what was the FIRST social media platform you’ve ever made an account on?
tiktok
tumblr
twitter/x
discord
snapchat
youtube*
wattpad/ao3
a social media that no longer exists
a social media platform not listed here (elaborate)
multiple of these at the same time
*for our purposes, a youtube account only counts if you’ve used it to post videos.
reblog for reach/bigger sample size!!
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How many people do you follow?
No one. I just scroll the For You page, liking things I like. A true algomaxxer.
1 (probably just prev)
2
3-4
5-6
7-9
10-12
13-16
17-20
21-25
26-30
More than thirty. My timeline is functionally infinite.
Does your Blorbo like fisting?
Yes, they’re a pro at it
Yes, they’re average at it
Yes, but they’re terrible at it
No, they don’t like it
You can only wear the two randomly assigned colors* for the rest of your life, ( trying to wear any other colors the items will change to one of the two other colors) how do you feel?
*Different tones/shades of the randomly chosen colors are allowed. Pastel, neon, etc. will also fall under the base color and are therefore allowed.
Spin the wheel to find out which colors you must wear
How do you feel/react?
This rocks! I already wear these colors everyday!
Not too bad, I can make this work.
This sucks pretty bad, but it definitely could be worse.
No! I hate this combo!
I would rather be naked or forced to wear a potato sack. This is hell
whats wrong with your tumblr url??
too many numbers 😔
ran-domdashe-s
"the one i wanted was taken so i just altered it in some way!!"
a bunch of repeated letters LIKE HOW WILL PPL TAG YOUUU 😭😭😭
smth random like im not talking funny random im talking actually random
you change it too often
it's a joke that no one will understand ever (me. also this one isn't so bad)
it has personal/political/controversial or SMTH info in it
"nothing it's perfect 😌" cap
rAndOm caPiTaLizaTioN LIKE WHY
other or multiple (wow.)
all of this is /j and /lh!!
edit: just realized thay capitalization's not a thing on tumblr whoops. that explains why i haven't seen it on here tho lol
also how did 0.3 of you choose it if it doesn't exist that's like 16 thousand and oh my god how are there this many of y'all
oopsies i can't do math i meant 160ish
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Tf you mean people don’t keep their bedroom windows open for long amounts of time? You ACTUALY close it at night?? Dude.. I haven’t closed my window since give or take a bit around the start of spring.. and even as im freezing my bone off I refuse to close it completely - I NEED the circulating air. Do inform me.. is it actually common practice to close your window at night?
Do you close your window:
Every night, it’s a must.
Every night but because/when it gets cold
Every other night/day or so
Usually after a week or two
If it’s been open for a month or two
Only at night and in the autumn/winter months
Always in autumn/winter
I rarely open it, but it’s usually less than a day
I don’t open my windows
I don’t have windows (?)
other
where are you from
USA
ANYWHERE ELSE
DEFEAT THE AMERICANS COME ON WE CAN DO IT!! (posting this when they're sleeping so that we can be ahead for at least a few hours)