sometimes a family isn't a mom, dad, and kid. sometimes it's a tattoo artist with poor business management skills named hyde, hyde's emotionally stunted boyfriend who had his tattoo license revoked on ink master, their overeager turbotax accountant, david who is the most realistically portrayed bisexual fuckboy ever (played by king of acting zac oyama), david's very recent ex-boyfriend shawn, david's current situationship shawndra who's got perfect wrists, shawndra's brother quortney who's just sort of there for the ride, and a 19 year old trust fund kid with daddy issues