fanfiction.net, orignally posted 5-20-2012.
In which John tries to annoy Dave and Dave is a big Math geek.
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Knife and suitcase fic (Ft. Other media I like) by TheRealGalaxy
Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series), Homestuck, Persona 5
13 Dec 2024
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Oh my gawd knife and suitcase are dating AND WAIT MULTIPLE DIFFERENT UNIVERSES ARE HERE crazy Ik. Made this as a joke at first but now this is more of an serious project 😭❗ anyways enjoy
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You can't tell if you want to die or not.
You can't tell if you should die or not.
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Your name is John Egbert and your life sucks. You are bullied every single day you go to school.
And then the koolest kid you've ever met shows up.
You also think you think you wanna die.
or or ;;
Malice/John's totally original definitely not overused pepsicola trope (/s) vent fic !!!!!! Inspired by the song "dogdog" by Abu-Se-Ken !!!!!!!!!!!!! Very good song, I loop it while writing this !! Once again, I know this is an overused trope but uuuhhhh funny homestuck vent fic khehehhehe
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John and Dave watch porn together and they’re totally not gay by pippyip
Fandoms: Homestuck
10 Dec 2024
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what the title says
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You're a thirteen year old who's been given nigh unlimited time powers. Of course you're going to use them to try and get your crush to like you back.
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Your name is DAVE STRIDER, and you are the NEW KID ON THE BLOCK. By that you of course mean that you live in THE EXACT SAME PLACE YOU DID BEFORE, but are now enrolled in a NEW SCHOOL which lies FIFTEEN MINUTES in the OPPOSITE DIRECTION. You are SIXTEEN YEARS OLD, which means nothing except that you are the perfect age for OVER-THE-TOP TEEN DRAMA.
OR, Dave Strider's step by step guide to making friends as the loneliest asshole in New York. Wait, what?
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Teach me love, I know I'm not a hopeless case by Astro_0813, ghastlyGimmick
Fandoms: Homestuck
08 Dec 2024
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Dave Strider was left at the altar by the woman he'd expected to spend the rest of his life with. How does he go on? Will he find love again? What's the deal with the grumpy server (and why does Dave think he's kind of hot)? And what does John have to do with anything?
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You're name is John Egbert and you fucked up big time.
He invited you over and asked you the Question-About-Romance. And, yeah sure, you were kinda isolated. The others don’t talk to you too much anymore which sucks but- so what right? But geez he looked so… So worried for you. You knew you were lonely as of late, but you didn't think it would be a big deal! Especially not to Dad. With a sore heart, you told him you were, in fact, dating someone. And that his son was not a lonely bum with no friends and no love life. Not that having no partner is a bad thing- you’ve just never expressed that you didn't want one before; So immediately because of that same talk decades ago, he assumed it to be a boy.
Yeah. Not good.
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John and Dave have to fake hold hands to fool his Dad. This isn't gonna end well... or maybe it might?
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Crow Feathers like Snowfall by TheBreadLoaf
Fandoms: Homestuck, House of Leaves - Mark Z. Danielewski
02 Dec 2024
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The current living situation within the Strider house is untenable.
Dave and Dirk Strider have a plan to move out without their older brothers knowledge, that plan is mostly looking at places online and weighing their options.
That is until Dave's best friend and one of his partners, John Egbert, finds an absolute steal of a place on the market, the group jump at the chance to have a place of their own.
If only they knew just how big of a House they were actually buying.
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Dave Strider is a guy who works with cars. He fixes them and occasionally works as a stuntman for movies. At night, he’s a getaway driver. The special secret to that job? Time. Every time he helps someone escape, he'll only do it in a certain time frame - it works in his favour. Other than that, Dave doesn’t talk much or do social stuff. But everything is about to change when he meets John Egbert and his little kid Casey.
Or: Dave Strider is Ryan Gosling in Drive (2011).
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The first fourteen chapters of this fanfiction were written when I was a teenager and can be summed up as follows:
John is a pizza man. Dave lives with his bro. Shenanigans and a gay singularity ensue.Literally feel free to skip to chapter 15 if you want to avoid my hormonal teenage ramblings (in favor of my hormonal young adult ramblings).
The rest of this fanfiction is being written now that I have some life experience and a writing degree under my belt. It can be summed up as follows:
John and Dave and Karkat and Rose and Kanaya all live within a few blocks of each other and everyone's being an insufferable young adult and the gay singularity is still coming and there will be blood. Not really, there's just going to be a fair bit of light hearted angst and some indiscriminate kissing. Stay tuned.