Feb 18
I just think medieval snail ladies are neat.
Rosie:) 18
@rosieandthethorns
i cheated death and now he wants a divorce just girly things(i'm literally going insane)
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Feb 18
the urge you get every month or so to just like stop talking to people for a little while is growing stronger
venting is only annoying when i do it btw. everybody else is innocent and free of sin
Jan 23
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Jan 23
truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest
In 2025 you have to fag it up as much as possible. Goth it up also. Godspeed. Gothspeed, even.
You guys want to play a game? REBLOG and put in the tags why you follow this person
@angel-of-the-sins
"what a nerd lol" i said with barely controlled lust
Dec 10, 2024
last google search, go
um. Tag four people.
what do they make sewer tunnels out of
@ncc1701ohno @affixjoy @the-magpieprince @twinkboimler
i was tagged by prev @whmee ^_^ thank you
“so nice so smart kimya dawson lyrics”
had to check i knew them and i wasn’t about to horribly misquote. @fragglez @oneflydude @cornbread-girlboy @cosmo-junkk
thanks for the tag!
"bizarre ride II the pharcyde"
just an album that i was interested in :)
@keenbugg @repressedgaymer @gerardway-is-my-babygirl @martitheevans
thank you for the tag <3
"Does getting a chest tattoo hurt?"
It is 'thinking of doing this drastic thing that I may regret' o clock
No pressure tagssss
@jo-the-bass-stealer @snailsandstrawberries @rorytunes
Thanks for the tag!
"bubble shooter"
I was very bored while trying to study lol
Tagging @philsmeatylegss @foreverjustanemokidatheart @froginabogg
Thank you!!!!
“Nose bleeding in winter remedies”
It’s winter and my nose has been bleeding heavily pretty much every time I lay down. Never happens when it’s warm but it has been happening more than usual. Now I have Neosporin in my nostril.
I know this said tag four but I feel bad so I tag half of my mutuals. Anywho no pressure: @phantaloon @yrieso @dnpg-hiatus-survivor @cemeterygrace @evensquirrellier @lessthanpog @trailingbehindliketheasteroids @acefruit @runituptheflagpole @honeyghostt @youretheworstperson @your-local-non-binary-friend @texashippiecowboy @glassofpumpkinjuice @topperscumslut @awkward-imp @add1ictwithapen @frumdyke @mayjuvac @emotoangel @absolutefilthimsosorry @rantsofabookworm @epaily @string-chese @badhabitnun @ingydar-phan @inturruptedbyfireworks @cheekyvank @catboydan @watering-plastic-plants @warmspice @tenshiboyfriend @odetokeons @theblueststatic @melancholykazoo @otherwiseromantic @icelily13 @yellowjeans @splatterpr00f @danandfuckingjonlmao @basementpotato @faint-i-wont-be-ignored @gravitysembrace @lobotomist-at-claires @aureliagone @ros-aline @makebesnake @justsomebodysworld @luck-system-shenanigans @screamingwombatgirl
Ooh fun thank you for the tag
“Waitrose gingerbread spiced caramels” tried them at an event and they were delicious and I wanted to know how expensive they are
@pudumephistophiles @tetrapaec @philsbignaturals @lavender-phannie
Ahah thanks for the tag! Mine is... "Dan and Phil terrible influence" lmao how original 😭 I don't remember but I'm pretty sure it was to check the tour calendar I do that very often 😔
I guess I'll tag @the-girl-lost-in-fandoms @miss-mandragore since I think you haven't been tagged yet? Sorry if you have
yay, thanks for the tag!
"département 51"
i was in the car with my mom and the car in front of us has a licence plate ending in 51 so i looked up which departement it was, because my mom learned all the department numbers when she was at school and i love testing her on this. for any french person interested, 51 c'est la Marne, et étonnamment la capitale n'est pas Reims mais Châlons-en-Champagne :p
@soupdrinkinglincoln @thecommonmold @denizoid & @dontknowanythingohwell if you wanna do it :)
Thank you for the tag! I haven't been tagged in ages
The last thing I Googled was
"Isambard Kingdom Brunel"
Me and my dad were having another English history discussion
@hello7there @phoen1xr0se @existential-labrador @tiny-and-witchy @a-timely-problem @stars-on-my-bedroom-ceiling @weaponizedducks @gay-lil-earthling @lokibestever1 @bardthestoner @bumblebearr and anyone else
Wow thanks for the tag!!! This is an interesting one!!!
Okay, let me check..
I googled: "morfo"
Because there's this book on drawing that I was recommending to one of my students, and I needed to show them the cover of the book:D
@tansyuduri @robinparravel @fandomfaeofveryfewf4cks @pendragonsclotpole
Thanks for the tag :)
"Stinky bastard man"
I was looking for the meme!
@anobsessedpotato @rainbow-foxes @ra1nb0w-m4ggot @iamstuckinthevoid
omg thanks
"hoe to soell aquisition"
it was late at night and I was pretty sure they misspelled the business cards in American Psycho
@kitcats-1-braincell @vanzthekittykat @spnfansstuff @californiagurlsisnice @imnotadegenerateipromise @rapidlydecayingcorpse @it-came-from-mount-ebott @thegeniusidiotnstickmerchant3728 @larastear @silly-moth-123 @gloriousvermin @stinkykittypet @thegreatgeodo
Oooh this is one of the most fun tag games I've ever been tagged in, thanks!!!!
Small problem: my searches are ordered by most common, not most recent. Also, I usually use incognito/private browsing mode because I'm paranoid about search history.
If I had to guess, my last search was probably "Charlie the Unicorn" or something... My most frequent searches are "In Stars And Time" and "Epithet Erased."
Some of the more entertaining things still sitting in my history are "Kyubey murdered" and "Kyubey cannibalism" (this won't make sense if you haven't seen pmmm), as well as "how to break quantum physics" (I WAS WRITING A BOOK)
No pressure tags: @koshiaoi @iremakesart @ardienothesieno and anyone else who wants to join; I'm definitely forgetting people oops
”alice murder drones” i was looking for a reference to draw her xd
@kittydragondraws @electronix-arts @dubious-cats @autoboros @flooferdoop6 @pikfrin
Thanks for the tag! Last one was "Ao3 in stars and time" since I was craving fanfiction lol
@ivy-is-fine @oodles-of-boodle
Only ones I remember rn, anyone can join in if they want though :3
aw tysm for the tag! Last thing I looked up was ‘hellbender’ because I was feeling bad and they always cheer me up :]
@kittykatchao @fishy13 @arsonistdraws @abby-wolf @xtrasilliez @xxthedragonrebornxx and anyone else I may have missed!
”uhc shooter”
thanks for the tag btw!! I googled it bc I saw a post on [tumblr] and it said someone got assassinated? Scroll to next post, same thing. So curiosity wins and I google it.
@goosehadfood. @pineapple-cheese-bread @phocidday @the-real-gmail
"Optus recharge"
Thank you for the tag, I was just trying to recharge my phones data.
@undignified-sad-sandwich @draconicsnail @minttea31
police dog vest
for my painting
@theoneandonlypatches @faroutthisispainful
What day is next sunday
@ivys-head-is-spinning @musical-dash-trash @fishcow99
“Highest military rank” and “Hrithik Roshan” (Does it surprise anyone that I’m a Bollywood fan lmao)
@im-just-another-pony @kirshimadenkisero
"Otherhearted definition"
Okay I was trying to ask a friend if she was part of the community in the most unsuspicious way possible-
@xxxsugarcyanidexxx @ashleyleygraves @oneinamillion-x @callbackpingg
“the satanic temple”
I was explaining to someone what the satanic temple was because they asked 😭
@angel-of-the-sins
"how old is alternate timeline claggor arcane"
i was making sure i wasn't making a very poor decision before sending someone a hear me out 🤫
idk who to tag uhhh
@agayfiretruck @rosieandthethorns
LMAOOOO
"what's the difference between a hoodie and a sweatshirt"
...i'm not proud
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Dec 1, 2024
First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
How you dying 👀
trolling
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.
we do a bit o-*💥*
brutal murder
Goddamnit, I wanted a cool death scene....
family dinner
love confessions
Falling in love
Seems fair
strip tease
....
sigh.....
promiscuity😭😭
i mean im lucky it was directly next to threesome
Nov 21, 2024
Nov 21, 2024
Nov 19, 2024
@rosieandthethorns exposed
STP YUO DID NOT😭😭😭
Nov 18, 2024
It's a unique type of frustration when you agree that a character is deeply flawed but other people keep missing what's actually wrong with them and assigning them new flaws that they don't even have it's like free my man he did none of that. He did a bunch of other shit tho.
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Nov 18, 2024
the penalty box in hockey is such a funny concept to me. big fighty men go in the naughty cube. imprisoned for sports crimes
Go to the terrarium and think about your punching, you knife-footed ice-gremlin
All they do is sit there plotting their little gremlin plans for as soon as you let em out of the gremlin cube.
Nov 14, 2024