i do love that you can name pets pretty much anything. with children you have to be reasonable but with pets you can just do anything. you can name your tortoise panopticon

This Paddington Look-alike Went From Shelter Pup to Instagram Star

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

scrubs but we can’t hear JD’s thoughts

Eupolyodontes worm...

FUCKING GETCH OU

they make some handsome spiders.lord youve made some handsome spiders in your time .

I’ll show you a clean pair of eels

stop scrolling.

On it boss

boss it's been a year how long do I have to stay here

crossfaded off a blueberry stuffed into a raspberry

This is Gilbert. He’s been around a while. Attributes his long life to many, many years of always getting what he wants

party like a severed head

look like a severed head

smoke like a severed head

fuck like a severed head

You drew that yourself!?

bro we are straight up smoking the creature

favourite thing about the blogger community is we can all relate to the experience of thinking up a post