Go into the castle! Let all my troubles float away

the village had no idea

the woman they had exiled was marching towards the village and they had no idea. they thought theyd never see her face again. but she dragged her long penis through 1000 miles of sand leaving a long trench in the desert that people in the future would use for navigation, and she made her way back to the village

Whenever a trans person tells me they're straight I get so sad. There's such a magical world out there, so much fun to be had, be gay.

just fought some cunt, called himself "the rainbow goblin". he goes "im like if the green goblin was a poofta"

did have to bash the cunt but it was cause he blew up the sydney harbour bridge not cause hes gay

im bisexual

My sister and I have the same birthday and it’s cool because people will be like, “Oh, are you twins?” And I get to say, “No! I ruined a five year old’s birthday.”

There’s a VHS tape out there somewhere of her holding me after I was born. She moves the blanket and asks, “Babies are born naked?”

posts that remind you that the world is far larger and deeper than you could ever imagine

posts that remind you that the world is far larger and deeper than you could ever imagine

also most considerate

Fuck it. Buying a big dog bed for Enhanced Floor Time.

@carrotsareaces

i wish i could join discord servers and be talkative but alas every time i'm put in one i feel like a frightened captive animal being released into the wild for the first time and i instantly shove it in a folder never to be seen again outside of a random ping every few months