B!Zane imitates the other two,, sorry, he cant relate lol

He's taking that chances, I'm telling you,,

Told ya,,

also a panel I did just for fun on this one,,

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Nino: Guys, does something seem… Off?

Marinette: How do you mean?

Nino: Oh, maybe just the fact that Juleka is wearing pastels and Rose is dressed in all black! *Points to Juleka eating pink twizzlers and Rose reading The Raven*

Alya: … It’s probably a couples thing. We swapped shirts that one time.

Nino: By accident, because we were tired. But, I’m serious, there’s something off. *Notices Marc texting* Hey, Marc! Quick question. Have you noticed anything… Strange?

Marc: *Southern accent* Weird how? Like them crop circles that Area 51 over in the states ain’t tellin’ us about? No, sir, I reckon I ain’t seen nothin’ of the sorts.

Marinette/Adrien/Alya/Nino: …

Adrien: Why are you talking like that? How are you talking like that?

Marc: You got issues with the way I be talkin’? I’m getting some real fighting words from you, Mr. Fancy Boy!

Nathaniel: *British accent* Marc, my beloved, deep breaths, dear. This bellicose behavior is most unwarranted.

Marinette: Nathaniel?!

Adrien: Why are you talking like that?

Nathaniel: Pray tell, Adrien. Whatever do you mean?

Adrien: Like that! So… Eloquent.

Marc: Shoot, he always been talkin’ all fancy like. S’why he be writing for our whole-ass comic.

Nathaniel: Darling, mind your language, if you please. Many are not used to your colorful vocabulary as I. Now, come along. You promised to escort me to class.

*Marinette, Alya, Adrien, and Nino watch them leave*

Marinette: That was weird, right?

Nino: Not as weird as that. *Points to Denise and Simon*

Simon: ¿Cómo tuve la bendición de estar en presencia de tanta belleza?

Denise: Boy, I don’t got time to be listening to whatever the hell you’re saying! ‘Sides, I need a man, and not a twig. *Flips their hair and leaves*

Simon: Maldita sea, me gustan ardientes.

Alya: Why is Simon speaking Spanish?!

*Alix walks by with a huge diamond ring on her finger*

Nino: Alix, nice bling.

Alix: Thanks. My man bought it for me.

Marinette: Okay, NOW this is weird! Who exactly is-

Ismael: *Slings an arm around Alix’s waist* ‘Sup, baby? Come and give me some love. *Alix kisses him* Yeah, you know how I like it.

Marinette/Alya/Nino/Adrien: 😱

Nino: This isn’t weird anymore. This is horrific.

*They walk into their classroom and find Kim tutoring Max while he spins a basketball on his finger, Ivan and Myléne drinking from non-reusable plastic water bottles, Sabrina wearing all sorts of expensive clothing, and Chloé on her phone*

Marinette: Well, at least Chloé is normal.

Chloé: Marinette! You don’t wanna miss this, my Chlo-Coin is about to go Bezos. If you ever need a little assist, lemme know and I’ll front you.

Marinette: … What?!

Chloé: Yeah! You know I’m a sucker for giving money away!

Marinette: I-I don’t know what to say.

Chloé: Just don’t forget to invite me to your private island when you cash in!

Alya: … That ain’t right.

*Later*

Marinette: Oh, boy. Don’t look now.

*The Austins approach them*

Nino: Look, we’re in no mood, guys, so just keep walking!

Austin T: … *Runs away crying*

Austin Q: He was offering you a flyer to the anti bullying assembly, you jerk! *Runs after Austin T* TeeTee! Come back!

Austin A: Now you gonna get it. *Leaves*

Austin B: *Without looking up from his game console, he flips him off and leaves*

Nino: The Austins are nice, now? Man, I’m conflicted. *Jean suddenly pins him to the wall* Whoa! Jean, what the hell?!

Jean: What’d you say to my boy, Lahiffe?! Wanna explain why I just saw him crying?! Huh?!

Nino: I-I didn’t mean anything-

Jean: I got three rules set in this hellhole! Three! Never touch the hair. Have your cash out and ready when you see me. And hurt my baby, you die.

Austin T: *Runs over and grabs Jean’s arm* Sweetie, he’s not worth it. And I don’t want you having another suspension on your record.

Jean: … You’re lucky I don’t Molly whop you today, Lahiffe. *Snatches serveral euros out of his pockets* I’m taking this! C’mon, baby, let’s dip. *He and Austin T leave*

Adrien: Okay, so Jean is a bully and Austin T is a nice guy. Good to know. Who’s left?

Zoé: One side, blondie! *Pushes Adrien aside and approaches Cosette reading a book* ‘Sup, hot stuff? What do you say we skip the day?

Cosette: Ugh, I’d rather lose my position as the top of the class and my mother’s favorite child than go out with the class delinquent and tarnish my flawless attendance. Goodbye, yankee. *Tosses her hair and leaves*

Zoé: Yeah, they want me.

Nino: So, that just leaves-

Lacey: Aurore! Get down from there, or you’ll die!

Aurore: *Relaxing on the roof next to a bottle of cranberry juice* Chill, Lace! I’m just catching up on a few naps I missed while I was in class!

Lacey: You’re not even supposed to sleep during class! You’re only going to fall behind, and how did you get up there?!

Bizarro Ninjas - The Main 4!

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-Pixal has never been one of their friends, and is actually one of their most recurring enemies starting from after they take over ninjago. She works as a vigilant by being Samurai X, keeping her identity hidden from everyone to avoid them going after her dad, and doing everything in her power to make it a safer city for her dad to live in but no matter how hard she tries she's still just one single person. Girl never had the "you're just as worth as any human" pep-talk so she doesn't care a lot about what happens to herself here, as long as her dad is fine it's good enough for her. She and Zane also have a weird hero-villain romantic tension that both of them deny to death and all the ninjas tease Zane about (worsties for life <3). Also she probably stole some of Nya's tech years ago and Nya still hates her to death about it

-Skylor never had the ninjas help in dealing with her father and she eventually killed him herself, and so took over as a badass crime boss. Well kinda. She's definitly not taking over the cult stuff, she mostly just sells stuff like weapons, equipaments and information while using her restaurant as a cover. Her most loyal costumer is Kai and surprisingly enough he only comes here for the food. (and maybe her phone number? 👉👈🥺) My guy didn't even notice all the illegal stuff going on here, he just thinks this is a normal ass restaurant with a cute owner that he likes spending time with. He keeps trying to seem like a normal law-abiding citizen (and not the evil warlord henchman that he actually is) when visiting her, cause he's afraid he's going to scare this completly normal business owner off, but Skylor knows exactly who he is so he just seems like a dork. Her second most loyal costumer is Pixal, who comes to get information from here every once in a while

-Harumi can kinda of be counted as a vigilante over here, tecnically *she is* someone who fights against villains, but she's more interested in revenge than actually doing good. She's still very much a girlkill. Btw Lloyd just kinda rejected the green ninja prophecy over here, so she wears green mostly just to spite him.

Like bizarro-lloyd obviously was the first here this time around, garmadon never got banished so he could be present for lloyd's childhood here. (Man isn't it fucked up when your evil dopplegengar from the evil-verse™ has less daddy issues than you do?)

And kai and nya came next, because now that garmadon wasn't banished he could go look for the golden weapon's map earlier, and instead of finding a map he just found these two very recently abandoned little kids all alone and took them in.

1- Basically they met through Garmadon!! In the bizarro-verse Garmadon never got banished (i'm still not sure how wu and misako are hanging over here but i don't think they would be evil) and he's the one who searched for and trained the ninjas to be his own evil students!

I already posted this but because he was never banished he got to raise Lloyd himself while never being aware that Lloyd his baby boy himself was the green ninja.

Honestly if you asked how Garmadon got so many kids after that, he would have no idea how to answer that.

He kinda just adopted Kai, Nya and later on Zane because they had no one looking after them. Garmadon may be very affected by the venom by now, but we all know he's still a softie for kids and seeing the kids of his old friends all alone with no explanation would certainly worry him.

And because tiny kid Kai (who sees himself as so very responsible for his little sister and gets so very offended at anyone who implies otherwise) doesn't want any adult's dumb pity or charity, Garmadon had to tell him a white lie to convince him that he's not seeing him as a charity case and make him accept his help. Garmadon at the moment was just saying whatever it took to convince the kid, but somehow that ended with kid Kai thinking he landed a job as this guy's toddler son bodyguard and future evil henchman and Garmadon just went "You know what, sure, fine let's go with it"

Eventually when Kai and Nya grew a bit he decided to start training them for real, and he saw that they really have some potential for this kind of stuff, and who knows? Maybe these kids can actually help him after some more training??

And that ended in him finding more teenagers and offering to train them as well just like Wu does in canon.

Basically he's training them to protect Lloyd + help him find the golden weapons and take over ninjago, and eventually because this is the bizarro verse they do succeed in that.

Cole is probably the meeting that differs most from canon because by the time they found him, he was already into that dancing school for almost a year and honestly it wasn't hard at all to convince him to drop it dbskdbsk

2- Yeah they all still have their powers!!