Not his turn with the brain cell

Luke doing some Jedi-Vaderling business idk

Close up:

Leverage meme ≡ quotes [5/5] → from Nathan Ford

#hmm thanks  for reminding me that I actually rather love this character#leverage#nathan ford#he’s not a good man really#(though by some terrifying metrics he is indeed a Good Man)#but he has aligned himself with good and he will get there come hell or high water#the thing is#he is the hell and he is the high water#he is the monster that hunts monsters#the abyss consumed him long ago and that’s just. how it is. he just lives here now#because that’s the thing#the abyss consumes you and everything…doesn’t end#you keep living#you keep living even though you are nothing but howling rage in the shell of a man#but then you turn that rage and that abyss upon the monsters that made you#and you bring the abyss to them (via @aethersea)

#nate’s scarier than anyone else on that team #even though all of them could run circles around him in thief skills 

#he doesn’t run circles around anyone #he just builds the track #and watches cooly while everyone else runs

There are moments when Nate goes completely cold and he is way scarier than any of them, or all the rest of them combined, like a reminder of what is sitting there under the surface - an incomparably brilliant mind with no heart to anchor it and nothing to believe in.

you can tell that Nate is an ex-Jesuit, or perhaps more accurately an almost-Jesuit He has this Catholic self-hatred coupled with this deeply rooted sense he’s better than others and it’s all tied together with a large amount of ‘here, hold my beer’

“My father would buy me an ice-cream” is just the the most terrifying thing anyone in the show says.

He says, in one line, that he was raised to be bad, knows how to be bad, chose to be good, fell, chose to be good by doing bad, but his gut reflex, the one he’s been supressing for his entire life, is just to be a walking nightmare, exactly what you’d expect if you rewarded a child for lying, cheating, swindling, and hurting for fun and profit.

Nate Ford is not a nice man. But he’s all that’s standing between us and Jimmy Ford’s Son, so let’s be thankful for that.

Medieval badge displaying three phalli bearing a crowned vulva in a procession, 1375-1450

@elodieunderglass the legs on these

We three dicks disorient are

Bearing cunt we travel afar

Field and fountain, moor and mountain

Following yonder star

i was forcibly removed from the scriptorium for singing this jollily to pass the time on a particularly lengthy manuscript ://////

I’m sorry Brother Mayhew that sounds like such a tricky case of conflicting needs for accommodation 😔 you know Brother Cringfael can’t illuminate for shit if it’s too noisy

one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it. 

i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous”

What the fuck who drinks that

it’s such a perfectly bonkers order because like, most unusual orders are maximalist and sugary but this one just combines the most basic drink with the most incongruous little add-on. it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him

this post always makes me laugh. this guy has the weirdest drink order and he probably never goes to this dunkin’ if it took seven months for the barista to see him again. so think about a coffee shop you go to so little you’re not even sure if you’ve gone there before and you walk in and the barista hands you the drink you were about to order before you even ordered it. he will remember that for the rest of his life

“it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him” gets me every time.

Official Post of Massachusetts

Yoo, Timkon day ✌️✨💕

do you ever think about dead versions of yourself that are fossilized in someone else's mind

i see that this one kind of fucked everyone up

to be fair, I was kind of fucked up already, but yes can confirm now more fucked up.

really liking batman and robin: year one so far

also i like how bruce pretends everything dick does as robin is perfectly normal but no way he didn't panic the first time this happened

no way he didn't panic the 3045th time this happened either, just learned to hide it better

A few consistent factors about Golden Age Lois Lane:

GET BACK HERE

She is also a canonically terrible speller.

She's dyslexic in more modern canons I believe (I'm obviously more familiar with the Golden/Silver Age) but here's a possible example of it early on: from Action Comics #227 (1959)

I think they’re starting to get suspicious.

Touched up this old sketch of Dorian based on the concept art in the Veilguard artbook.

what it feels like to take emmrich and davrin with you as your team

it's basically just emmrich 'gentle parenting' volkarin vs davrin 'tough love' the warden

Different dads, different techniques

i don't care if monday's bleak

tuesday matches wednesday's freak

thursday mispronouncing steak

it's friday, i'm in love