Dadzawa

Y/N: Hey, Aizawa, have you thought about having children? Aizawa: ... Aizawa: Does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it. Y/N: But we're not your childr- Aizawa, already distracted: BAKUGOU, PUT THE FIRE DOWN!

Aizawa: Why are there little handprints all over the walls? Y/N, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls? Eri, whispering: Because I have little hands. Y/N: Because she has little hands.

Y/N: I’m so tired. Mina: Did you get to bed late? Y/N: No. Mina: Did you do something strenuous? Y/N: No. Mina: Then why are you tired? Y/N: I’m alive. Mina: Sounds exhausting.

Y/N & Shinsou:*Playing video games* Aizawa: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games? Y/N: *silence* Shinsou: *silence* Aizawa, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you? Y/N & Shinsou in shame: Yeah...

Kaminari: Y/N, we need that! Y/N, holding Mineta over a trash can: Nope. Kaminari: Gimme it— Y/N: It’s garbage.

Kaminari: Are you a painting? Shinsou: What-? Kaminari: Because I want to pin you to a wall. Y/N: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING-

Y/N: If I die first, promise to wait up for me, okay, Bakugou? Bakugou: Oh, Y/N. When I die, I’m taking you with me. Y/N: I can’t tell if that’s a threat or a compliment. Bakugou: I’d think of it more as a grim inevitability.

Shinsou: Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Y/N meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.

Kirishima: *about Bakugou and Y/N* They make a cute couple, huh? Shinsou: They certainly are standing next to each other.