happy belated birthday kenny, (also happy belated birthday @thoughtsofthegirlwiththecurl!!!!), get loved loser, be careful with those skates
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I feel in my heart of hearts that jack and parse did each other dirty back in the day. both of then were stupid emotionally immature teenagers. and parse already got his ass whooped by the narrative. so maybe jack can be slow basal-level tortured by his worstie ex hooking up with his bestie teammate
What if Kent joins the falcs and Jack quickly realises just how much he's been repressing the feelings he still had for him and it completely breaks down his relationship with Bitty, but he's not too bothered by that because he's making amends with Kent and they're finally becoming friends again and right when he's thinking about asking Kent to give him another chance, Kent confides in him that he's been dating and has fallen in love.. with Tater
Check Please || Patater || 5+1 || 3k
“Is anyone telling you that you are very melodramatic,” Mashkov says from behind him. And the next thing Kenny knows he’s being scooped up and hefted off the ground in a bridal carry. He does not shriek, for the record, and anyone who says he does is a lying liar who lies. He does, perhaps, let out a yelp. In a very manly sort of way. Or 5 times Tater picked Kent up and 1 time it was the other way 'round. Featuring hockey, hiking, Beyonce, and being very brave in a kitchen.
For my birthday, I wrote you all a new Patater fic. Happy birthday to me! (This is the direction gift giving works on birthdays, yes? Yes.)
Read it on AO3.
Tater 27 please ?
i have never written tater before - ever! - so this was incredibly fun! thank you so much for the prompt and for helping me stretch my writing muscles a little bit ❤️ the only things i know about patater are inspired by a frankly shocking quantity of sidgeno rpf so make of that what you will
27. tater + i’m so tired by lauv & Troye Sivan for @shygryf
Strangers, killing my lonely nights with strangers And when they leave, I go back to our song, I hold on Hurts like heaven, lost in the sound Buzzcut season like you're still around Can't unmiss you, but I need you now
Tater’s letting some girl he doesn’t know shoot tequila out of his belly button when he gets the text.
Kent Parson: you awake? Kent Parson: sorry know it’s late
It is late, three or so, and the club’s fun but the idea of not being here is just as good. Maybe it’s rude, but he doesn’t care; he props his elbow on the table for better leverage and sends back, yes, and then ok?
Kent Parson: no Kent Parson: popped my achilles Kent Parson: we're out
Shit. That means the end of their playoff run, which in turn means about five hundred other things. He doesn’t even have the chance to formulate a response before Kent adds, will you come?
A cold thing settles in Tater’s chest, a weighty purpose that he doesn’t stop to examine. Maybe it's the shots making this seem like a good idea; of course he will, and that’s the end of it. There’s something about clambering up off the table, tequila soaking down into his open fly, and shouldering his way to the exit without a word that makes him feel about a thousand feet tall.
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This has been in sitting in my drafts, but I guess I can post it.
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I honestly have so many fanfics ideas with Kent and Alexei, but I don't have time to write them at the moment, so I decided to post some ideas here! <3
Imagine Kent has a broke pipe or something broke in his house that's needs to be repaired, so he calls a repairman. Little did he know he would be hot, and his cat is obsessed with him. Kent notices this and obviously thinks his cat was actually acting weird. Now, every time something is broken, he calls him, and his cat goes crazy for him. I got inspired by Instagram reel based on this lol.
But, I can see Kent falling for Alexei, and he just, "Oh, damn, I am in love."
Also, Alexei lovesssss Kent cat and often spoils her with treats when he comes to repair something in Kent house.
Another idea was cowboy/farmer Kent and motorcycle/biker rider Alexei.
I thought it would be like Alexei motorcycle/biker group riding to the town where Kent lives, and he sees him riding a horse and doing a rodeo. That's where he falls in love with him.
But Alexei isn't the only one there, Jack and Bitty are there too :)
Jack is a motorcycle/biker rider, and Bitty is his boyfriend who came along with him.
I honestly wanted a love triangle with then but I was like how am I gonna make that work, so, I decided that Jack starts getting his feelings for Kent again and Bitty might have a small crush on Kent (in the idea I wrote down, Kent flirts with Bitty, but, Jack stopped him, where they ended up having a conversation with each other, it's been a while they seen each other).
However, Jack is having old feelings coming back for Kent, and he is loyal to Bitty. But he just doesn't like the feelings for Kent coming back.
Another idea was Kent winning the hottest hockey player award for the 5th year (he was allowed to do it at the age of 21), and everyone was like, "How did he win, Jack should have won cause of how hot he looks" (this is like everyone in the hockey house)
So, while everyone was looking through the magazine. Bitty asked what the magazine was about and asked who won. Everyone was gonna answer until Jack came back with Alexei and the other rookies from grocery shopping. They all looked at them before Alexei mentioned the magazine in Bitty hand (Shitty was trying to get it out of his hands since they gave it to him to see and Kent was on the cover) and asked if his boyfriend, Kent won again.
From there everyone is like, "Kent?!?!?!"
And Alexei, "ya, he is my boyfriend!! :D"
Alexei doesn't know what the huge deal with Kent until he and Jack talked about it.
I have so many more idea and I can go on about it, but here are the ideas for now 👍
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patater anastasia au. tater is anya, kent is dimitri, swoops is vlad.
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A lil something for brat summer :)