stardont valley

I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.

I fucking love him

i can imagine this guy’s voice very clearly in my head but i couldn’t put a name to it 

I love the justice grandpa of fists

I have a new role model

😍

“justice grandpa of fists”

It’s nice to see a fat dude in a political cartoon that’s NOT being used as shorthand for greed and corruption.

Hes like the personification of motherfucker unlimited

Reblogging this newer version of this thread with so many more strips I haven’t seen…why did this character ever disappear. Where did you go, Everett.

we need him more than ever…

He’s a hero, our Everett.

Reblogging to always have it to hand. :)

Its of proper education for always reblog the good deeds of Everett.

conclave except the explosion was caused by an alien invasion. the aliens immediately kidnap all world leaders except for the pope, and they demand to know who the pope is, not knowing that the pope has yet to be elected. as senior-most official, lawrence tries to sacrifice himself, but the others refuse since he's technically not pope. and then this becomes a bit of an ego game more than it is abt survival.

raymond o'malley the youngest of six and the only boy being bullied his whole life by five older sisters he has an insane amount of niblings and they have effectively kitted out his entire office his pens are in a wonky ceramic jar he has little butterfly paperclips keeping all his documents together dora the explorer wall calendar he has a pen with a little sparkly pom pom on the end his walls are covered with Child Art of what they all think he does at work (going on road trips with jesus is a popular depiction, one of the older ones has figured out he works for the pope so there is one of them holding hands in front of their new house)

It’s so sad and difficult being a Conc fan but not really being all that fond of Aldo. Like he’s fine and I don’t necessarily even dislike him but boy am I sick of seeing him come up constantly

although I find both institutions detestable I think they should force the vatican to compete in the Olympics. let's see what those priests can do

Thomas Lawrence kneels to kiss the newly elected Innocent XIV's ring and the resulting internal monologue is so gay that Tedesco gets a homophobia-induced nosebleed even though he's several rooms over.