“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way
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What if I was a lonely brooding man but my features softened as I stared at you adoringly?
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Needy Geralt, I repeat NEEDY GERALT 🗣️
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okay but i'm laughing about the idea of jaskier surviving an encounter with a sphynx PURELY by arguing that he is NOT wrong
putting that college degree to WORK arguing
it's not even about saving his life after a certain point
it's PURELY about winning for the principle of the thing
geralt shows up after SPRINTING there only to find the sphynx pounding her head against the ground BEGGING jaskier to stop. fine. FINE. it's a draw!! okay!! she can see your perspective!! fine!! she'll call it a truce!!
meanwhile jaskier gets hauled over geralt's shoulder and is shouting as he's carried away because anD ANOTHER THING-