Seems like you caught the artist in the middle of her art... ✒️🗻

(heart hands emoji)

commission for anon

I'm sorry my stupid gay tail started wagging when I saw you. I'll go .

(sadly turns around to shuffle away and whaps u unconscious with my stupid gay tail)

i HAVE to stop looking at shelter cats until i'm moved but BUNNY

bunny is still there and apparently hasn't been adopted because she's very skittish and shy but so AM I

i assume they don't put cats on layaway but i might go this weekend to see if i can say hi, at least. and then bring her home on, like, june 5th when i'm all moved and settled if she's still there.

bunny 1.5 years and a few pounds later

i need a polycule of tall skinny white guys preferably like around 10 of them so i can dress them up in nice outfits and give them cute little red ribbon chokers. (hiding a bowling ball behind my back) For no real reason

雨宿り

taking shelter from rain

stop it

They call it RTX 5090 because when you see it costs $5090 youll turn 5090 degrees and walk away.

happy to report that miss Noodles is very sweet and very tiny. i hope she finds a good home soon

great news!!!!!

what the bird cookin

being a dork and making your girlfriend laugh is worth a sillyion dollars

Shout-out to the bumper sticker I saw the other day that made me feel one second of pure, incandescent rage, which I have replicated in complete accuracy below:

problematic cup size gap

discovered a new prime number and the first ten digits are your phone number and the next 68 million digits comprise a high quality jpeg of your face when converted to binary and then after that there is a humble 3

netflix just put out one of the fakest looking real games i’ve ever seen