Snap Snap!
@nitpickrider O_O
I think Jimmy is a bad influence
Lois: “Would you still love me if I was a scorpion?”
Clark: “I’m not a furry, ……but-”
"THIS IS ME NOW"
The Finger Fucking Female Fury
@thefingerfuckingfemalefury
A magical half unicorn bisexual blogs, rants, rambles and reviews about comics, cartoons and anything shiny that catches her attention "a smol gay gremlin that has her grubby little mitts all over the gay and silly side of Tumblr" - Brooke :D
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The even hand of democracy
Annihilus: IF ELECTED PRESIDENT
MY FIRST ACT WILL BE TO KILL YOU ALL
AND BURN YOUR PLANET TO CINDERS
Fox News: ANNIHILUS ELECTED IN LANDSLIDE VICTORY
To be fair, Annhilus RULES the Negative Zone so it was probably gonna be a rigged election anyway.
And yet, still better than the electoral college....
Kara calls her horse boyfriend
O_O
AND THATS TERRIBLE
Kara when Jimmy, Steph, Barbara, and Lena aren’t available
He rides across the nation
THE THOROUGHBRED OF SIN
He got the invitation Kara just sent in....
Thus always to Nazis.
Captain America #0
"You wanna be like Hitler?
THEN FUCKIN DIE, BITCH"
The Captain America content we need <3
Okay, that is offically the best line Captain America has ever said.
"You admire Hitler? Go meet him!"
Boomerang: SEND HIS SOUL DOWN UNDER!
TO HELL, I MEAN!
NOT AUSTRALIA, WHERE I'M FROM!
People forget that Apocalypse's appearance is (at least when the writers/artists remember) a shell
X-Men #97
..............
I can see why they stick with the shell ._.
Okay first off, I think Arnie can sum this up better than me.
Second how is this the second time this week I've been able to make a reference to Pretender Transformers from reblogging your posts Sammie?!
Lastly, just.... ewwwww he looks gross and disgusting. He looks like Palpatine if he got left out in the sun for like a week to rot and go mouldy. I can see why most creators just... ignore this.
This is Anakin's pal, Friendpatine, that Obi Wan warned him to be wary of O_O
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People forget that Apocalypse's appearance is (at least when the writers/artists remember) a shell
X-Men #97
..............
I can see why they stick with the shell ._.
The Cryptkeeper: ... brother?
O_O
I can't unsee it now
"Sorry, I can't cure this disease" "You've legit restarted the universe, smacked God, and spanked the Devils bottom, but that's your line?"
I mean according to One More Day he can't even heal a gunshot wound XD
According to One More Day, Strange showed Spidey that nobody in the Marvel Universe could save Aunt May from a gunshot wound. Aside from this being the stupidest thing ever when several beings in easy web swinging distance have the ability to alter reality, I just refuse to believe that Squirrel Girl couldn't save Aunt May.
Spidey: Okay, Mephisto, Mary Jane and I have decided-
Squirrel Girl: *bursts in* WAIT! Don't sell your marriage to a demon! There are several mutants with the power to heal, like Healer from the Morlocks. Plus, I talked to Death and she promised to return May Parker to life if she dies in any way for the next year!
Death: I am eternally grateful to Doreen. When she defeated Thanos, he took much time to recover and regain his arrogance and pride. It the longest he has gone without bothering me since we met.
Squirrel Girl: I could beat him up again if that would help.
Death: *big smile* MAY PARKER MAY LIVE ANOTHER CENTURY FOR EACH DAY THANOS DOES NOT BOTHER ME!
Peter: Oh thank God
I was about to make a terrible mistake that would have haunted me for years
Gwenpool: NOT TO MENTION YOUR FANDOM
Peter: What was that?
Gwenpool: Nothing >.>
“They call it ‘Know Your Rights.’ I call it ‘How to escape arrest,’” whined Tom Homan.
They expected undocumented people to be what they've said they are: scared and uneducated. They never considered that many of them are VERY aware of their rights.
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"I call it "How to escape arrest"
Yep, sounds good to me
That's the kind of knowledge I want everyone to have
#FuckThePolice #ACAB
FWIW, the Dallas police at least are refusing to cooperate with ICE.
No one should coopperate with ICE, for any reason, anywhere, at any time
Because ICE are worthless oxygen thieving fucking pestilence upon the earth
The even hand of democracy
Annihilus: IF ELECTED PRESIDENT
MY FIRST ACT WILL BE TO KILL YOU ALL
AND BURN YOUR PLANET TO CINDERS
Fox News: ANNIHILUS ELECTED IN LANDSLIDE VICTORY
I love when people get my references :D
Hella neat :D
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Alex is so proud
Awwwwwwwwwwww
Kara calls her horse boyfriend
O_O
AND THATS TERRIBLE
Snap Snap!
@nitpickrider O_O
I think Jimmy is a bad influence
The even hand of democracy
Annihilus: IF ELECTED PRESIDENT
MY FIRST ACT WILL BE TO KILL YOU ALL
AND BURN YOUR PLANET TO CINDERS
Fox News: ANNIHILUS ELECTED IN LANDSLIDE VICTORY
"Sorry, I can't cure this disease" "You've legit restarted the universe, smacked God, and spanked the Devils bottom, but that's your line?"
I mean according to One More Day he can't even heal a gunshot wound XD
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People forget that Apocalypse's appearance is (at least when the writers/artists remember) a shell
X-Men #97
..............
I can see why they stick with the shell ._.
“They call it ‘Know Your Rights.’ I call it ‘How to escape arrest,’” whined Tom Homan.
They expected undocumented people to be what they've said they are: scared and uneducated. They never considered that many of them are VERY aware of their rights.
Spread resources to help
Regardless of your immigration status, you have guaranteed rights under the Constitution. Learn more here about your rights as an immigrant,
"I call it "How to escape arrest"
Yep, sounds good to me
That's the kind of knowledge I want everyone to have
#FuckThePolice #ACAB