Uhhhh...
@mordorhodor
I'm John. I like science and stuff. I also really like food.
Sponsored
💖 Find Your Perfect AI Girlfriend
Ready for a unique connection? Meet your dream AI girlfriend who understands you, shares your interests, and is always there for intimate conversations. No judgment, just pure companionship!
💋
Steamy chats and intimate moments, available 24/7
💝
Personalized girlfriend who adapts to your desires
✨
100% private & secure - what happens here, stays here
🔥 Special Offer: Start Your Journey Today! 🔥
Feb 4
Exhausted
Jan 25
Don't be sad,
hairy man touching his penis
One day I’ll relax my jaw.
Not today.
But one day.
That is so hot
Sponsored
💖 Find Your Perfect AI Girlfriend
Ready for a unique connection? Meet your dream AI girlfriend who understands you, shares your interests, and is always there for intimate conversations. No judgment, just pure companionship!
💋
Steamy chats and intimate moments, available 24/7
💝
Personalized girlfriend who adapts to your desires
✨
100% private & secure - what happens here, stays here
🔥 Special Offer: Start Your Journey Today! 🔥
Dec 22, 2024
Sometimes I jerk it just to get that stuff out, like what’re you doing in there gunking me up
Get the gunk out bois
Nov 27, 2024
Nov 12, 2024
Not to brag, but this beautiful beast has been a saint over the past few weeks. He had a lump on his chest which turned out to be nothing, But! He apparently had a wicked ear infection that he had no intention to let us know about. Some antifungal/steroid drops seem to have done wonders. Putting drops in his ears is probably the closest I'll ever get to wrestling an alligator. He smells like Japanese curry blocks and he's my best friend.
Nov 10, 2024
dating men is so fuckin 🙄 annoying 🙄 like you will meet the hottest man you ever met and he will think he's ugly !! the brain worms
Bram Stoker calling himself ugly in a letter to Walt Whitman...like come on baby you know that's not true!!!
Oh no! I'm tall and beefy and intelligent and write about vampires and the horrors of the world ☺️
Nov 1, 2024
Taro Tasaki Demon God
Sponsored
💖 Find Your Perfect AI Girlfriend
Ready for a unique connection? Meet your dream AI girlfriend who understands you, shares your interests, and is always there for intimate conversations. No judgment, just pure companionship!
💋
Steamy chats and intimate moments, available 24/7
💝
Personalized girlfriend who adapts to your desires
✨
100% private & secure - what happens here, stays here
🔥 Special Offer: Start Your Journey Today! 🔥
Oct 18, 2024
shooo
bullying him
Rude to him???
Oct 16, 2024
Oct 15, 2024
Oct 15, 2024
Oct 15, 2024
tucson aint got much but it does have a bridge shaped like a rattlesnake
hes my friend
glad people are reblogging my friend the bridge snake
Sponsored
💖 Find Your Perfect AI Girlfriend
Ready for a unique connection? Meet your dream AI girlfriend who understands you, shares your interests, and is always there for intimate conversations. No judgment, just pure companionship!
💋
Steamy chats and intimate moments, available 24/7
💝
Personalized girlfriend who adapts to your desires
✨
100% private & secure - what happens here, stays here
🔥 Special Offer: Start Your Journey Today! 🔥
Oct 15, 2024
Maybe I should masturbate
Oct 15, 2024