mango/toby

Go my scarab, give us nothing!

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

at the insane stage of character obsession where i start getting the urge to post pngs of them every five seconds like im showing ppl a picture of my stupid ass boyfriend that nobody likes but me

literally every music genre has at least one album that will absolutely change your life if you give it a shot

hey don’t cry. trees grow out of the ground.

the night sky has sparkles on it

the creatures live in the grass.

just saw someone say “sexualizing anything, even as a joke, is wrong” and I think I need to break a window like Jesus Christ

thinking about this again. like. ANYTHING?.?? even SEX?? yeah guys sorry. sex can’t be sexual anymore. go home. like WHAT

sex is banned forever this is tragic

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

@microknifeyuri @peppermintz-25 @butchdykenormallen aatro and boobette yand rodge

A Detey fanfic that focuses on Petey realizing he's having these romantic feelings for the first time, being unsure how to handle it and what others will think, with the meta-narrative that this is the comic Harold is using to figure out that he likes boys.

A Detey fanfic that focuses on Petey realizing he's having these romantic feelings for the first time, being unsure how to handle it and what others will think, with the meta-narrative that this is the comic Harold is using to figure out that he likes boys.

@picklewednesday

helg yeassssss