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thinking abt a zombie au where simon meets nurse!reader who gets mad at the task force for killing infected. they all think she's fucking crazy but she's not only been locked up in a hospital with no living to talk to since the beginning but she's immune and doesn't know the bites turn people. she's been treating several infected like sick patients the whole time thinking they just need treatement
I think mumbo skizz and grian teaming up is the most hillarious thing ever because you have mumbo "most unloyal and suspicious of everyone" jumbo, skizzle "most loyal person ever" man and grian "known as really unloyal but unironically one of the most loyal" minecraft.
Like i can just see the chaos this is going to cause. I love it
warnings: divorced art, mentions of a failed marriage, lily lowkey being cupid, alcohol use, small timeskips, set in 2019, minor swearing, small age gap (r is 24, art is 31), forced proximity?, tension, making out, slight height difference (not specified), written kinda weird i dunno how to explain it, unironic use of the word āgirlbossā, not proofread
word count: 4.3k
a/n: be a freak in the club !!! ty chappell roan for the inspo xxx also please donāt flame me for this guys. iāve never written a full fic for a man b4, had to google some words, had to pull out my pinterest board titled āwriting stuffā for this one, my longest fic ever!!! letās clap xx
disclaimer: i am a minor, if what i write makes you uncomfortable knowing that iām a minor dni!!! donāt complain to me because i can do what i want okay thank you bye x
The time on your phone read 8:27P.M. You sat backstage, fixing up your makeup and warming up your voice for the show you were about to start. All you could hear from the crowd behind the curtain was screams and chatter.
Your manager came up to you at your vanity, he cleared his throat before he spoke, āOn in two minutes.ā You looked back at him and gave him a nod as you stood up, flattening your short leather skirt and most beautifully designed corset.
Your manager came back to you, microphone in hand and gave it to you, āYou got it, youāll be great.ā He gave you a wink and you nodded, walking onto the stage.
As you stepped out onto the stage you put on your persona, that bubbly, energetic singer that all of your fans knew and loved. You waved to the huge crowd of people and spoke into the microphone loudly, āHow are we doing tonight?!ā
All around you, you heard cheers and screams which made you smile. You waited a minute for the cheers to die down before you spoke again, āyāknow, thatās real good to hear. Itās my first show here, did you know that?ā you asked the crowd. You heard replies of āno!ā and āreally?!ā You nodded, a cheeky grin on your face, āI know, I know. But, thatās a good thing. Iāve got a real special show prepared for yāall tonight,ā you announced to the crowd, pacing around the stage slowly.
Cheers instantly filled your ears, fans excited to see what you had to show them. One fan in particular, a tall man with blonde hair caught your eye. He was smiling down at someone shorter, maybe his daughter, and pointed at the stage, telling her what was happening. You nodded to yourself, āalright! Well, I can tell you all weāre gonna start with a banger. Not that Iām biased or anything..ā you mumbled into the microphone which caused the venue to erupt in laughter. As your band was already on stage, the instrumental to a popular song of yours began playing and you smiled, āI hope yāall know this one. Iād be embarrassed if you didnāt,ā you winked just before you counted yourself into the song.
2 HOURS LATER
āYou guys were such an amazing crowd, Iām so glad this was my first show here! Yāall really didnāt hold back on that last song,ā you chuckled as you spoke to the crowd. You reached for your bottle of water and sipped from it, rubbing your neck, āhey! I may or may not be doing merch signing at the back exit..ā you whispered into the microphone, wiggling your eyebrows, ābe there!ā Now, that wasnāt entirely true. Sure, you wanted to do a signing after your show but was it planned? No.. But, in your defence you wanted to see if that blonde guy would come to the back, exchange numbers maybeā¦ Huh? Who are you kidding, he probably has a wife! Whoās also probably waiting for them at home, it is pretty late. You checked your watch; 10:38P.M. Probably way past their daughters bed time, too. Gosh.
You waved goodbye to the crowd, blowing kisses. As soon as you got backstage you tried to find your manager. Where was he? Right. Where he always is, the bar backstage. Better not talk to him while he was drunk, so you told your assistant manger instead. Sweet girl, unfortunate sheās a lower rank than that asshole of a man. āHey, love. Um, I know we have to get going back to the hotel soon, but I told the crowd I was signing stuff at the back exit. Can you cover for me if Sam asks?ā
Your assistant manager nodded, writing what you said down on her clipboard, āgot it. Why canāt you talk to him yourself, though? Just wondering, itās not an attack on you,ā she asked with a chuckle. You sighed, looking down at your feet, āHeās in the bar. Heās probably drunk. I donāt wanna have to deal with him right now.ā Your assistant manager nodded, clapping you on the back, ānot a problem. Iāll go talk to him,ā and with that, she left you. All you had to do now was say hi to a few people, sign some things and be on your way.
You made your way to the back exit of the venue, weaving in and out through wires and auxiliaries. Pushing the fire exit open, you were met with tens of smiling faces, pens at the ready. Oh, alright. Tonightās gonna be a long night. Squeals could probably be heard from states away as you made eye contact with a few fans. āOh, my God! Can you sign this for me please?!ā Pens and paper were pushed into your face, barely getting any room to breathe. A security guard would be nice right about now, you thought.
You took a deep breath before you spoke, almost shouting, āsorry, if you would like me to sign something or take a photo, please be patient. Thereās a lot of yāall, and one of me. Imma take my time with all of yāall, make it special. Is that alright?ā
You were met with nods and replies of āyes!ā, āsorry!ā and āalright!ā You sighed in relief, āOkay, good. If you want, you can form a line.ā Fans struggled against each other, pushing and shoving to be first in line. Surprisingly, a small teenage girl made it first in line, despite the shoving. You smiled brightly at her, making casual conversation, āhi, whatās your name?ā She replied in a whisper, āitās Julianne.ā You nodded, humming, āthatās a beautiful name. Do you want to take a photo or do you want me to sign something for you?ā Julianne nodded, her hands quickly going to her pockets for her phone. āCan we take a picture?ā she asked kindly and you replied, āof course we can, sweetie,ā with a chuckle.
She opened up the camera app and readied herself for the photo, posing casually. You followed her lead, a peace sign on your fingers as you winked at the camera. As soon as the picture was taken she quickly turned back to you, hugging you. āOh!ā you almost yelped, obviously not expecting the sudden embrace, but hugged her back anyway. āIt was great to meet you,ā you whispered to her before she waved goodbye and left.
45 MINUTES LATER
After making your way through almost every fan, you were left standing with two people. A little girl and her father, the tall blonde man who had caught your eye. You smiled at the pair, ālast two, huh?ā you chuckled. āAnything to sign?ā The man nodded, āsheās a little shy,ā he gestured to his daughter, āsheās always talking about you at home,ā he added with a chuckle. āAnyway, could you sign this?ā he asked, grabbing what looked like a CD case out of a backpack slung over his daughters shoulder. He handed you the case, ādonāt ask.ā
You looked down at the case in your hands and your eyes brightened, āSpiderverse? I like that movie too,ā you said to the little girl. You pulled out the Sharpie from your hair, conveniently hidden away, and pressed it to the case. Fuck. Itās wasted. Your face dropped in embarrassment, āIām so sorry,ā you chuckled lightheartedly, āmy penās wasted. Have either of yāall got one?ā
The man sighed heavily, āIāve got one in the car. Iāll go get it, Iāll be right back, sweetie,ā he told his daughter before he jogged away to his car. You looked down at the girl, āwhatās your name?ā you asked curiously, she looked up at you, her big brown eyes shining, āLily.ā You nodded, āthatās a beautiful name, Lily. What about your dad, do you know his name?ā Lily nodded, āmhm. His name is Art.ā You chuckled, not expecting such a name. āWow, cool name, huh?ā
Art returned, pen in his hand. āHere you go,ā he smiled, handing the pen to you. You took it, popped off the cap and quickly signed the case. Lily took the case from your hands, a great big smile on her face, āthank you!ā Art smiled down at her, and then at you, āthank you so much,ā he said, taking the pen from you. āHey, just out of curiosity, what hotel are you staying at tonight?ā Art asked you, taking his daughterās hand in his, āwe could give you a ride. If weāre lucky enough, we might be staying in the same place.ā You thought to yourself, do I let this hot man I donāt know bring me back to my hotel, leaving my team completely unaware as to where I am or do I decline and leave with my team? Tricky question.. You shrugged, āIām staying at the Black Bird Plaza, do you know it?ā Arts face lit up and he chuckled, āyeah, I do. Weāre staying there as well.ā
Your eyes widened slightly, āoh, wow. Yāall are lucky, huh?ā Art nodded, a smirk on his face, ādo you wanna get a drink at the bar?ā Never one to say no to a drink, you nodded. āGreat! Guess Iāll be your chauffeur for tonight,ā he added.
āCāmon,ā he said finally as he began walking to his car and you followed. āAre yāall from around here? I assume not.ā Art shook his head, āno, weāre not from here. A few states over. Lily saw you werenāt coming to our city, so we traveled.ā You chuckled, respecting the dedication, ābig fan.ā āYou have no idea,ā he replied.
Art unlocked his car and opened the door for you, āthank you,ā you smiled, sitting in the passenger seat. Buckling yourself in, he helped Lily into the back, ādo you need help putting on your seatbelt or are you good?ā Lily declined, buckling her own seatbelt like the girlboss that she is. Art nodded, and got into the drivers seat.
10 MINUTES LATER
Art parked his car in the hotel parking lot and helped both you and Lily out of the car. You checked your watch, 11:25 P.M. You turned to Art as you all entered the lobby, āwouldnāt the bar be closed by now?ā you asked. He shook his head, pressing the button for the elevator, ādonāt worry about it. Iām liked around here.ā You laughed at his certainty, āalright then.ā The three of you entered the elevator as the doors opened, āLily, weāre gonna sit at the bar for.. maybe an hour, okay? Iāll turn on the T.V. for you, just donāt leave the room and donāt open the door for anyone, got it?ā
Lily nodded, āmhm. Can I have a snack from the mini fridge?ā Art looked at you and you both chuckled, āof course you can, sweetie,ā he told Lily. He pulled his room key out of his pocket when the elevator doors opened. Two young ladies were standing, waiting for the elevator and saw you. Their faces instantly lit up, āOh. My. God!ā one of the girls chuckled out, ācan we get a picture?ā You nodded, selling out of the elevator, āof course!ā Art and Lily followed, he nudged you, āgonna go to the room. Weāre in room 276.ā You nodded, and just as he was going to leave one of the girls spoke tremulously, āwait! You, too. Youāre my dadās favourite tennis player, heād be so stoked to know I met him.ā
Your eyebrows creased together as you looked back at him, ātennis player?ā He shrugged, an awkward smile on his face, āyeeeah?ā He walked back over to you and the girls, leaving Lily to fend for herself and smiled for the pictures. The girls giddily spoke to each other after the pictures, āthis has to go onto my Instagram. My actual popstar idol and a super hot tennis player? Iāll literally go viral.ā You and Art shared a glance and knowingly smiled at each other.
The girls entered the elevator, still excitedly chatting. You noticed that Lily wasnāt next to Art anymore, āoh, no. Where did Lily go?ā Art brushed you off, āsheās probably already waiting for us outside the room. Sheās used to having a famous dad,ā he gloated sarcastically. āUh-huh,ā you nodded with a scoff.
You followed him back to his room where Lily was standing safe and sound, she leaned her head against the door tiredly. Art rapped on the door, āwake up, Lily.ā She lifted her head up from the door, āIām awake, dad.ā He unlocked the door and pushed it open. Lily ran in and sat in front of the mini fridge, rummaging through the snacks. Art allowed you inside before he followed. You glanced around the room, pretty big room for two people, you thought. Lily picked out her snack and walked over to Art, āIām gonna have this one.ā He looked down at her and nodded, āgo ahead.ā She gave him a hug and he kissed her gently on the cheek, āyou going to bed?ā he asked her and she nodded. āGood. Itās way past your bedtime,ā he responded lightly. āWeāre going to the bar, weāll be back up soon, okay? Love you.ā They waved goodbye and you both left the room.
Art began walking down the hall and you asked him, āyou can trust her to set her sleep there alone?ā He nodded, pressing the elevator button, āsheās a big girl. Sheāll be safe, donāt worry.ā
The doors opened slowly and you stepped inside. Art looked at you curiously as he followed you, āyou are over 21, arenāt you?ā You chuckled, āyou didnāt do your research. Iām 24, so yeah. Iām legal.ā Art scoffed, āalright, sue me. I just wanted to make sure, okay?ā The doors closed and suddenly you felt claustrophobic. No, the elevator wasnāt small, there was enough room to breathe. So, why couldnāt you? Was it the fact that you were in a concealed space with a super hot dilf- I mean, super cool tennis player? Shit, probably. You looked at your watch to try and calm your nerves, you seemed to do that a lot. The time was 11:48 P.M.
You scratched your neck before speaking, āI didnāt bring my purse. You are planning on paying for these drinks right?ā He frowned mockingly, āoh. Well, I guess you can just go back to your room.ā You let out a sigh of relief, āyeah, okay. Just checking.ā āItās only gentlemanly,ā he started, āhow should I ask a pretty woman out to drinks and not pay? Thatās just rude.ā
You scoffed, ignoring just how flustered that statement made you, āoh, nice. Smooth, even.ā The doors creaked open and he stepped out, shrugging, āI thought that was good,ā his words echoed through the empty lobby. The sound of your heels on the marble floor mocked his words as they echoed after him.
The elevator was only a few steps away from the bar and yet it felt miles away. Once you crossed the threshold you sighed with relief, a heavy weight taken off your shoulders suddenly. Art guided you to a small table next to a window, the lights dim and seats soft. You gave him a smile, āwhat do you drink?ā he asked. Oh. What do you drink? Did you know youāve been sober for over a year? Now you know! āJust get me a whiskey coke,ā you blurted out. He raised an eyebrow at you, āyou sure thatās what you want?ā You shook your head, a frown on your face, āI dunno, get me something sweet, I guess.ā
He gave you a nod, āyou got it.ā He walked over to the bar and leaned on his elbows as he spoke to the barman. What you heard could only be described as āacquaintances who have a semi mutual friend who is never around so conversation is hard to get flowing and is usually awkward. so, communication is normally short nods, mumbles and thanksā. He came back over to the table, two drinks in hand; a beer and aā¦ Shirley Temple? Your eyebrows creased as you looked up at him, āseriously?ā He waved you off, āDirty Shirley,ā he claimed, setting the drinks onto the table. āOh.ā You grabbed your drink and sipped it cautiously, he took a seat opposite you.
You tasted the drink warily, and nodded to yourself. āItās good,ā you mumbled. He snickered, āitās just a Shirley with vodka, itās nothing special.ā You shrugged, swallowing a sip, āso? Itās good. Whatād you get?ā You turned his beer bottle to face you, āCarlsbergā is what the label read. āAny good?ā you asked him. āItās fine, used to drink it in college.ā Ah. You nodded, ānostalgic, huh?ā He shrugged, āI guess.ā
Suddenly, a few questions popped into your head. āShouldāve asked this earlier, how old are you?ā He sighed, setting down his beer, cleared his throat, ā32.ā You nodded, kind of expecting him to be older, āalright, not bad,ā you half-shrugged. āDo you.. have a wife?ā He froze up a little. Oh. āUh, no.ā Frown on your lips you asked, āreally? Youāre a good looking man and youāre an athlete, itās kinda hard to believe,ā you laughed softly. āHm. Relationships donāt work out sometimes,ā he replied, taking a swig of his beer. āTell me about it,ā you reciprocated, rolling your eyes.
He cleared his throat, trying to move from the subject, āanyway. You been singing long?ā You sipped your drink before answering, āI guess, yeah. I was in choir in middle school, so. Iāve always had āthe talentā, yāknow? But, Iāve been a singer since.. what is it now? 2014? So, five years going strong, give or take a few months.ā He grinned from ear to ear, clearly very impressed, āwow. Long time, huh? You donāt get bored?ā You sipped your drink and squinted at him, shaking your head, ādonāt you get bored of tennis?ā He made an iffy face, as if he didnāt really know the answer to your question.
āHmmmmmā¦ā you hummed as you looked at him sideways, āweāre very different, I see.ā Pretty much after gulping the rest of your drink down you asked him one more question, āhow old is Lily?ā āSheās 8,ā Art answered with a stiff nod. āSheās a good kid. Youāre a good dad, too.ā Art made a somewhat uncomfortable noise but thanked you anyhow.
āSorry, that was kinda sudden,ā you chuckled. āThatās alright, I appreciate it. Iāll grab you another drink,ā he responded, standing up from his seat. Another less than acquaintanced conversation between Art and the barman. Jeez. You could feel the anxiousness of the conversation from your seat.
He came back over, another Dirty Shirley in hand and gave it to you. āThanks,ā you began sipping your drink again. āBarmanās closing up in 5, youāll have to drink that fast,ā Art told you lingering at the table, rather than sitting down. He picked up his beer and started drinking it a little faster than what would be considered a ānormalā beer drinking pace. You gave a nod and started uncomfortably gulping down your drink. You placed the glass on the table once you finished, fishing for the maraschino cherry at the bottom.
You got up from the table, pushing your chair in before you left the bar. Walking back to the elevator you tried to make conversation with Art, āthanks for the drinks. Havenāt had one of those before, theyāre good.ā āNot a problem,ā he replied, pressing the elevator button.
The doors opened instantly and you both stepped in, ladies first. The doors closed slowly as you stood face to face with him. The slight smell of alcohol filling the elevator was gross. Slightly intoxicating. The elevator stopped suddenly with a jolt. Art sighed, āweāre stuck.ā You groaned, āseriously? Does this happen often?ā He nodded, eyes widened slightly, āoh, yeah. Fantastic hotel, super old elevators. Itās sad.ā āIs there an emergency bell for things like this?ā You asked, examining the buttons which read: ā0, 1, 2, 3, 4ā. Four floors and no emergency button? Jesus Christ.
He shook his head, ānope. We just have to wait it out. Usually takes ten minutes for assistance.ā You looked at your watch again, 12:07 P.M. Whatās a better way to pass the time than make a move? Probably a lot. But that just didnāt register in the moment. You never really mastered the whole flirting thing, usually you werenāt the one to shoot your shot. Clearly, you liked this guy. Maybe he liked you, too? Whatās an invite out to drinks with a stranger? Basically a date.
āYou look nice,ā you finally got out, looking at his shoes. His brows furrowed and he chuckled, āare you trying to make conversation or are you trying to flirt?ā Fuck, he caught you out. Play it cool. āUh, no. Obviously not, weāre just stuck here, in this elevator, and I noticed you look nice, is that okay?ā You said quickly. Art chuckled, running a hand through his hair like the dream boat that he is- who said that? āLook, we both know why I invited you for a drink. I think youāre pretty fine, and I know you think the same about me,ā he stated, giving you a look.
You squinted at him, āitās rude that you think so highly of yourself..ā your complaint was cut short as Art pressed his lips against your quickly which made your eyes widen to the heavens. He pushed himself away from you just as quickly as he pulled himself to you. āSorry,ā he mumbled with a chuckle, āI shouldāve asked you.ā You shook your head quickly before forcing your lips back onto his in a desperate attempt to feel what you felt when he first kissed you. Did that catch him off guard? No, not really. He knew youād kiss him back anyway, heās Art Donaldson, he does fine for himself and he knows it.
You pressed a kiss to his neck which caused a choked moan to escape his lips. Now, that caught you off guard. He plays tennis, he should have a lot of practice trying to keep grunts in when he plays, right? Maybe youāre just that good. Props to you. Well, now you knew; his neck is the Jackpot. So, you abused the fuck out of his neck. Not literally. But continuously kissing his neck, biting it even and hearing him whine did wonderful things for your ego.
His hands made their way to your waist and pulled you impossibly closer to him and you groaned as you took a breather, āyour lips feel nice on mine,ā you told him, a smirk playing on your lips. āDonāt be such a tease,ā he warned breathlessly, to which you replied, āor what? You gonna whine again?ā He rolled her eyes, his tongue prodding at his cheek in faux annoyance. You were about to kiss him again when the doors creaked open and outside stood a trio of firefighters who stared blankly at you both, āalright in here?ā one of them asked to which Art replied with a nod. āWeāre going up..ā you mumbled, unsure of yourself. The firefighter who had spoken before nodded and said āshould be safe. Have a good night.ā
Art quickly pressed the button and the doors slammed shut. Giggles escaped you as the elevator began to move again to which Art nudged you. āWhat? That was pretty funny, donāt lie,ā you responded to his antics. The elevator doors opened and alas, you finally made it to your floor. You held your hand out for him to take in which he obliges, following you out of the elevator like a dog on a leash.
He took the room key out of his pocket and unlocked the door slowly to not wake up Lily. You pushed the door to the master bedroom open and took off your heels, softly setting them down near a bedside table. Art walked in after you and sat on the bed, anxiously waiting for your next move. You left the room and entered the bathroom. You let the water run in the sink for about a minute before splashing your face with the cold water. Making an attempt to dry your face you ended up leaving a huge makeup stain on a towel. Oops.
While you were in the bathroom, you decided to take off your show outfit, leaving you in your bra and panties. Too little? Oh well. You left the bathroom, your clothes in a pile on the corner. Re-entering the bedroom, Art was still getting changed himself. You quickly left to give him some privacy and grabbed your phone from the bathroom sink, where you left it while getting changed. Knocking on the bedroom door softly, Art called back to you, ācome in.ā
He sat under the covers, his bare shoulders exposed which were covered in scars. Smiling at him, you climbed in next to him, placing your phone onto a bedside table. It lit up as it was placed, the clock read 12:36 P.M. He moved next to you, wrapping his arms around you as you shut your eyes.
9 HOURS LATER
You were awoke by the sound of your phone buzzing against the table, hundreds of notifications flooding your phone. Quickly, your eyes adjusted to the screen, images of you and Art with two fans in a hotel went viral, just like the lady said. Your manager spammed your phone, āare you serious? do you know what this could do for your image??? please tell me you didnāt sleep with him.ā You turned over and there Art was, completely sound asleep.
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I kid you not this is like 90% of the comment section. āAt least heās honestā āI love his personalityā. Like I said, does it get more pathetic than this??? Itās crazy how much women support and defend men that very clearly hate them and donāt see them as humans and itās still not enough for men to not villainize women and theyāll instead claim that women hate men and thereās some war on men like the average woman isnāt a male worshipper.
Not to mention you will never see men coming together to support a woman and her saying anything even slightly āmisandristā even if itās just her being honest. Theyāll will drag her to hell and back yet women are over here championing this man for what? Literally just being a misogynist.