money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars

Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of creating an account and verifying my email and enabling 2 step verification and downloading the app and opting out of targeted ads and signing up for promotional newsletters and unsubscribing and unsubscribing and opting out and opting out

there's girls having sex with each other in the recommended blogs but i don't mind im just gonna keep on welding

Show us what you're working on!

ive been working on an extremely dense cube that absorbs heat from the karmic runoff when bad things happen to good people. my plan is to let it build up to a state such extremely high entropy that the amount of order within the cube is mathematically equivalent to zero, at which point i will release it into the atmosphere to auto-destruct by inversion. the idea is that the sudden entropic shock to our system will trigger a spontaneous total reversion to absolute homeostasis, i.e. a singular, static point of perfect love in which all life ceases to be. i would show u a picture but every time i try to photograph the cube something extraordinarily improbable happens to circumvent me from capturing its image. so u will have to trust the process.

the last line hit me like a fuckin sledgehammer

elf liberalism probably goes insane

"elf liberalism is basically the same as gnome fascism" - phrase that has been echoing in my head for the past 30 minutes

What the fuck does this mean?

its not my job to educate you

yes I'm at Wendy's yes my cunt is out

they ain't the only bitch with a juicy $4 baconator

clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock