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spiffed up a doodle from work
I like to think protecting pretty Lan didis is an instinctual reflex... don't ask me why I drew this lol
You guys don't understand Lan Qiren like I do okay. It's the 50s. Your nephew Lan Wangji wears stupid glasses and has unfashionable hair. He's a total nerd, probably going to valedictorian of his high-school like his brother was. Enter Wei Wuxian. Your sweet innocent child is going on a DATE with this man who has a cigarette in his mouth and a gaudy leather jacket and a motorbike and flirty fuckboy words and Lan wangji hops onto it drunk on the idea of being a good girl in love with a bad boy
You try to tell him, there's plenty of other boys!! It doesn't have to be Wei wuxian!! But turns out there aren't actually that many other boys. Nie Huaisang is even worse than Wei Wuxian in terms of being bad (he's spent the last decade plotting a murder??) and when you try to set Wangji up with Jiang Cheng they just suicide bait each other all evening.
Eventually you cut your losses and realize whatever. As long as my nephew is happy. Wei Wuxian moves in and you listen to his screaming at night and realize oh God. Lan Wangji is the horny bad boy.
Not beating the allegations.
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I have a headcanon that Wangji and his uncle look identical from behind
I'm loving the fics where Lan Qiren is insistent that LWJ make an honest man out of WWX. It's giving supportive but conservative wine Auntie. Especially if he still doesn't really like WWX. It's got the flavour of:
"Listen to me, young man! That Wei Wuxian is a bitch, a bastard, and a menace! But the one thing he will not be is a harlot or a side piece! Marry him or I will have you copy the rules about relationships until your fingers bleed!"
"I'm so disappointed that I wasn't told about your marriage. Did you really believe I wouldn't want to see it? No, no, I know you are married because my dear nephew, who I love like a son, would never hurt me by living in sin with Wei Wuxian of all people. You wouldn't dare to disgrace him while hurting my heart, so you must be married."
now tell me why the funniest scene in the whole story is when wwx is playing the flute so badly it actually wakes up lan qiren so he can tell him to shut up