@ceasarslegion
Daily schedule:
Wake up on the problematic side of the bed
Eat a harmful breakfast
Log onto tumblr and reblog posts from abusive mutuals
Attend narcissistic classes
Watch an irredeemable movie
Listen to offensive music
Eat a cancelled dinner
Go to sleep derogatorily
Have dreams that will have aged poorly by the time I wake up
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important confession
i lied about my HIV status and all aspects of my identity (marital status, trafficking past, family, etc.) on this blog and i truly apologize.
there’s no place on the internet like tumblr
girl on club dancefloor has her feet cooled by a friend pouring smirnoff ice over them (2000)
Mary Magdalene washing Christ's feet
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"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess
blowing them up with my mind
PETA vegan tinder date sounds like a prompt at a bad improv show - please elaborate
So years ago, I wanted to get back in the dating scene. My current boyfriend and I had a weird will-they-wont-they thing going on at this point, so we weren't officially together YET. (will underscore that they know about this guy and heard about him in real time, no cheating was involved)
So I matched with this guy who was also a third culture kid who grew up in the middle east. That's a very rare thing to find in the Canadian prairies, so naturally we started talking pretty quickly. We set up a first date at an authentic chinese place I knew in the city, and he asked me if they had any vegan options. I sent him their menu and he went "oh okay, that sounds good :))" so no red flags up to this point. He was acting like a normal vegan who just chose this for himself but didn't judge others for their eating choices, I foolishly thought that him seeing a lot of meat options and not freaking out about them meant he was normal.
Oh boy, was I wrong.
Some additional context about me is that I come from a dutch immigrant family on my mom's side, and angus beef ranchers on my dad's. Meat and dairy are the staples of both of these diets, culturally. So I eat a lot of both because that's how I was raised. I don't have any issues whatsoever with people being vegetarian or vegan, but I do have an issue when they make value judgements about me based on my cultural diet.
So we get to the restaurant that evening, he orders dry veggie noodles with spiced potato wedges and vegetable spring rolls. I order a bowl of beef brisket ramen with green onions and cilantro, and ask the waitress if i can have extra beef.
This was the wrong thing to order.
He shot me a cold, deadly glare when the waitress took down our orders and asked me point blank how I could call myself an accepting person when I was "speciesist" towards animals.
When I tell you my jaw dropped and I was absolutely gobsmacked he could do this in public on a first date. I'm kind of impressed by the sheer audacity and lack of self-awareness.
I shot back at him by saying that this isn't going to work between us if he expects me to change how I choose to eat to better suit his personal beliefs. He passive aggressively said "well, I guess not everyone recognizes the systemic human supremacy in our society, it's fine." and tells the waitress he'll just "put up" with my order "this time."
He then steered the conversation towards a bunch of stuff I recognized was from PETA rhetoric after uh, studying CULTS in university, but he was smart enough not to use the term "PETA" out loud to me after I expressed my distaste about his attitude towards me. I started countering his propaganda with points about actual animal husbandry and how cows are actually raised in farms, especially under canadian and albertan law. Like bro, our chickens dont all live in the same room, why do you think the states had an egg shortage years ago and we didnt? Oh sorry I guess eggs are murder too even when they arent fertilized
At one point I got so sick of his shit that I asked for a to go box, took my food and left him with the bill. I was originally gonna pay for the meal because of the old adage of the one who asks you out pays for the meal, but after his behavior he can deal with moral explosion of paying for meat
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People who freak out about real leather but eat beef are weird to me. Like you know in both circumstances the cow has to die so like, the seals broken already when you eat beef 😔
pick one
leather jacket*
denim jacket
*faux leather no animals were harmed! :)
pick one
real leather jacket that doesn't end up in a landfill after two years
denim jacket
*plastic- i mean "faux leather" jacket that will end up in a landfill
*this will be terrible for the environment and animals WILL be harmed eventually just not immediately so my conscience can remain faux clear :)
Hopefully it doesn't look too suspicious that I gad to call in shortly after my vacation but like, when you're sick you're sick. And I feel half-comatose right now
caesar. ceasar who was mysweetstruggles. why. hitler kin? what. what. hello???
Mysweetstruggles was a blog that existed for a wild, wild few months way back in the day. I was still in high school when the whole thing happened.
When the height of tumblr kin drama was tearing this site's reading comprehension asunder, folks claimed that "kinning" something meant that you literally, actually, legitimately were whatever character or object you claimed to kin. If you kinned komaeda, it's because you believed you literally were komaeda. This was complete with claims about having "kin memories," which were repressed memories of your past lives of whatever you kinned. The kin drama often came in the form of other kinnies demanding you face "accountability" for the actions of the mostly fictional characters folks would kin, and claims of others "faking it" by being "doubles" of yours. As if uh... as if komaeda is a real person and not a guy a writer came up with. On the other end of the spectrum, people were writing callout posts for folks who tagged their art as "kin" for either kin drama reasons or because they were so anti-kinning that they looped back around to being extremists in their own right.
It was a weird place to be. Nowadays when people claim to "kin" something it's mostly because they really identify with that thing or historical person or character, not because they claim they literally ARE that thing. Let's all breathe easy and count our blessings that that fresh piece of hell is over.
Anyway, mysweetstruggles came onto the scene in the height of the old kin drama. She claimed that she was kin with uh... Adolf Hitler. She claimed that she was Hitler in a past life and that she she reborn as a neurodivergent Jewish girl so she could "atone for [her] past sins." For obvious reasons, this stirred a lot of shit at the time, because it was also the height of when tumblr thought that reading American Psycho meant that you personally wanted to murder all sex workers with axes irl. Not that I'm equating these two, I'm pointing out that the morality crusaders were even worse then than they are now, so a blog like this got a LOT more attention than it probably should have.
Anyway, it went on for a while where she would post about how sorry she was for the holocaust in the unique crytyping style of when you wanted to communicate that you were upset or ashamed of something on the 2010s internet. She got tons of asks asking what the hell was wrong with her and she'd post every single one with replies about how she "couldn't control her kin" and how "she had memories of her past that had to be hitler" and that she realized she was kin with Hitler during history class when she recognized her kin memories as Hitler's.
In the middle of all this, she would also post aesthetic edits of weimer republic cinema and things that looked both German and from the 1940s at the same time, suspiciously. It was never outright swastikas but it was about 2 steps removed from a roman eagle and an iron cross.
And then when all the hate she inevitably got from this came to a head, she made an absolutely legendary post where she claimed to be her older sister, claiming that all the tumblr hate had led to the cops being called on their house, that "Addy" was arrested for having a mental breakdown, dragged to an "insane asylum," and that she was never going to be let out again. It had a good dollop of "you guys did this by hating on a teenage girl who claimed she was reincarnated Hitler."
The blog stayed up for a good few months after that post and then was deactivated for good. But you can still find screenshots of her posts if you type her URL into Google images
EDIT: I FORGOT ABOUT HER CLAIM THAT HITLER WAS GAY AND THAT HOMOPHOBIA WAS WHY HE WAS FORCED TO DATE EVA BRAUN INSTEAD OF HERMAN GÖRING...
Do not cite the old magic to me, witch
I was there when it was written
can’t stop thinking about this post on the crusader kings wiki
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the white house is now so right wing, the GOP turtle man is by default on "our side." Trump's only response to this so far is to insinuate he's lying about the polio. Classy!