Kevin: I can't promise he'll ever speak to you
Jean:
ur local genderfuck ace
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Enora, 27, she/her i guess idk, too much aftg and many random shit
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Arthur: So you have magic?
Merlin: Uh… yeah?
Arthur: for how long?
Merlin: Since birth.
Arthur: And you’re a dragon lord?
Merlin: Yeah my father was and it gets passed down.
Arthur: Sounds like royalty.
Merlin: No? I don’t think so.
Arthur: Yes it is, that means you’re a noble, a lord. We can get married now.
Merlin: WHAT???
so glad jean has a bad habit of accidentally spilling deep secrets about himself because without that we wouldn’t be getting ANYWHERE
neil i’m looking at you. remember when it took that little menace THREE WHOLE BOOKS to drop all his lore and it had to be done through a complicated back and forth exchange of truths (flirting) and literal torture?
ya i can’t do that shit again
this is a hellsite to You….. i’m having a lovely time reblogging my pictures
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how many libraries could you get to from where you live now without looking up directions?
none
one
two
three
four
five or six
seven or eight
nine or ten
eleven to fifteen
sixteen to twenty
twenty to thirty
more than that
Remaining time: 6 days 9 hours
You can use any travel method you like, walking, public transport, so on. You can get an uber but their map has failed so you'll have to give directions. You can travel to other countries and count those libraries but you have to be able to completely navigate from your home without assistance. So you can catch a plane but must be able to travel to and from the airport. No limit on how long it takes. If you know which block it's on or which tram line but aren't sure precisely, but you feel sure you'd find it once you got there, count that as a yes (if you're not sure maybe google it now and see if your plan would work). You cannot rely on asking for directions though, this must be all your knowledge
this is the greatest thing i’ve ever read
Do you think you could make a 1+ hour playlist for your favorite character? (maybe add an "already have" option?)
Do you think you could make a 1+ hour playlist for your favorite character?
Yes
No
Already have one
Voting ended onFeb 15
Feb 8
What is YOUR favorite non-2x06 thing that now means Something Different post-2x06 ??
I see what you did there, @givemethedamnflowers ...honestly, Birthday Boy coming out on Holmes's birthday was the one where we were semi-worried we'd shown our hand too much but we just couldn't help ourselves when our release schedule lined up, so that's close. But instead I'll choose a VERY small moment that not a ton of people have chatted about, because we just really love it.
2x05:
2x06:
Just a little thing.
(Now, the one that will mean Something Different post-2x07...)
twilight but instead of a dramatic reveal about how edward’s a vampire bella just shows up to class one day and slides a copy of Dracula across the table to see what happens
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Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Scripted Undefeated Bracket — Round 2
Who is sexier?
Kayne
Madge Stallion
Voting ended onFeb 9
Propaganda
Kayne (Malevolent):
He’s a god who acts like the main characters are his personal soap opera. His first appearance was playing the piano covered in blood after he had massacred an entire town. He just kinda shows up sometimes to cause chaos and is often munching on chips while he watches shit go down. Also he never wears shoes, for some reason
Madge Stallion (Fawx & Stallion):
Raging lesbian in a lavender marriage
Seduced someone working for the enemy
Is just as chaotic and at time brain cell-less as her male companions
Loyal but still willing to call her friend since childhood out on his bullshit
She canonically fucks. Like in canon she fucks so much. See above about seducing the enemy and then pepper in her on again off again romance with Martha Hudson.
#madge propaganda time : #she will flirt with basically any girl she sees and oh she does it so well #also !!! she once flirted and got on with technically an enemy in the middle of a spying mission ???? #she went like 'oh sorry just gotta go to the loo' to go spy in the house got caught and flirted so well she 1/ got laid 2/ got information #3/ came back like nothing happened #with some motivation she could flirt and get a boner from a dead rock tbh #madge stallion IS THE SEXIEST
Additional propaganda below the cut:
Feb 8
pt.28!! <pt.27
~go back to sleep and dream of other men
tags for the homies ❤️ @andrewsleftarmband @blurryhour @you-know-i-get-itt @notexactlythatgirl @longspacerat @tessasilverswan @minyard-05 @carbon-dated-gal @bisexualchaosdemon @stormiiflies @watercoloureyes01 @vampire-overlord @iron-sides @azure-wing @buffalo-fox @ohgodnotagainplease @pink-hydrangea @jaywalkerss @ohmynoggin-blog @cosmic-marauder @min-getoutofmy-yard @plazybones @disastersappho @leestars13 @the-witch-forever-lives @minyardsss @post-historical-posts
Uhh believe me idk what possessed me to make this
41.
Danmatt be on the same freakuancy…Nicky certified yapper…Robin going feral kreechur mode…Seth shooting his shot for the 256th time…and tmi-dumping…Andrew sightings…Trojan OC cameo…pretty tame Neil…drug dealer Renee…bully Kevin challenge…wow
He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.
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To the best of your knowledge, do you fit your country’s stereotypes?
To the best of your knowledge, do you fit your country’s stereotypes?
Yes
No
Voting ended onFeb 14
I hate when there's no toilet paper coming out the bottom of these gentlemen and you have to tickle its nutsack to de-piss yourself