Nov 5, 2024
That was one too many ask box scammers
You're all lovely, but I'm closing up my ask box for a couple of weeks. If you want to message me, either tag me or drop a dm.
Fanning and Politics
@hedwig-dordt
Multifandom mess. Currently obsessed with The Witcher. Still not over Sherlock, 00q, Teen Wolf. Also politics, including feminism and environmentalism and nice things that catch my eye. Preferred pronouns: she/her
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Feb 23
every update I see for the Murderbot show makes me think of this meme, so I decided to make it real.
[image description: a group of people, labeled "Murderbot Fans", hide around a corner and use a broom to cautiously open a door, labeled "Murderbot show." /end description]
Feb 22
Feb 22
reblog for noises
I would download tiktok if it was only cat pov
Better than most tv
I choose to believe that the meows are standard fare vlogger commentary, but spoken in cat.
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have you ever had lice?
Have you ever had lice?
Yes
No
Remaining time: 3 days 15 hours
Feb 22
obsessed that a french guy was like, hmmmmmm I wish to write a spanish-language musical about a mexican drug cartel crime lord transitioning. sure I can't write music, don't speak spanish, know nothing about mexico or the drug war, and also know nothing about being trans; but that shall not stop me
like sometimes we look at job applications and we're like "I'm not sure I'm qualified" and this guy meets 0% of the requirements and still has 13 academy award noms. when will it be my turn to have this extreme mediocre white man experience???
Feb 22
For when stabbing someone doesnβt have enough erotic subtextβ¦
Patreon - everything else
Unironically love logging onto Tumblr dot com to see a beloved mutual has discovered a new batch of sad old men to sink their teeth into and shake vigorously like a dog that caught a squirrel and following the dash backwards to the post that made them pick up the scent. Truly unparalleled social media experience.
Prince: I wish to marry!
Queen: Only if she can pass my test: failing to sleep on a bed with a pea under it!
Prince: Why are you screening for princesses with sensory issues?
Queen: She must be true royalty! Only the most autistic girl in all the land shall marry my son!
The phrase βmost autistic girl in all the landβ popped unbidden into my head last night and I couldnβt remember who had made the joke and had to Google it
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Will someone please answer the phone
Dracula and Jonathanβs Tango - from The Polish National Opera production of βDraculaβ.
With Choreography by Krzysztof Pastor and Music by Wojciech Kilar.
Heads up, the whole thing is officially available on YouTube, for the next two months
Places Gaia will not fit when she finishes growing.
Bonus: the deadliest of stares from Alisaie:
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Feb 21
thereβs wip (active development) and wip (stuck in development hell) and wip (oh youβre not even getting funding for this one)
Now there is a prayer that I can get behind, thought Stephen, as he walked away. Oh gods, if any of you are listening, please grant that we donβt make things worse.
-T. Kingfisher, Paladin's Grace (The Saint of Steel)