So. Newly-single Obi-Wan leaves his home in England and travels to the US for the holidays hoping to forget about his breakup. (He was with Satine but they grew apart.)

After he arrives he does some brooding in his Airbnb, then goes out to a bar where he meets Anakin. They have what was supposed to be a one-night-stand but caaaant seem to stay away from each other. Later, Obi-Wan finds out about little Luke and Leia. (This was always one of my favorite parts of the movie 😭 The kids are so cuuute) Turns out Anakin is a widowed DILF (sorry Padme). Obi-Wan is a hit with the twins but oh nooo he must return to England and go back to his super successful job. (Doing what? Idk publishing or something) On his way to the airport he’s like, hmm oh wait, I love that DILF. Queue rom-com goodness with Obi-Wan dramatically going back and they reunite and smooch. They then spend NYE together and boom let the credits roll.