Margarita quotes

Is that vodka?" Margarita asked weakly. The cat jumped up in his seat with indignation. "I beg pardon, my queen," he rasped, "Would I ever allow myself to offer vodka to a lady? This is pure alcohol!

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Tequila has a unique way of making any moment more memorable. From wild nights to casual gatherings, it’s inspired some of the funniest and most clever quotes and memes around. In this article, we've gathered the best tequila-themed humor to give you a good laugh, whether you're a fan of margaritas or sipping it neat. Get ready to enjoy a collection of witty, relatable tequila quotes and memes that perfectly capture the spirit of this bold drink! #tequila