Digging for Anything but Gold

what if alexander skarsgard plays murderbot with his natural accent. what if murderbot is swedish and the company is secretly ikea. what then.

I feel like we don't talk enough about how sometimes Don't Create the Torment Nexus is actually Here's an Exaggerated Version of Something Fucked Up We Do Already, For Real, In Real Life, So You Can Understand What's Bad About It and people will STILL look at that and be like yeah you're right the exaggerated version is much better. we need a real life Torment Nexus.

not watching severance and succession means i log on the day after an episode and everyone is like SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP THEYRE SO INSANE FOR THIS and the image cited is a man in a suit standing still in an otherwise blank, fluorescently-lit hallway. i'm happy for you guys or sorry that happened

#congrats your children reinvented squires (via @roach-works​)

official library post

in many libraries you can also fill out a form to request that your library buy a book - for example. they won’t always buy it but it provides more proof of patron engagement with libraries and gives you a space to talk about books.

Extremely niche Canadian Tumblr, help me out here. Years ago Colin Mochrie did a comedy sketch where he had sculpted portraits of a bunch of prime ministers out of luncheon meats, including Sir Charles Tupper. Is that online anywhere??

OMG it was his character from the Red Green Show, Hot Dog Hobby Shop owner Frank Kepke! Thank you!! But I just looked up the two episodes that he was on, and looks like they don't include that sketch, so maybe he did it on stage with one of the other Red Green cast members somewhere, like Just for Laughs or something? Reblogging to boost with more info!

whenever i click the cc button on a youtube video that clearly has a high budget and is made by a fucking studio and i see “english - auto generated” i spit daggers from my eyes and mouth at whoever decided to not pay someone to make actual captions

Meanwhile every time I watch a video clearly made by one guy in his living room and it has complete descriptive subtitles, I feel more love in me than I can contain.