Mend the Wound, Mortal Soul

People don’t even want to say le sigh anymore. le sigh

they should make games 8 gb again

lovely character. i need him to finally break down sobbing clutching his chest like it'll stop the pain crumpling to the floor begging God to either help him or let him die

watching post-veilguard dragon age character analyses/discourse drop to discussions a five year old would have about morality

"is solas/mythal good or evil" "illario is irredeemable/evil" "is cyrian evil" "shathann is a bad person" i do not CAAAAAAARE i do not care. you're complaining about lack of complexity in veilguard but also "analysing" characters on a binary morality scale to separate them into good/bad. as if that's interesting. can you do anything interesting with your character commentary. like ANYTHING

I only have 5 hp please be gentle with me

I got too excited while playing chess and told my opponent that I was going to slit his throat and slaughter him like a hog. something to work on for next time

in retrospect, this actually got me laid so maybe take notes

Star Wars terminology is unironically my fave. Like dude, it's on the flexi. It's on the holo. Poob has it for you.