Jason Todd: So who got to be Batman and fucked up everything because they got evil?

26 year old Damian Wayne: Nobody??? What the fuck?

Steph: So you telling us... There's no evil Batman? No one died?

Duke: Or got evil?

Dick: Or went rogue?

Steph: Or like I don't know- Like- There's like no ass to us to kick? To I don't know- fix up the time line?? No one to *gestures cutting a throat*

Jason: Not even Tim?

Tim: Okay fuck you-

Jason: sOMEONE HAD TO ASK-

26 year old Damian: No. No. No. No. And absolutely not. No one is going to kill Timothy, he's the best at what he does.

Jason: Who the fuck is Terry?

Future!Damian (looks at Bruce):

Dick: Oh my fucking-

Jason: of course he did- WHY WOULDN'T HE?! MR. CAN'T-FUCKING-SEE-AN-ORPHAN–

Future!Damian: Actually, Terry is not adopted.

Dick:

Tim:

Jason:

Future!Damian: I told all of you I rebuilt the League from the ground.

Jason: You said scratch–

Dick: And you didn't mean literally–

Future!Damian:

Dick:

Dick: Oh my god you did– He did mean literally.

Bruce: You blew up the league of assassin's?

Future!Damian: No, I am not stupid.

Future!Damian: Timothy did.

Future!Damian: Twice.

Bruce: Twice??

Tim:

Dick: Ok. Got it. Not Batman. So what do you do.

Future!Damian: I'm the leader of the league.

Bruce: I-

Future!Damian: Not that league. Before you rise your hopes.

Tim: AHA!

Steph: You said no one went Rogue!

Future!Damian: I'm not a rogue. Don't underestimate me. I rebuilt the League from the scratch, as my blood right. We're branch of inside operations from Gotham.

Dick: What about Talia?

Future!Damian: We... Sort our differences out.

Silence.

Future!Damian: Okay, we had a duel till death.

Everyone:

Future!Damian: Which I spared her. She still disappointed. It's like I'm the Jason of the Al Ghul family.

Future!Damian: Your husband-

Tim: My what.

Future!Damian: You're slower than I remember.

Dick: Hey.

Future!Damian: Sorry, that was unnecessary.

Tim:

Future!Damian: You're married. Five years by now. *checks his clock* This June.

Tim: And you know the moth?

Future!Damian: Kinda hard not to, I was your best man.

Tim:

Future!Damian:

Tim: Y-

Future!Damian: Relax. I'm joking with you.

Future!Damian: It was Jason.

Future!Damian:

Future!Damian: How... Old am I in this time line?

Dick: Fifteen.

Future!Damian: Oh.

Future!Damian (holding Tim's shoulder): I'd like to apologize...

Tim whispering to Jason: ᵃʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵉᵉⁿ ᵗʰⁱˢ ˢʰⁱᵗ?!

Future!Damian: What I will do to you it's not okay.

Dick: It's fine you're growing- I'm sorry will?

Future!Damian: What are you reading?

Jason: Iliad. Gotta find a way to pass time until we figure it out how to send you back.

Future!Damian *taking the book*: In the original greek.

Jason: What? Surprised that I know how to read at all?

Future!Damian: Tt- Not even. That's a reason you're the one who finished college.

Bruce:

Alfred:

Future!Damian: Don't look at me like that I was busy.

Dick: So you're not Batman?

Future!Damian: Why would I do that to myself?

Dick: You know what? Fair.

Steph:... There's no Batman?

Future!Damian: There is a Batman. It's just not me.

Tim: Who is it then?

Future!Damian *shrugs* : Terry.

Jason: Oh okay, Terry. Cool.

Future!Damian: