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I need your help with a hypothesis!

For context: My linguistics professor and I got into a discussion after a test she did with us, and I was of the opinion that the reason for the results was different from the one she offered, so she encouraged me to test my theory.

What I need

All you need to do is draw a coffee cup (with a handle, not the disposable stuff) and then answer three questions.

I don't need to see the coffee cup. You can draw it wherever you like; on a piece of paper, digitally, in the sand, on a foggy window. Anything works. It does not have to be good. A doodle is fine.

You have to draw the coffee cup before you see the questions. This is very important. If you decide to help me with this, please doodle the coffee cup before you keep reading.

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Today I Learned: one thing left-handed people have got it good

I am left-handed. Obviously from centuries of cultural and social history, left-handed people have it worse than right-handed people - only one in every thousand scissors are born shaped for left-handed hands, many a handwritten essay feature smudges in the distinct curled shape of the edge of the hand, and even the soup ladle at most Japanese famiresu have the little lip on the wrong side if you're holding an empty soup cup in your left hand.

But I've finally found one cultural etiquette rule where the left-handed have a leg up: fork and knife. See, left-handed people hold their fork in their left hand, and when using both fork and knife, the fork is in... the left hand. No need to put the knife down to shift the fork-hold - simply bring your forked food to your mouth and you're done. I knew right-handed people hold their fork with their right hand, but never got around to wondering whether the fork-and-knife hold is similarly reversed. (I lie, I have wondered but never cared enough to investigate.) But the question came up while having breakfast with my kids today, and I finally did a Google search.

Turns out you guys have to hold your fork in your left hand, and your knife in your right hand! And after cutting out your mouthful, you have to either 1) let go of your knife and hand-transfer your knife to your right hand, or 2) awkwardly maneuver your fork up to your face and into your mouth with your definitely non-dominant hand... depending on the type of meal?

Help your teen learn how to hold a fork and knife properly while eating. Correct silverware etiquette gives you better control and looks mor

Take that, more-populous and therefore socially-convenient folk!

(I swear I'm not dominant-handist. I've got three family members that are right-handed (and we are a four-person family).)

I need to know something okay, it's very important

I'm left handed and I have trouble with handheld can openers

I'm left handed and I don't have any trouble with handheld can openers

I'm left handed and I accidently destroy every can opener ever

I'm ambidextrous and I have trouble with handheld can openers

I'm ambidextrous and I don't have any problems with handheld can openers

I'm ambidextrous and I accidentally destroy ever can opener ever

I'm right handed and I have trouble with handheld can openers

I'm right handed and I have no trouble with handheld can openers

I'm right handed and I accidentally destroy every handheld can opener ever

Voting ended onAug 22, 2023

https://heartofspells.tumblr.com/post/694054923039571968/wolfstardreams-headcanon-remus-is-left-handed

(I'm gonna make it sad. Cause what else is new)

Sirius was left handed as well, but his parents didn't think it 'proper' so they taught -in their nice loving way that would definitely not hurt- him to write with his right hand.

Whyyyyy would you do this???

But really, they would, wouldn't they? They pressured Sirius and tried to tailor-make him into exactly what they wanted and needed him to be. They tried to make him conform, and it didn't work, but in the grand scheme of things, caving to switching which hand he uses to write is a minor thing compared to...pretty much everything else.

Think about it, though. That's not too far of a stretch. Even to this day, there are beliefs and terrible ideas surrounding those who are left-handed. Sort of like redheads (they have no souls, they're unlucky, they turn into vampires when they die, etc. my god, the stupidity).

I work with a girl that's left-handed who attended a religious school for half of her educational career. She's told me stories about them. When she was young and learning to write, her teachers tried to make her write with her right hand instead. They scared her, told her being left-handed meant she had the devil in her and by continuing to use her left hand, she was keeping him in. I still think to this day, this is one of the most absurd and narrow-brained things I've ever heard in my life.

But the Blacks were all about appearance, about being proper, so of course they'd change even the smallest details about Sirius to make him fit into the mold they'd created for him.

And while we're on the subject, what if the others found out at some point, his friends, specifically Remus. And one day, without saying a word, he just took Sirius' left hand and put a quill in it, smiled at him, and went on about his business. And there's Sirius, staring between his hand and Remus, trying to keep his cool, trying not to just launch himself at Remus, because all he's doing is saying that it's okay for Sirius to be exactly who he is and no one should ever tell him differently.

a scheme of every possible thing I could think of when it comes to tagging things in social media where tagging matters... well, basically just instagram right

not to mention I scanned it with Epson (tm) and cropped it with Photoshop (tm) on an Apple Mac (tm) at Art University (tm) bc I don’t have a scanner at home bc I’m working class and don’t have a lot of disposable income bc I work a minimum wage job (tm) and am poasting it on tumblr (tm) while avoiding doing my dissertation (tm) a year after I drew it (tm)

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[Patience is playing a Hunger Games simulator instead of doing her homework]

Me: Do your work 🔫

”No.”

Me: Why nOT

”Because... I want die?”

Me: Patience, holding Hunger Games sim: This? This fills me with joy.

Me: Patience, holding rping with me or anything else: This does not fill me with joy.

”...”

Me: I’m just poking fun, sweetheart. You need to get your work done, though. That’s like, important and stuff and things and yeah.

”I’m writing left-handed.”

Me: What does that mean?

”It means I’m practicing ambidexterity when I should be doing my work.”

Me: [John Mulaney voice] Why are you doing this...

”[Bo Burnham voice] The world’s so sad, bros...”

So, I have been seeing this mistake both at my grad school and on television a lot lately. To make myself feel better about it, I decided to make the above image and toss it out into the blind eternities that are tumblr.com - read on for the explanation!